On the stage.
When Zhang Boxin and Qin Feng heard Qin Feng's words, they vomited blood again.
F * ck, don't talk about martial arts!
Young people these days really don't care about martial ethics!
At this moment.
Shi Jianing also directly asked the director to give a response.
He looked at the camera that was shaking its head crazily.
Qin Feng also knew that the director had tacitly agreed.
Hence, he decided to do it.
Qin Feng returned to the stage.
"Guys, why don't you make room for us to have another round?”
The other comedy groups heard this.
They all cooperated and left the audience seats to be fans.
He looked at Zhang Boxin and Feng Qinan who were standing still.
Qin Feng laughed twice and said,"Please, the two of you."!”
"Humph! We want to see where you get the capital to teach us crosstalk!”
Zhang Boxin snorted coldly and lost his temper.
He followed the other comics and sat in the audience.
In the blink of an eye.
Only Qin Feng and Zhang Xiaohao were left on the stage.
But at this moment.
Zhang Xiaohao couldn't stand it anymore.
He moved closer to Qin Feng and whispered,
"Brother, are you crazy? Where are we going to write the script now?!”
Qin Feng grinned and replied,"There's no need to write it now. We'll just use the notebook they just used."”
"What? Using their notebook? Teach them crosstalk?"
At this moment.
Zhang Xiaohao was completely dumbfounded.
If not for the fact that he was sure that the person in front of him was indeed his senior brother.
He could guarantee that he would have already left when he heard that sentence.
Seeing his junior brother like this…
Qin Feng patted his shoulder and consoled,"Just follow my rhythm and improvise.”
"Let's go. It's starting."
As he spoke.
Qin Feng had already walked to the position where Zhang Boxin and the others performed just now.
Seeing this, Zhang Xiaohao could only sigh helplessly and follow.
Forget it, forget it!
At this point, she could only fight with her senior brother.
In the entire crosstalk world, only senior brother would do something so crazy.
However, even if he failed, he would still be famous!
In any case, you may profit, but we will never lose!
He thought about it.
Zhang Xiaohao adjusted his state of mind and walked to his seat.
A moment later.
Qin Feng cleared his throat and simulated the sound before the show began.
Ding!
Ding!
Ding!
Thump!
Then, it would have its own opening effect.
Just this small action.
The audience burst into laughter.
In any case, he had somehow touched on everyone's laughing point.
And then…
Qin Feng started the match just like Zhang Boxin.
"Thank you for your warm applause. Come on stage and introduce yourself!”
"I'm a crosstalk actor from a small mountain village.”
At the same time he spoke.
Qin Feng directly wrapped them up.
It was the movement of that finger.
He raised his hand and pinched his fingers.
At this moment.
Zhang Xiaohao immediately followed. Then your mountain village is quite small."
After saying that, he even made a half-squatting and squinting expression.
Then, he frowned and said in shock,"If I'm not wrong, you're pinching the Milky Way, right?!”
Qin Feng hurriedly waved his hand when he saw this.
He put on an arrogant expression.
But he said,"Ah! Low profile, low profile. The Milky Way is already the smallest village I've ever lived in.”
In the beginning, no one could react.
However, after hearing Qin Feng's words.
Almost everyone in the audience could imagine the classic emoji of a certain panda head.
I'm so close to being single.jpg!
The emoticon was also the finger that was pinching the seemingly small space.
However, after expanding it, it was discovered that the center of this small dot contained the entire size of the Milky Way.
Coupled with Qin Feng's last sentence.
At this moment.
Everyone reacted.
So you're here at Versailles?!
Thinking of this, everyone also got the little burden of Qin Feng.
"Phew ~~~"
The crowd instantly gasped.
Seeing this reaction
Zhang Boxin's face instantly darkened.
The same opening, the same baggage.
It was just an adjustment of the order.
The mood at the scene was instantly stirred up.
This…
Is it really our problem?
At this moment.
Zhang Boxin was already starting to doubt himself.
And then…
When Qin Feng introduced the sidekicks.
The words 'your teacher' directly skipped over and caused another wave of laughter.
Here.
The same opening, the same rhythm.
Qin Feng laughed continuously.
Compared to when Zhang Boxin and the others started, the audience was silent.
It was a stark contrast.
It was already very obvious who won.
Then-
It was still the same story.
He started talking about tattooing.
After Qin Feng finished his pose.
He waved at Zhang Xiaohao and said,"My son, come here!"”
Zhang Xiaohao subconsciously leaned over.
In fact, this scene was exactly the same as Zhang Boxin and the others.
This time, there was no sound.
At this point.
Zhang Boxin couldn't help but feel a little proud.""Just this? And you want us to do crosstalk?"
"You still want to slap us in the face with our script?!”
"Hehe, isn't this a failure?!”
However…
Before they could be happy for a few seconds.
On the stage.
Qin Feng looked at Zhang Xiaohao who was coming over.
He raised his hand again with a smile and patted Zhang Xiaohao's head like he was petting a dog.
"My son…come here!" he repeated.”
But it was different from last time.
When he mentioned my son, Qin Feng intentionally paused.
Zhang Xiaohao finally reacted.
He immediately pushed Qin Feng away and said," Go away, go away. Who is your son? How can you take advantage of others?"!”
"And your hand gesture, are you petting the dog?？？”
At this point.
The audience burst into laughter."Hahahaha!"
Actually, just now.
Seeing Qin Feng's naughty expression.
A few of the audience reacted and could not help but laugh out loud.
However, after the two of them completely exposed this joke, they were shocked.
It was just that more people reacted.
After all, with Zhang Boxin and the others 'previous performance, many of the audience members tacitly agreed that there was no burden in the beginning.
"Pfft, hahaha! F * ck, I picked up a son for free."
"Hahaha! Qin Feng was really bad * ss, the sidekick was so pitiful.”
"As everyone knows, the sidekicks either lack parents or have too many parents.”
"Motherf * cker! It was clearly the same script as before. Why couldn't I help but laugh this time?”
"Hahaha! They were so funny! I love you, I love you!"
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