"Well, I drank too much. How would I know if I said anything?”Xu Damao pouted. He also felt that this matter was not right.
"Alright, in my opinion, this matter was completely done by the He Yunong brothers on purpose. It wasn't a matter of moral character. It was just a matter of revenge. It wasn't a big deal. Everyone had their own faults. However, such behavior was wrong. This was the first time and the last time. Everyone in the quad had to take this as a warning or let it go.”
First Uncle felt that the matter was almost over. None of them were easy to deal with.
"No, no, my chicken was stolen by them, so I'm fine?”Xu Damao was anxious. This sudden turn of events was a little fast.
"Wait, I didn't say that the chicken was stolen from your house. I just said that this chicken was bought at the Chaoyang vegetable market.”He Yunong straightened his neck and replied.
"That's not enough time. Can you make it in time?”
The Third Master, Yan Bugui, was the head of the front yard. He had always been stingy and liked to scheme in everything he did. He never suffered a loss.
"Why not? I borrowed a bicycle. I don't need to stop at every station like a bus. It only took 25 minutes to go back and forth. Killing chickens and stewing chickens only took five minutes.”
He Yunong looked at Yan Bugui with a relaxed expression.
"As long as you say. I believe that riding a bicycle is faster than taking a bus.”Second Uncle looked at the people around him as he spoke." Everyone said that killing a chicken and stewing it will be done in five minutes. Who would believe it?”
All of a sudden, the people around them started to make a ruckus.
"Five minutes? Do you think a hen is laying eggs?”Xu Damao's face was filled with disbelief. He blinked and shook his head.
"That's true. It's difficult for your family to lay eggs for ten years, let alone five minutes.”
He Yunong rolled her eyes at Xu Damao and said rudely.
"You!" Just as Xu Damao was about to scold him, he turned to look at the three old men." Old Master Yi, listen to this. He's personally attacking him."”
"He Yunong, talk about the matter, don't talk about this and that.”First Uncle also felt that it wasn't good to criticize him like this.
"Yes, tell me how you cooked the chicken in five minutes.”Second Uncle immediately took over the conversation.
"Yes, how can you prove it? You don't even have a draft when you're bragging!" Xu Damao shifted his butt again with a look of disdain.
"That's right. How can I prove it?"
"Nonsense!"
"I think this chef is most likely a fake.”
“……”
The neighbors in the yard obviously didn't believe it either.
"Yu Nong, you…"
Even He Yuzhu didn't believe it. He had killed chickens and stewed chicken many times. It would take him half an hour to make it.
"He Yunong, five minutes to kill a chicken and stew a chicken.”Third Uncle leaned against the back of the chair and said slowly. His nose, which was red from the cold under his glasses, was very eye-catching.
"You don't believe me, do you? How about this? I'll perform for you on the spot.”
He Yunong stood up and looked around. Everyone pointed at Xu Damao.
At this time, even if there was really a chicken, he would not say it.
"Hey, hey, hey, what do you mean? He stole a chicken from me, and now he wants me to take out another chicken for him to test.”
Xu Damao was also anxious and stood up immediately.
"Yeah, isn't he scamming us?”Lou Xiao'e also stood up.
"Alright, alright, sit down. It was indeed inappropriate for Xu Damao to give you a chicken as a test subject.”Second Uncle waved his hand and said.
"How about this, the chickens on the market now are one yuan each. Xu Damao, you contribute the remaining chicken. No matter what the result is, I'll give you two yuan as compensation for the loss of two chickens.”
He Yunong thought for a moment and suggested a plan that should be acceptable.
"Sure!" Lou Xiao'e said impatiently. This was not a waste of time.
"Fine, fine, fine. What's fine!" Xu Damao glanced at Lou Xiao'e, then turned his head and said,""I have two old hens that can lay eggs. I plan to keep them. When my wife is pregnant, I'll kill them and make soup to nourish my body.”
"Don't. You're still waiting to lay eggs. When your wife gets pregnant, will your wife get pregnant? It had been so many years without any movement. Don't even think about eggs.”He Yuzhu sneered.
"You!" Xu Damao was speechless.
"He Yuzhu, you bastard!"
Lou Xiao'e immediately jumped up from her chair and almost hit He Yuzhu.
"Alright, let's not talk about the egg. Just tell me how much money you'll give to contribute the chicken.”
He Yunong stood up and blocked Lou Xiao'e.
"In my opinion, she's indeed an old hen. There's nothing wrong with laying eggs. How about this, five yuan. This chicken will contribute.”
Third Uncle stretched out his palm.
"What? Five yuan? You might as well rob someone.”He Yuzhu immediately stood up and shouted.
"What's wrong with five yuan? I won't sell it even if someone gives me five yuan.”Xu Damao replied with a smile.
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