Accompanied by the constant laughter below the stage.
Qin Feng also imitated old mister Fang's voice and finished a short paragraph.
Then, he asked Zhang Xiaohao proudly,"How does it feel? Isn't it a lot more westernized?"
"It's not fashionable. What's there to be fashionable about?”
Zhang Xiaohao curled his lips in disdain.
Seeing this, Qin Feng once again took out his finger and poked it non-stop.
"You just don't know how to appreciate, don't know how to appreciate!"”
Zhang Xiaohao: " Go away, go away. What's wrong with you? This isn't westernized to begin with. What has it got to do with appreciation?"”
He seemed to be unconvinced.
"Then let's change to another one." Qin Feng continued.”
"Let's talk about rock and roll this time. Rock and roll is always western, right?!”
Zhang Xiaohao tried to sabotage him." You're not western. Isn't it just stepping on the electric door and shaking it? Whoever gets electrocuted is fine."
Puff!
"Hahaha!"
Hearing this, the audience became lively again.
"Brother, I advise you to watch your words. This is the worst time rock and roll has been criticized. Hahaha!”
"I think there's nothing wrong with what little brother said. Anyone can go up and step on the electric door to instantly ascend!”
"Whoa! No wonder rock and roll players couldn't stand still and sing. It turned out that they had been shocked?”
"Hahaha! You've gone too far, you've gone too far!"
……
Zhang Xiaohao had been tearing her down.
Qin Feng was also a little angry.
He pointed at Zhang Xiaohao and said,"I realized that not only do you not know how to appreciate, but you are also a troublemaker."”
After hearing this sentence.
Zhang Xiaohao pursed his lips and raised his head like a hooligan.
"You're right. I have a nickname."”
"What nickname?" Qin Feng was stunned for a moment.”
"Rod Head!"
Zhang Xiaohao shook his head.
"..."
Hearing this nickname.
The audience also called him an expert.
As expected, those who were supporting the main character were all sharp-tongued, hahaha!
However…
Very quickly.
Qin Feng continued," Just based on your nickname, let's have a good spar today. I'll sing a line of lyrics, and you can argue with me."”
"I don't believe that I can't deal with you!"
Zhang Xiaohao waved his hand and said confidently,"
"Come on, you sing. I'll argue with you.”
Qin Feng said,"Come, come, listen carefully."”
As he spoke.
Qin Feng pretended to sing.
However, what made everyone laugh was…
Every time Qin Feng gestured and was about to sing, Zhang Xiaohao would lean his ears nervously.
After three consecutive times.
Qin Feng suddenly turned his head and asked Zhang Xiaohao,"Did you hear me clearly?"
Zhang Xiaohao was dumbfounded.”
The audience was speechless.
The laughter ended.
"I didn't hear it?" Zhang Xiaohao replied.”
"I haven't sung it yet." Qin Feng chuckled.”
"Then ask me if I heard you clearly." Zhang Xiaohao rolled his eyes at Qin Feng.
Soon after.
Qin Feng cleared his throat and said,"Listen up, it's starting."”
"Sing, I'm listening."”
Then…
"Bottle Gourd Brothers, Bottle Gourd Brothers, seven flowers on a vine."”
As soon as he finished speaking.
Zhang Xiaohao directly interrupted,"No!" There's something wrong with this phrase!"
"Tell me, what's wrong with this phrase?" Qin Feng said with his hands behind his back.”
"This word…this word…what word is it?!”
Zhang Xiaohao went silent as he spoke.
"You didn't even hear the words clearly. Are you trying to raise your head here?" Qin Feng pouted.!”
"Puhahahaha!"
The audience burst into laughter again.
This was really a quarrel, raising it with his eyes closed!
Zhang Xiaohao pretended to be calm and said,"Sing another one. This doesn't count. Again."”
Qin Feng thought for a moment and said,"The high table and low stool are all made of wood. Your first uncle and second uncle are all your uncles."”
After singing.
Before Zhang Xiaohao could argue.
"Is your eldest uncle your second uncle?" Qin Feng took the initiative to attack. If it wasn't for your aunt, she wouldn't have been willing.”
Zhang Xiaohao could only nod and cooperate."Nonsense, this word doesn't carry any weight.”
Qin Feng continued,"But this tune isn't western. If you sing it in a rock-and-roll style, it'll be western."”
"Whoa! How can you sing rock music like this?"
Zhang Xiaohao praised.
Qin Feng: " Today, I'm here on the comedy stage. I'll perform for everyone. It's pretty good!"”
After saying that.
Qin Feng struck a rock and roll pose and started singing.
"Tall tables, low stools, they are all made of wood!”
"Gold lump ~ Silver lump ~ It's not enough!”
"The heavens are above, the earth is below, you brat, don't be so awesome!”
"Your first uncle ~ your second uncle ~ are all animals!”
"Pigs, horses, cows, and sheep are all your uncles ~"
In the beginning.
Listening to Qin Feng's rhythm, the audience subconsciously clapped their hands and started to beat.
However, when he heard the last sentence.
Everyone burst into laughter.
"Pfft, haha! The word 'little brother' was really too mean.”
"Phew ~~~ crosstalk performers really rely on their mouths to make a living, haha!”
"I love you, I love you. Black-bellied little brother, hahaha!”
……
At the same time.
Zhang Xiaohao, who was on stage, also realized that the last two sentences were scolding him.
He directly raised his hand and pushed Qin Feng."Go to hell!"
As soon as he finished speaking.
The two of them bowed and smiled at the audience.
The performance ended here.
Pa pa!
It was unknown who started it.
The audience burst into applause again.
At this moment.
Wu Xiubo also went up to control the scene.
"What do you think of the performance of these two newcomers? Is everyone laughing?"
" I'm dying of laughter!"
The entire audience replied in unison.
Especially the girls in the front row.
If it weren't for the railing, he would have rushed onto the stage.
At this moment.
Wu Xiubo also picked up the script again to host the program.
"Alright, then whether or not we can see the two newcomers perform in the next episode will depend on your votes.”
"Now, the voting channel is open. Please recall each match carefully and vote for your favorite comedy.”
"Later, the staff will announce the rankings based on the voting statistics.”
"And the last comic will leave regretfully.”
" Next…I'll leave it to you!"
……
As soon as he finished speaking.
The audience also picked up their voting devices and began to vote.
……
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