"I'm a little noob, little noob!”
" What are you?!" The veteran asked through the loudspeaker.
"Newbie!"
It was half-past six in the morning.
A series of orderly shouts came from the field.
Every day, she would torture him with a new trick.
Today, all the recruits were forced by the veterans to call themselves rookies. One squad after another, all the squads had to call themselves rookies.
Several class monitors were still competing with each other to see which class had the louder voice and more imposing manner.
When this order was first issued, the recruit naturally refused.
Because this was too f * cking embarrassing.
However, as they shouted, everyone got used to it.
Anyway, can't you just treat this as a slogan?
Usually, he would call me one, two, three, four, one, two, three, four. Now, he was calling me a little rookie.
It was just that the content was different, but wasn't the nature the same?
After the five-kilometer morning exercise ended, the classes returned. Old Hei went to the dormitory and began to check on the house.
"Whose blanket is this? Dealing with errands! The front side was so flat, but what was the side folded?!”
"Wen Chaolei, the corners of your tofu cubes are round.”
"Zhao Hu, are you a tiger? What a mess it was under the blanket, overlapping!”
"Li Erniu…"
"Wang Yanbing…"
"He Chenguang…"
It took them more than an hour to fold the blanket, but with Blackie's words, almost everyone had to start over.
Only Jiang Chen had escaped.
The time to wash up had become the time to tidy up the house. Among the nine recruits in the first class, only Jiang Chen went to wash his face and brush his teeth.
Just like the previous two days, he tidied up the house in the morning and trained in the afternoon.
However, today, the venue for tidying up the house was changed from the training ground to the dormitory.
All the recruits were fighting with their quilts in their respective dormitories.
The class monitors cursed from time to time, then explained to them how to quickly and effectively fold the standard tofu blocks.
In the afternoon physical training, in addition to the military posture, squatting and standing up, there was also a new practice of walking.
Different from the first two, the marching pace training was done by three classes at the same time, with the platoon as the unit of training.
This training wasn't just about the individual, it was more about the group.
There were twenty-seven students in Class One, Class Two, and Class Three. Nine students stood in three rows.
After Old Hei finished explaining the key points, he gave the order to march together.
Just like the previous two training sessions, they could not expect them to do well at the beginning of the training.
They had only taken two steps when the line became crooked. Some people's brains seemed to be unable to keep up with the rhythm and kept making mistakes.
Less than a minute after the training began, curses and curses came from all over the field.
"Li Erniu, step forward!"
Old Hei looked angrily at Li Erniu.
His brain couldn't keep up with the rhythm, and he was the one who always made mistakes!
He had clearly agreed to shout "one" with his left foot and "two" with his right foot, but this guy always made a mistake…
"Yes, sir!"
Li Erniu responded with a sad face and walked towards Old Hei.
About ten meters away from the main group, Old Hei began to train Li Erniu alone.
"Left foot, left foot! How many times have I told you? Can't you tell your left and right legs apart?!”
Old Hei's suppressed roar came from the other side.
Jiang Chen could even see Blackie raise his right hand several times, and his legs were ready to move.
If it wasn't for the fact that the army clearly stipulated that new recruits couldn't be beaten or scolded.
Li Erniu would have been attacked by Old Hei a long time ago…
"Left! Which side was left! My side is left! Li Erniu, can't you even tell left from right?!”
"Why did it become a straight turn again?"
"Hand, hand, hand! Step with your left leg and swing your right hand. Why did you swing your left hand?”
Old Hei was furious. He had finally distinguished his left and right legs, but now it had turned into a straight crutch. He had been teaching recruits for so many years, but he had never seen such a stupid person.
"Halt! Start over, remember, take your left leg and swing your right hand! Take a step with your right leg and your handsome left hand. Do you understand?”
"Understood." Li Erniu answered meekly, cold sweat dripping from his head.
……
Half an hour later.
Everyone in Class One lay on the ground in a push-up position.
Old Hei glared at Li Erniu angrily.
He had been shouting for more than ten minutes, and this guy had finally changed his crutches.
However, once he entered the queue, his rhythm became chaotic. He swung his arms around and started fighting with others…
Blackie was so angry that he had to end the last event early and start physical training.
"Class One has them all. Get ready for push-ups!”
Looking at the people on the ground, Blackie's eyes lit up.
"Let's play something different today!”
"You even know how to catch a duck, right?"
"I know!" They returned together.
"Report…report!" Li Erniu raised his head and looked at Old Hei timidly.
"Speak!"
"Reporting to the class monitor, are we going to the kitchen to help? I have a second-grade chef certificate, and the food I cook is especially delicious!”
……
Looking at the proud Li Erniu, everyone fell silent.
This child was probably hopeless.
Old Hei's fists tightened and loosened, and he looked at Li Erniu with a gaze that was about to spit fire.
"Jiang Chen!" Old Hei shouted.
"Here!"
"Explain to him!"
"Yes, sir!"
Jiang Chen stood up and looked at Li Erniu." The rules of the game are very simple. First, one person will start by saying 'catch ducks', then the second person will say' catch a few ducks', and the third person will say 'catch a lot of ducks'.”
"When it comes to the fourth person, there are two kinds of statements: 'caught' and 'didn't catch!'!”
"If the third person says 'caught,' he will have to take turns 'quack' a few times.”
"If you say 'you didn't catch it,' then start from 'catching a duck'. Whoever doesn't catch it will lose and be punished.”(I don't know if those who haven't played it before can understand the [Smiling Smile].)
Old Hei nodded at Jiang Chen, then looked at Li Erniu again." Do you understand?"”
" Reporting to the class monitor, I…I still don't quite understand…" Li Erniu felt a little guilty.
Old Hei rubbed the space between his eyebrows." How about this, you get up first and let them give you a demonstration. Watch a few rounds first. If you still don't understand, I'll tell you. Remember, the person who shouts 'quack' can't stop. You can only shout 'quack' after you've done the push-ups."”
" Jiang Chen, let's start with you!"
"Yes, sir!"
After responding, Jiang Chen put his hands on the ground and shouted loudly,""Catch a duck."
"How many?" Zhao Hu asked.”
"Catch three!"
"I caught him."
He Chenguang did a push-up.”
Liu Wei continued to do push-ups.
Zhao Xu followed suit and did push-ups.
……
Liu Wenlong continued with a new round,"Catch a duck!"”
" How many?" Jiang Chen asked.
"Catch five!"
"I didn't catch him."
……
"Catching ducks."
"Catch a few?"
"Catch six."
"Caught."
Jiang Chen did a push-up.”
Zhao Hu followed.
……
After a few rounds, Li Erniu joined in.
The few of them played games while doing push-ups. They did not miss out on physical training and entertainment.
"This bunch of little bunnies. After catching for so long, the most they caught was eleven ducks. Do they really think they're here to play?”
Old Hei thought to himself when he saw that the efficiency of catching ducks wasn't very good.
After the new round of the game was over, Old Hei lay in front of Li Erniu."Come, add me in."
"Catch a duck."
"Catch a few."
Li Erniu smiled,"Catch five."”
" I caught him," Jiang Chen said.
"Quack."
"Quack."
"Quack."
"Quack."
"Quack."
"Catching ducks."
"Catch a few?"
"10,000!"
"I caught it!"
Gulp...
As soon as he said that, everyone subconsciously swallowed their saliva and stood rooted to the ground.
Everyone looked at Li Erniu with despair.
Bro, you're with Blackie, right?
Ten thousand ducks…
Even if they caught him tomorrow morning, it wouldn't be enough!
Are you trying to f * cking kill us?
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