"Hello, everyone. I am crosstalk actor Qin Feng.”
"I'm crosstalk actor Zhang Xiaohao!"
"We're here to bow down to you!”
After saying that.
The two of them bowed in unison. It was a classic crosstalk opening.
If it were any other crosstalk actor.
Maybe he would go on stage like this.
Everyone was not interested.
However, the opening of the small bag had already aroused the audience's good unity.
Therefore, after the two of them bowed, the crowd applauded.
At this moment.
Qin Feng took the opportunity to cut in.
"Thank you, everyone. If you don't know us, please give us a round of applause."”
"Whoa! Good heavens, this is because the audience thinks highly of you. Why are you being so pretentious?”
Zhang Xiaohao followed suit.
As soon as he finished speaking.
Pa pa!
The applause from the audience became even more enthusiastic.
There were even a few girls in the front row who raised their hands and jeered,
"We're applauding because you're handsome. Hubby, I love you ~"
Hearing this sudden voice.
The director mischievously gave the group of little girls a shot.
However, Qin Feng's voice rang out,
"Security? Security? Come over and protect me. There's a group of people here who want to take me as their husband.”
"My mom said that boys have to protect themselves outside. Uncle JC, come quickly!”
As he spoke, Qin Feng even covered himself with both hands and said with a flustered expression,"Big cities are really too dangerous."
Puff! Puff!
Hahaha!
As soon as he said this.
The crowd burst into laughter.
"I'll throw it! This little brother was not here to be funny, was he?”
"F * ck, security has been arranged. I can't wait for so many girls to want to be my wives!”
"I won't poke at him, I won't poke at him. This little brother is good at hanging up now. This crosstalk is quite interesting.”
The audience started discussing again.
The eyes of the backstage comic lit up when he saw this scene.
Even though the previous few performances were filled with laughter.
But the beginning wasn't that explosive.
Moreover, the live interactions were all initiated at the last minute.
If one didn't have a strong control over the field, it would be very difficult to do so!
Backstage.
Shi Jianing was also full of smiles when she saw this scene.
"Not bad, the opening was pretty good. I wonder how you will perform later?!”
……
At this moment.
He looked at the reaction of the audience.
Zhang Xiaohao could not help but feel a little excited.
It's hot, it's hot!
The venue was heated up!
From the moment they went on stage until now, the audience's laughter had not stopped.
The rhythm had already been grasped by his senior brother.
If he continued like this, he wouldn't be able to swim a round, right?!
Soon after.
Zhang Xiaohao's initial nervousness and worry also faded.
After seeing Qin Feng like this.
He made a disgusted expression again."Alright, alright, can you not embarrass the village?”
"Don't you know that this is popular in big cities now?”
"First wife, second wife, third wife, fourth wife, and so on!”
"Otherwise, why would there be so many single people in big cities?”
Seeing Zhang Xiaohao's state.
Qin Feng's eyes also brighten.
It seemed that his junior brother was not so nervous anymore!
Then this time, it would be even more stable!
"That's true."
Qin Feng nodded thoughtfully.
Then, they looked at Zhang Xiaohao and the audience.
The audience: "???"
I feel offended!!!
"Get lost! Don't look at me, don't look at me, I'm not a single dog!”
"F * ck me…my heart hurts, brother!”
"Pfft! The damage was not great, but it was extremely insulting!”
The audience all vomited blood.
However, everyone could not help but laugh.
Because there was nothing f * cking wrong with what he said!
He looked at the audience's reaction.
Qin Feng made a look of realization and revealed a smile that all men understood.
"I really didn't say anything, don't mind me."”
The audience: "???"
If you hadn't said that, we wouldn't have thought too much about it.
Why do I feel like I'm being singled out?!
No!
Brothers!
I can't stand this grievance!
Wuwuwu!
But I'm really single…
Cold!
On the stage.
Qin Feng continued to tease,"Alright, I'm just joking. Actually, the two of us aren't from this place."”
"Sigh, that's called a person. Watch your words!”
Zhang Xiaohao stretched out his hand to stop Qin Feng's body and praised.
After saying that.
Qin Feng looked at Zhang Xiaohao impatiently.
"People! You're the one who lost the day!"
Zhang Xiaohao was afraid that Qin Feng did not understand, so he emphasized it again.
"Yes! It was not the people, the people, the humans, and the being here!”
Qin Feng angrily replied in English.
"Pfft, hahaha!"
The audience listened to Qin Feng's English with a deliberate accent.
He laughed so hard that he couldn't straighten his back again.
"You're talking about people! She couldn't even speak properly, so why was she speaking English?”
Zhang Xiaohao still pointed at Qin Feng with disdain.
He had a defeated expression on his face.
However, Qin Feng seemed to be addicted to it.
He smiled and nodded,"Yes, it is!）”
Zhang Xiaohao also cooperated and made a helpless expression.
"Fine, you're addicted to this. Don't you think it's infuriating?”
Puhaha!
The audience also expressed that Qin Feng, you should quickly withdraw your divine power.
You're probably not the first on the comedy stage,
An actor who made me laugh until my stomach hurts with just two English lines.
At this moment.
All the audience members were immersed in Qin Feng's rhythm.
Moreover, no one realized this at all.
This!
That was the most terrifying!
This Qin Feng was only relying on his basic skills.
All of this was done by a few small burdens on the spot!
……
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