At this moment.
After hearing Qin Feng's words.
Zhang Xiaohao's eyes suddenly lit up. He suddenly became bashful, and his face was a little shy.
Then, he silently moved to Qin Feng's side.
He shook his shoulders and rubbed against it again and again, like a puppy rubbing against a telephone pole.
The audience saw this scene.
She instantly forgot about her worries and smiled again.
At this moment.
Qin Feng also pushed Zhang Xiaohao away with an expression as if he was looking at a pervert."Are you crazy? What are you doing? Are you wiping your ass?"
"What…what do you mean by wiping your ass?”
Zhang Xiaohao did not mind.
He still had a silly smile on his face as he panted with his sleeves and came over, blinking crazily."Did you just say that you have a girlfriend in the supermarket?”
Qin Feng was stunned for a moment and nodded." Yes, I do. Not only do I have a partner, but I also have a car."”
"Car?"
This time, it was Zhang Xiaohao's turn to be stunned.
Then, he seemed to have thought of something and said unhappily," You're talking about the b * tch, right?!"
"Hey, hey, hey, say it or not.”
Qin Feng hurriedly stopped him.
"Go, go, go! I thought you were talking about a partner in real life, but it turns out you're talking about chess!”
The little bundle ended.
The audience burst into laughter.
"Hahaha, I told you. I'd go to the supermarket long ago if I could buy a partner.”
"Hey, hey, hey, brother, this is illegal, do you know that? The minimum penalty is the death penalty!”
"Whoa! Good fellow! I want to leave, just like this?!”
……
Then…
The two of them returned to the topic from before.
Qin Feng said,"Speaking of this new thing, I went to eat two days ago and someone suggested to listen to everyone's opinions."”
"But I can't listen to it now!"
"Why?" It's good to listen to the opinions of the audience."
Qin Feng shook his head.”
"Why is it difficult for everyone to agree?" Zhang Xiaohao praised. Can't you just listen to them all?"
Listening to their conversation, the audience could not help but become curious.
There didn't seem to be anything wrong with that!
It was like the homecoming topic of the Spring Festival Gala.
It was precisely because there were too many such situations in reality that every year, the Spring Festival Gala would have skits or special interviews targeting this type of situation.
Wasn't this drawing materials from life?!
He seemed to know that everyone was curious.
Qin Feng explained,
"The hotel we're staying in, the gatekeeper downstairs.”
"Two days ago, when I went to buy vegetables, he bumped into me.”
"As soon as we met, Sir System gave me advice.”
"Whoa! That's a good thing. I know that old man, he's very enthusiastic.”
"That's right. Grandpa waved his hand and called me from afar.”
As he said that, Qin Feng directly imitated that old man's appearance and said to Zhang Xiaohao,"Young man, young man, are you that Qin Feng? Are you ready for the next episode?!”
"Hmm…I haven't prepared any new works yet.”Zhang Xiaohao cooperated.
Qin Feng: " Look, look. The competition is about to start. Let me help you!"”
"Alright, then go ahead, sir. I'll listen." Zhang Xiaohao said.”
Qin Feng imitated Sir System's voice and said,"Do you know why young people nowadays don't like to listen to crosstalk and like to watch TV dramas?"!”
"Why?"
"Because there are many types of TV dramas."”
"Oh? What types are there?" Zhang Xiaohao asked.
In the next moment.
Qin Feng clapped his hands.
His voice suddenly rose and exploded,""A large-scale ancient fantasy drama!"
"A large-scale urban romantic drama!"
"A large-scale sci-fi suspense romance drama!”
"Large…"
Before he finished speaking.
Zhang Xiaohao quickly went up to hold down the excited Qin Feng and said,"Grandpa, watch out for your false teeth!"
"Puhahahaha!"
The audience burst into laughter again.
The topic changed.
"So when you perform crosstalk on television, you have to learn from television."”
"Let's talk about the most popular one recently. It has to be a large-scale ancient fantasy drama!”
"Imagine standing in a peach blossom garden and doing a three-life crosstalk. Isn't it awesome?!!”
As soon as he finished speaking.
The audience felt that they could no longer control their expressions.
Why was he standing in the peach blossoms and doing a three-life crosstalk?
You're going to kill me with laughter!
Even Zhang Xiaohao, who was beside him, was stunned.
After a long time.
The applause weakened a little.
Zhang Xiaohao forced himself to cooperate and said,"Dazzle! It was especially dazzling! It's even more dazzling than that big Cihua!"
Qin Feng: " Look, look, that's right!”
"I won't watch it, I won't watch it. I can't do this crosstalk. It's still crosstalk.”
Zhang Xiaohao waved his hands repeatedly.
Qin Feng pretended to pull him away." No, you try it. Otherwise, how can you be new?"!”
Zhang Xiaohao: ”
"What do you usually say?”
"We usually stand here to thank the audience for their warm applause.”
Just as he finished speaking.
Qin Feng shook his head repeatedly." No, no, no. You have to pay attention to your wording. What you're going to do now is a large-scale ancient fantasy crosstalk!”
"Huh?" Zhang Xiaohao was puzzled. Then how should I put it?"
"Applause can't be called applause! It has to be called Heavenly Lightning!"
As he spoke, Qin Feng even made a gesture of holding his hand up.
At the side.
Zhang Xiaohao stared at this posture with a dumbfounded expression."Aiyo, this crosstalk that was struck by lightning!”
Puff! Puff!
Hahaha!
The audience burst into laughter again, and at the same time, thunderous applause erupted.
It was obvious.
This topic had successfully resonated with everyone.
In addition, most of the audience were young people.
He also felt a strong sense of immersion in this large-scale ancient fantasy.
Everyone had also noticed it.
Qin Feng had already started to create something new!
The first time was a western-style innovation that changed the traditional way of speaking.
The second time was a combination of elements from an animated film, and it was also new!
This third time, it was directly based on the young people's taste for television dramas.
It really allowed everyone to experience the joy of crosstalk in a new way!
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