Officials had a special characteristic, they liked to cough before they spoke.
It was as if there was thick phlegm stuck in his throat. Even if there wasn't, he had to have it.
Second Uncle had no skills, but he had learned something.
As soon as he coughed, the scene immediately fell silent.
"Today, I called everyone here. This is what happened. Xu Damao's house in the backyard lost a chicken.”
Second Uncle was talking, but his eyes kept moving.
That look was just short of pointing out He Yuzhu's name.
"Second Uncle, why don't you just mention my three generations of ancestors together? It's as if no one knows it's me.”
Everyone burst into laughter. This idiot was quite humorous.
Second Uncle's face turned red, but there was nothing he could do if he couldn't win.
"Silly Zhu, I didn't say that you did it. Don't interrupt me. I'm talking about your chicken stew today. Forget it, forget it. Let First Uncle host the meeting.”
First Uncle knew who did it, but he didn't have the heart to say it.
What else could he do? Let Third Uncle do it.
"Third Uncle, tell everyone about the situation.”
Third Uncle had only taken two catties of sausages. Although he was spat at, he had still received the benefits.
If he continued to badmouth others, he would lose his face.
"Cough, I think Second Uncle knows more about this matter.”
The three old men pushed each other.
No one got to the main topic. Everyone was dumbfounded.
Could Xu Damao tolerate it? It was not his own home, but he did not feel any heartache, right?
Grandma!
"Hey, hey, hey, what are you doing? What are you doing? There was a thief in our courtyard. Is this the time to joke?”
Xu Damao's face scrunched up, and his chin was almost in front of He Yuzhu.
It was completely like a discussion.
"Who are you referring to? If you stick your face closer, I'll slap you!”
He Yuzhu had a bad temper. If he couldn't hit the three masters, he could hit Xu Damao.
If he got closer, he would directly press her into the latrine pit to vent his anger.
"I'm telling you, Silly Zhu, that's all you got. You hit me so easily. You didn't steal that chicken, I'll take your surname!”
"Thief, Grandpa is here. Stop barking. Look at you. You look like you're about to die.”
Everyone burst into laughter. This Xu Damao deserved it.
In terms of verbal skills, even ten of him could not compare to He Yuzhu.
Alright, today's assembly was not in vain. It was purely a crosstalk performance.
"Cough cough!"
The Second Uncle's face turned green with anger. Of course, Xu Damao was even greener than him.
However, it couldn't be done. He had to suppress it.
He Yuzhu had just started coughing when he retorted.
"I say, Second Uncle, if you're sick, go to the hospital quickly. Don't cough your lungs out again.”
"Silly Zhu, you!"
"What are you stupid for? What are you talking about?”
He Yuzhu ignored him. There was no way he could speak!
"I say, First Master, don't hold it in. What exactly happened? Tell me, don't you see how anxious my grandson is?”
If it wasn't for the others pulling him, Xu Damao would definitely have rushed over and risked his life.
He Yuzhu kept calling him a grandson and changed his surname.
"Good! Silly Zhu, just wait and see. If you didn't steal this chicken, I'll call you grandpa!”
"Hey, you bastard, I told you not to shout. Grandpa is here.”
Xu Damao's two-faced face was now like a rag.
Did he still dare to say anything else? His two sentences made his entire body tremble with anger.
He could only shut his mouth when facing He Yuzhu.
Everyone laughed until their stomachs hurt. The conference had never been held like this before.
First Uncle knew that if this continued, Zhu Zi would not be able to swallow his anger.
"Alright, here's the thing. Xu Damao's house did lose a chicken, but Zhu Zi didn't take it. The chicken he stewed in his house was bought from the inner market. He even bought two of them. Second Uncle and Third Uncle can prove it.”
These words caused a huge uproar. Look, he bought it himself and even bought two.
No one could doubt the words of the First Uncle.
If that was really the case, then there was really nothing to do with He Yuzhu.
In that case, Xu Damao had another grandfather.
"Grandson, did you hear that? Hurry up and call me grandpa."
He Yuzhu was happy. He had gotten a grandson for no reason.
This grandson was a little frustrated, but it didn't matter. After all, his grandfather was magnanimous.
How could Xu Damao scream? He didn't believe it.
He stole a glance at Second Uncle and he actually nodded.
This old fart lied to him, didn't he say that the chicken was stolen by Silly Zhu?
And now he said that someone bought it?
Xu Damao was about to explode.
"Silly Zhu! Just you wait. I'll go to Chaonei Market now and find you.”
Going to the market was fake, but escaping was real. How could he call his enemy grandpa?
He Yuzhu was not in a hurry to let his grandson escape. There were plenty of people to deal with him.
He gently shook the old lady. She woke up and hit the ground with her walking stick.
"Kneel down!"
Xu Damao trembled in fear. He gritted his teeth and turned back obediently.
"Grandson, the old lady hasn't left yet and you want to slip away? Do you know the rules? Why don't I teach you a good lesson?”
After all, Xu Damao was the number one villain in the Siheyuan. He had learned his lesson this time.
If he didn't say anything, he would definitely be angered to death if he answered.
"Three old masters, don't just stand there and watch the grandparent and grandchild play. Since Silly Zhu bought his own chicken, then who stole Xu Damao's chicken?”
Xu Damao was so angry that his teeth were about to break.
What bullsh * t grandfather and grandson? But on second thought, he also wanted to know.
Where's my old hen? That blind bastard stole it.
First Uncle looked troubled. His gaze, intentionally or unintentionally, turned to Qin Huairu.
Qin Huairu's heart jolted as if he had been hit by a huge rock.
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