He listened to the jeers below the stage.
Zhang Xiaohao waved his hand at the audience."Alright, alright, stop jeering.”
Then he pointed at Qin Feng and said:
"This isn't called a unique skill. This is called a pervert, you know?!”
"Hahahaha!"
The crowd laughed again.
Hearing this, Qin Feng felt a little embarrassed.
"That's what I meant," he explained forcefully.”
Zhang Xiaohao: " Then don't hit him. If you do that, the police will arrest you again."”
After saying that.
Zhang Xiaohao adopted the standard posture of a broadcaster.
"According to what happened to the outlaw fanatic Zhang San, the highest sentence he can face is the death penalty.”
"So here's a warm reminder. For example, you have to pay attention to the severity, dear!”
Qin Feng was stunned for a moment." Let me give you an example. Why is it a death sentence?" he asked in confusion.!”
"For example? If you were killed by Fang, wouldn't you be sentenced to death?”
Zhang Xiaohao explained.
He realized what she meant.
Qin Feng's face darkened as he pointed backstage.
He looked at Zhang Xiaohao and said angrily,"Take your broken bag and get lost!"”
"Then I'll get off work early.”
Zhang Xiaohao said and left.
That was called nimble.
This time, Qin Feng panicked.
What am I going to do if you leave?
They were in the middle of a competition.
Helpless.
Qin Feng glanced at the audience and gritted his teeth as if he was conflicted about something.
After that.
Zhang Xiaohao walked further and further away.
Qin Feng directly knelt on the ground and slid all the way to Zhang Xiaohao's thigh.
"No, no, no. I'm just joking. I'm just joking."”
One after the other.
Qin Feng had just told Zhang Xiaohao to get lost.
And now, she was acting coquettishly online.
The audience was instantly overjoyed.
"Pfft, haha! This sidekick was decisive enough to get off work just like that!”
"Flirting man: Get off work early, alright!"
"Little Brother Qin Feng is humbly asking for a sidekick online, hahaha!”
"I can, I can! Hubby, I can be the main character!"
……
The audience cheered again.
Some of them made Zhang Xiaohao decisively get off work.
There were some that made Qin Feng speak alone.
In short.
All the audience members were interacting with the actors.
……
On the stage.
The two of them were the effects of the show.
Therefore, after revealing the truth.
The two of them naturally returned to their positions.
At this moment.
Qin Feng also opened his mouth to explain," I wasn't talking about you just now. How can we still use that kind of crappy routine in crosstalk these days? We have to be more westernized."”
"Oh? Then what about the style?" Zhang Xiaohao cooperated.
Qin Feng: " The most westernized songs nowadays are Cantonese songs.”
Zhang Xiaohao was puzzled.!”
The audience was also filled with question marks.
Wasn't the most westernized language?!
Western literature, wasn't it western?!
Why is there a Cantonese song now?!
Then…
Qin Feng smiled and directly said decisively,"Because I don't understand!"
"Eh? Do you hear me?"
Zhang Xiaohao nodded subconsciously.
Immediately, he realized that something was wrong and said unhappily,"According to what you said, if you don't understand, you're just being westernized? Then you've really refreshed the lower limit of the western style.”
"???"
"Pfft, hahaha!"
The audience burst into laughter again.
……
Backstage.
The executive director, Shi Jianing, couldn't stop laughing.
As she wiped her tears, she asked the staff,"How many times has the audience burst into laughter?”
"What? It should be 6-8. These two people were too funny, so I didn't record them too carefully.”
The staff member came back to his senses and said awkwardly.
However, Shi Jianing didn't mind at all and asked,""It's been a few minutes since the show started."
The staff looked at the time and replied,"Less than three minutes."
"In less than three minutes, he laughed six to eight times. This should be a new record, right?!”
Hearing this number, Shi Jianing was stunned.
It seemed like this group of rookies could become the biggest dark horse of this episode!
……
On the stage.
Qin Feng came back to his senses and continued,"There used to be a band called Beyond. I really liked it."”
Zhang Xiaohao interrupted,"Wait a minute, wait a minute. What's up?" What you're saying is beyond raising, right?”
"I'll choke to death for a day!"
Qin Feng hurriedly nodded.
"Good fellow!" Your English was probably taught by your language teacher.”
"How do you know?" Our language teacher not only teaches English, but also math, morality, sports…"
Qin Feng kept counting.
Zhang Xiaohao quickly waved his hand to stop him." Alright, alright, alright. Your language teacher isn't also a part-time principal, right?"!”
"How do you know?" Qin Feng was shocked. Are you in our school too?"
"Go! Who's in the same school as you? Continue talking.”
Zhang Xiaohao waved his hand with a look of disdain.
Seeing this, Qin Feng did not pursue the matter and continued the previous topic,
"It's like…ah, no, I really like the song that Beyond sang.”
"Eh, what do you think?"
Qin Feng said,"The iron pot cried with tears in its eyes to repair the ladle pot!"”
" This song... everyone who pursues their dreams..."
Before he could finish his sentence.
"Hahahahaha!"
The crowd burst into laughter again.
"F * ck, what the f * ck is this iron pot crying and calling for the ladle to be repaired?”
"Hahaha! I can do it too. I'll replace the broken parts with new pots and pans and put them everywhere!”
"Chasing after the pot in the wind and rain, without tears, I will crack the chimney!”
"Pfft…It seems like we're all on the same page!”
While the audience was discussing.
Unknowingly, she started singing.
"Steel Pot, Tears Crying to Repair the Pot!”
"You're so bad. You're putting new pots and pans everywhere!”
"Chasing the pot in the wind and rain, the chimney without tears!”
" The iron pot will also expand into the rain nest, and the pot will get sick."
He watched as the scene got lively.
Qin Feng's face lit up with joy.
He waved his hand and became the commander.
……
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