Siheyuan: Starting from Brother Shazhu
46 Pan Donkey Deng Xiaoxian?

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For He Yuzhu, there was nothing more important than finding a wife.

Seeing that his Little Senior Brother was angry, he hurriedly put on a smile and even personally poured wine to apologize. He Yushui felt helpless and amused.

"Junior brother, leave the matter of image to me.”After Li Anran finished drinking, she put down the wine cup." But I have to remind you that your mouth is sometimes too loose. It's easy to give others the impression that you're not steady.”

"Also, since you've taken a fancy to his teacher, you have to change your words and actions. However, there was no need to change it too much. Think more before you speak. It would be best if you could brag from time to time so that it could resonate with others.”

" Little Senior Brother, that…" The more He Yuzhu listened, the more he felt that what his Little Senior Brother said made sense. He humbly asked," What is resonance? How can I resonate with the teacher?"”

"Resonance means having a common topic.”Li Anran earnestly instructed," Just like back at the cheap store, didn't we have a lot in common with the chef? This is called resonance!”

"As for how to resonate, it's actually very simple. Find some topics that the other party likes, such as literature, history, or even the local customs. I think the teacher will be very interested.”

"Little Senior Brother, listening to your words is really better than reading ten years of books!”He Yuzhu's face was filled with amazement. He immediately poured another cup of wine." Come, Junior Brother, let's toast you again!"”

"Haha!" Li Anran smiled and raised her wine cup." That's right. Even if it's just some old sayings, it can still show that you're cultured.”

After the two of them took another cup of wine, He Yushui refilled their cups and looked at Li Anran with shining eyes.

"Brother Anran, how do you know so much? You're too amazing.”

"This is called understanding the world is knowledge, understanding the human relationship is an article!”Li Anran also said," People go to many places and see many people and things. Even if they don't deliberately learn anything, they will naturally learn it.”

Of course, this was actually called the psychology of love, which was also commonly known as the book of picking up girls.

In fact, what Li Anran said just now was just the worst plan in the book of picking up girls. The real best plan was actually very simple, Pan Donkey Deng Xiaoxian!

" Pan " referred to Pan An's appearance. Li Anran was a handsome man in ancient times.

"Donkey" referred to…everyone knew, and Li Anran also knew.

" Deng " was Deng Tong, a native of the Western Han Dynasty. One day, this fellow told Emperor Wen that a fortune-teller had told him that he would starve to death in his life. Emperor Wen asked him to " cast the world's money ", which was the president of the national bank during the Western Han Dynasty. Thus, he became a person who was richer than Tao Zhugong.

Li Anran definitely couldn't compare to Deng Tong in this aspect, but as a rather successful uploader, his income wasn't bad.

" Little " meant obedient, which meant that one had to be able to please a woman. Sweet words belonged to this category. Li Anran's scarf, gloves, and socks also belonged to this category.

"Free" meant that he had free time. To pick up girls, not only did he need money, but he also needed time.

If these five conditions could be met, girls would naturally pounce on you in large numbers, and they would be the kind that could not be chased away.

Before transmigrating, Li Anran had a deep understanding of it. It could be considered a happy worry.

Li Anran could even play with the girls of the later generations, so naturally, He Yushui, a girl from the sixties, was settled with a few words.

Not only did he not think that Li Anran must be very fickle to know so much, but he also felt that Li Anran was very experienced and mysterious. As his good impression of him soared, he also became more and more curious about him.

"Little Senior Brother, I'm convinced." He Yuzhu raised his wine cup and gulped it down. Then, he wiped his mouth." Don't say anything else. I'll listen to your arrangements." If you ask me to go east, I will never go west. If you ask me to beat a dog, I will never chase a chicken!”

"That's what you said, Sister Yu Shui. You have to be my witness.”Li Anran smiled." Don't blame me for not doing what I say when the time comes."”

"Brother Anran, I'll be your witness." He Yushui nodded vigorously." I'll help you keep an eye on my brother. If he dares to complain, I'll…I'll…I'll beat him up!”

"Alright! This sister of mine was raised for nothing." He Yuzhu was speechless.

" Haha..." Li Anran laughed very happily, but after laughing, he did not forget to assign tasks.

"Sister Yu Shui, your mission is to go to the school and ask about the situation.”

"Understood!"

"Junior Brother, your mission is to cooperate with me in the transformation of your image. Also, wear your best clothes for me to see later.”

"Alright!"

For the sake of his marriage, He Yuzhu was absolutely motivated!

After the preliminary discussion of the relevant matters, Li Anran did not forget to hit the main point.

"Junior brother, sister Yushui, this is a secret. I hope none of you will reveal anything.”

"Don't forget, there's still a nest of ungrateful wolves watching over here. If they find out, this matter will most likely fall through.”

"That can't be! I won't let anyone know about this.”He Yuzhu quickly promised," Yu Shui, you better watch your mouth too. My happiness depends on this!"”

"Don't worry, I'm more tight-lipped than you." He Yushui rolled her eyes at her brother." I'm just afraid that you'll show it all on your face when you're happy. When the time comes, people will guess it immediately. Don't blame me then."”

"Sister Yu Shui is right." Li Anran slammed the table." If I hadn't mentioned this, I would have almost forgotten about it. Junior Brother, from today onwards, whenever you go out, you have to keep a straight face. If you can't do it, then think about the possibility of your blind date being intercepted.”

"Understood! Understood!" He Yuzhu quickly nodded." From now on, I'll be angry with anyone who dares to speak to me!”

"Yes, that's right." Li Anran nodded in satisfaction." Oh right, is there a place for hairdressing nearby? Come with me tomorrow after work."”

"There's even a haircut? It hasn't been long since I shaved." He Yuzhu subconsciously touched her hair.

"I'm not shaving your head. I'm giving you a handsome hairstyle.”Li Anran shook her head." But to the outside world, you're just trying to get rid of bad luck. Otherwise, people will see that you're up to something good and cause trouble.”

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