On the first day of the new year, it was just dawn.
He Yuzhu was dragged out of the warm blanket by the three siblings. A gust of cold air blew against his face, causing Shazhu to shiver.
The fire in the stove had been extinguished last night. Now, the room was even colder than the outside. Only the blanket could give him a trace of warmth.
"What are you doing? Can't you let me sleep?”
"Silly Uncle, didn't you say yesterday that you would ignore you on New Year's Eve and kill you on New Year's Day? We've memorized the words and are just waiting for you to lead the way!”The stick meme shouted.
Silly Zhu instantly woke up and bounced up on the spot: "Yes! Now that New Year's Eve has passed, what Third Master, Xu Damao, it's time for us to settle the score!”
He Yuzhu climbed out of bed with strong willpower and put on his clothes while enduring the bone-chilling cold. Bang Geng, Xiao Dang, and Huai Hua followed behind him sneakily.
His first goal was to deal with his sworn enemy, who had embarrassed him last night. Even Third Master had to step aside.
He Yuzhu took out a piece of metal from his pocket with familiarity and opened the latch in front of the main door. However, he realized that the door was not locked.
Following his order, the three little loaches crawled in like loaches. They knocked on the bowl with their chopsticks and knelt on the ground to sing.
"Uncle Damao, Shu Damao, the Spring Festival is here! Give me some New Year's Eve and I'll live!"
"One yuan is less, two yuan is less, three yuan and four yuan are just right. If you don't give it to me, I don't want it. You won't be able to hold the doll!”
He Yuzhu, who was leaning against the window, smiled like a mouse that had fallen into a rice jar. He was secretly proud of himself.
"Silly Zhu, what are you laughing at?" A voice suddenly sounded from the side.
"Go away, this bro is messing with me!”
"Who are you messing with so early in the morning?"
"Who else could it be? Xu Damao…Eh?？”
He Yuzhu laughed evilly for a long time. Suddenly, he felt that the voice was a little familiar. He turned around and saw Xu Damao standing in front of him calmly. There was heat rising from his forehead, as if he had just returned from his morning exercise.
"Why are you here?" Silly Zhu widened his eyes.
Xu Damao said calmly," I should ask you that. Why are you standing at my door so early in the morning? Oh, right. You seem to be responsible for cleaning our hospital for a month. Why? Are you helping me clean my door?"”
At the mention of this, He Yuzhu's face darkened.
He was depressed. Did he not look at the almanac when he went out these two days? Why was he so unlucky? In the past, he had been riding on Xu Damao's head and crushing him in all kinds of ways. However, he had been played by Xu Damao for the past two days.
At this time, the three little ones in the house also realized that there was no one in the house. They rushed out and looked at Xu Damao and then looked at Silly Zhu. For a moment, they did not know what to do.
He Yuzhu quickly gave the stick meme a look, and the stick meme immediately understood. He pulled his two sisters and kowtowed. Just as he was about to knock on the chopsticks and sing, Xu Damao interrupted lightly,"There's no need to sing. As an uncle, I can't not express myself on the first day of the new year.”
So sensible?
The stick was overjoyed, and the silly pillar also showed a smug expression. He thought to himself, Xu Damao, no matter how cunning you are, you have to drink my foot washing water. I'll see if you don't lose three or four yuan.
"However, our Siheyuan is particular about new people, new things, and new looks. I also have to ask for the children's suggestions, right? Awesome, do you siblings want New Year's money or White Rabbit Creamy Candy?”Xu Damao asked democratically as he took out a handful of White Rabbit Creamy Candies from his pocket.
Almost at the same time, the stick, Xiao Dang, and Huai Hua gulped and stared at the milk candy in Xu Damao's hand.
"Little Dang wants milk candy!"
"Candy! Huai Hua had never eaten milk candy in her entire life!”
Little Dang Huai Hua cried out on the spot. The rod struggled in his heart, but in the end, reason prevailed."I want money…"
"Majority rules! Then it's milk candy!" Xu Damao ignored the punks 'weak voice.
"Silly child!" He Yuzhu urged. Of course, money is important. Money can buy candy and firecrackers…"
Xu Damao glanced at him." You either shut up or kneel down and kowtow to me. I'll count you in."”
He Yuzhu tactfully shut his mouth. He felt aggrieved. Why did he feel that Xu Damao had become smarter? It was as if he had seen through his thoughts.
In the end, Xiao Dang and Huai Hua defeated the stick stalk with a two-to-one advantage.
The three children's faces revealed expectant gazes, but they saw Xu Damao unhurriedly put away the White Rabbit Creamy Candy. He only took out one from inside and threw it into the bowl under the dumbfounded gazes of the eight pairs of eyes.
The lonely toffee made a crisp sound in the empty bowl, like a beggar under the bridge asking for a penny.
" Just one?!" He Yuzhu's eyes widened.
"What else? " I didn't say how much," Xu Damao said confidently. He laughed and rode his bicycle out of the courtyard, leaving He Yuzhu and the three little ones looking at each other.
"Your Uncle Damao is going out now, don't send him off!”
There was once a difficult question. How could a circus breeder reasonably distribute four apples to five monkeys without causing them to be dissatisfied and lead to a strike?
Some people expressed that they could learn from Qin Feng and kill a monkey. This way, they could guarantee an equal share.
However, in recent years, an even better answer had come out.
That was, the breeder ate three apples and threw one apple to the four monkeys to let them fight for it. This was called shifting class contradictions.
When Xu Damao saw this answer, he was simply amazed. The moment he opened his mouth, he was referring to the old 996 chairman.
Xu Damao used this trick to easily deal with the three little ones who were causing trouble. With their limited knowledge, they did not think of kowtowing to Xu Damao and singing songs to ask for New Year's Eve. Instead, their attention was completely diverted to consider the ownership of this milk candy.
"Huai Hua is the youngest and has never eaten milk candy in her life!”Huai Hua was the first to speak, drooling all over the floor.。
"How old are you? Little Dang sang the most enthusiastically just now, so Little Dang should eat!”Little Dang refused to be outdone.
"Stop arguing. I'm the older brother. I should eat!”
He Yuzhu felt a headache coming on. This Xu Damao was really wicked to play such a trick!
In the end, he came forward with a dark face to resolve the matter."Let's not stand here. When Third Master wakes up, it will be useless to attack him when he realizes what's going on! I'll give each of you a milk candy later!”
Only then did the three little ones smile and sharpen their knives as they rushed towards Third Uncle's house.
Five minutes later, the third uncle's family let out a sorrowful wail.
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