On the stage.
Qin Feng continued,"That's why I was stepped on with dirt."”
"While we were chatting, our friends came one after another.”
"Just as we were talking, a person entered the private room. He was wearing a branded suit.”
"Whoa!" Zhang Xiaohao said in surprise. What brand is it?"
When Qin Feng heard this, he tilted his head and pretended to be in deep thought." Hmm…That brand is called…"
"Oh, oh, right. I'll call you f * ck.”
Zhang Xiaohao subconsciously answered,"So it's called 'Motherf * cker…'"
He was halfway through his sentence.
He suddenly realized that something was wrong.
He hurriedly stopped Qin Feng, who was still gesticulating at the side, and said,"Wait…what did you say?!”
Qin Feng was stunned for a moment before he said,"Nimani."”
"My mom's a nun!" Young man, your Northeastern accent is quite proper, isn't it?"
"That's called Armani!"
Here.
The audience burst into laughter again.
All of them were lying on their legs, unable to straighten their backs.
"Pfft, hahaha! F * ck, Nimani, my mother's home!”
"Ah! I can't take it anymore. I'm laughing so hard that tears are coming out.”
"I've learned my lesson. Next time I listen to Qin Feng's crosstalk, I must bring a wrapping paper. Hahaha! I can't stop laughing either!"
"Genius, what a genius, hahaha!”
……
The two of them carried small bags one after another to keep the place warm.
At this moment.
Backstage in the waiting room, the comedic actor who had yet to appear was a little flustered.
"Brother, these two people are not simple.!”
Zhang Boxin's partner, Feng Qinan, who was also his junior brother, said worriedly.
"What do you mean not simple? They call this crosstalk? It has completely deviated from the fundamentals of crosstalk!"
"What cartoon? The Hai Er brothers? Ninja Turtle? What does this have to do with crosstalk?"
"The only reason why the venue is so hot is because of their looks. This time, we'll definitely win!”
Zhang Boxin glanced at Qin Feng and Qin Feng who were performing on the screen and said.
In his opinion.
The reason why the two of them were able to keep the place so hot.
It was only because of Qin Feng's looks that the audience cooperated.
This had completely deviated from the original meaning of comedy.
If you like to look at looks so much, why don't you watch an idol drama?!
Why do you like comedies?
Inexplicably.
Zhang Boxin also had some opinions about the audience.
……
At this moment.
Qin Feng and Zhang Xiaohao's performance on the stage was also gradually coming to an end.
When they were talking about Transformers.
Qin Feng's verbal performance also shocked everyone.
This was especially true when humans imitated the sounds of machines.
The live audience felt their scalps go numb and goosebumps spread all over the ground.
After the cheers.
Qin Feng continued,"When we drink, we cry and laugh."”
"Saint Seiya is unwilling now.”
"Why are you crying?"!”
Qin Feng: " Sigh, isn't this how it is at our age?"”
" That's why Hoshi said-"
"Do we need to worry at our age?”
"At our age, there are old and young people. You don't need your mother to remind you to put on long johns.”
"At our age, we want to put half a bottle of wolfberries in a bottle of cold beer.”
"Whoa! How old are we?”
He heard the conversation between the two of them.
The audience below the stage also had an expression of understanding.
Drinking goji berries at such a young age was obviously not good enough!
Hahahaha!
At this moment.
Qin Feng, who was on the stage, rolled up his sleeves and imitated Hoshi's voice as he continued,
"How about this? I'll sing a song for everyone today.”
"Whoa! You still want to sing?"
"Let's have a climax!"
"Music teacher, come, music!”
The live audience heard Qin Feng singing again.
"Roar!"
"Singing, singing, hubby is going to sing.”
In the next moment.
The Saint Seiya theme song started playing.
"Deng…Deng…Deng.”
Hearing this music.
The 500 audience members stood up instantly, their faces filled with excitement.
And the joy of childhood.
At this moment.
Qin Feng, who was on the stage, also bent down and pretended to be running.
That posture was obviously the same as when Hoshi was running.
It was almost uncontrollable.
The audience below the stage also started running.
In the next moment.
"Brilliant starry sky ~ The beautiful dream of legends.”
With the blessing of a god-level voice.
Qin Feng's voice was not inferior to the original voice at all.
"Roar!"
"Roar!"
"Ahh ~~~~"
Hearing the first sentence, the live audience was completely excited.
Waving his hands, he sang along with Qin Feng,
"I'm persistent ~ I'm touched ~"
" How many more wounds and pains are there?"
……
The song ended.
The atmosphere at the scene could not calm down for a long time.
Wonderful!
It was too exciting!
Usually, the crosstalk that everyone listened to was actually old-fashioned, such as announcing the name of the dish or crossing the tongue.
Or it was the same old theme that had been passed down.
It was not that the content was bad.
It was just that after hearing it a lot, everyone naturally got tired of it.
This was also in line with the theme of Qin Feng in the first episode.
It needed to evolve and improve.
Old things that remained the same for a long time would get tired of aesthetics.
And this episode.
Qin Feng and the others had integrated all the elements that seemed to have nothing to do with crosstalk.
Not only did it make everyone laugh non-stop.
It also reminded them of some classic images from their childhood.
At the same time.
By telling them about the troubles of growing up, they could make everyone forget their troubles in laughter.
It had to be said.
Qin Feng's performance had completely overturned everyone's understanding of traditional crosstalk!
Backstage lounge.
He looked at the hot venue.
Shen Teng, Jia Ling, and the others couldn't help but feel somewhat fortunate.
Fortunately, we didn't appear after Qin Feng.
Who the f * ck could catch this?
At this moment.
They had already begun to mourn for the substitute comic.
……
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