Chapter 8-My Mouth Is So Short
Chen Fan had no interest in the Song family's arrival. For Chen Fan, watching anime was the greatest pleasure, and eating potato chips was the most fun.
Shen Shen was cleaning up the leftover snacks and dinner on the table.
Obviously, Chen Fan didn't want to eat the food given by the crew.
"Abalone, lobster, this is Australian steak. Are you guys that extravagant?”
" Chen Fan ordered them all," said Almighty Zhou." He's not used to eating lunch boxes, so he ordered takeout."”
"Then Teacher Zhou, is this considered a bribe?”
"It doesn't count. I can afford it. You all know Chen Fan. He can't wait to leave this place.”
"The program was suddenly suspended. In order to increase the publicity of the program, we specially came here to liven things up. We have a good relationship and I heard that you guys are staying in the presidential suite, so I came.”
"Trash show, shut it down. The bento boxes are so bad, and you still want me to come to work. I regret it to death.”
Hahahaha.
The Song family laughed so hard that their stomachs hurt. Other people were eager to stay, but this freak was always clamoring to leave.
"Chen Fan, don't lie down. After eating, lie down. Your stomach will hurt.”
"I don't want to. Lying down is too blissful. It's really too satisfying.”
After saying that, he reached out and scratched his back. However, he did not manage to grab it. The Song family looked at it and reached out to help.
F * ck.
Goddess, what's wrong with you?
"F * ck, Chen Fan, I'm going to kill you.”
"You actually let my goddess scratch your back.”
"You definitely did it on purpose. You did it on purpose.”
"I can't take it anymore. I'm going to kill him.”
Chen Fan quickly sat down and stepped back. He said,""What are you doing? You female hooligan."
Hahahaha.
"The goddess scratched your back, but you didn't want to."”
"Recording a show? You guys are too much. I've been seen all of it. I knew there was something wrong with this show. Do we have to start paying for it next?”
The audience in the live broadcast room.
“？？？？Did you drive?"
"Why does this feel wrong?”
"Is there something wrong with my computer?”
"Actually, I came here with a mission. My fans asked me to see if the muscles on your body are real. I just tested them. They are real muscles."”
"Give me the money. You're taking advantage of me."
After saying that, Chen Fan took the shirt and put it on. It was so funny.
The Song family was even more curious. They had a strange feeling that Chen Fan was very interesting.
However, the Song family did not come to interview Chen Fan, but to interview Shen Shen. After all, the previous program was too disgusting.
In the beginning, the candy was super sweet, and it disgusted the few of them.
Now, they had to find Almighty Zhou to sing a song to liven things up for everyone.
"Shenshen, how do you feel about your first time participating in a variety show?”
"Overall, it's not bad. Everyone is working hard. I also see the vitality of many young people.”
Vomiting.
Chen Fan got up and felt disgusted. Then, he turned his head and sat by the window.
Don't go on camera. It's not good to go on camera.
However, Chen Fan couldn't help but complain.
The main point was that it was indeed disgusting.
"Chen Fan, do you mean that the other students are disgusting?”
"Don't slander me. I knew that a woman's words can't be trusted. I've listened to Zhang Wuji's mother since I was young.”
F * ck, this is awesome.
When others saw celebrities, they would kneel down and flatter them in all sorts of ways. However, this guy was fine. He directly started scolding them.
He was not spoiled at all.
Unlucky child, how can you tell the truth?
"So you mean that the performance in the beginning is not suitable?" asked the Song family.”
"You're in your thirties, young and energetic. Judge, you're such a hypocrite.”
Almighty Zhou was also helpless. He said,"Alright, the first group is indeed a little disappointed, but the students behind are still quite hardworking. I think that these students in our country have too many things to learn. They basically don't have a concept of basic dance and sports.”
Chen Fan did not want to get involved in this matter. He now felt that opening the game was the most appropriate.
He opened the game and found a girl to chat with.
Sister, choose a Support. I choose Luban. I, Luban, am a thief. The Golden Team kills randomly.
Putting on his earphones, Chen Fan began to enter combat mode, completely ignoring the chatter between the Song family and Almighty Zhou.
The Song family couldn't keep giving Chen Fan the screen time, so they needed Almighty Zhou to sing.
God Zhou didn't disappoint. Under the audience's request, he turned on the music and started humming.
As expected of Almighty Zhou, he definitely had a song. Whether it was the rhythm or the control of his breath, it was pretty good.
The people in the live broadcast room also quickly immersed themselves in it.
This was singing. Looking at the group of people from before, what kind of monsters were they? Was that even singing?
"Sister, let me tell you, I, your big brother, participated in the show.”
"Nonsense. I saw it today. I was still watching the live broadcast.”
"Look again. I'm really in the live broadcast room. Don't you believe me?”
"Everyone is working hard to accept interviews. How do you still have time to play games? Are you Chen Fan?"
Chen Fan immediately became alert and said,""I'm not Chen Fan, my name is Twice-Cooked Pork.”
Chen Fan didn't notice that his earphones had been turned on because of his movement. The Song family and Almighty Zhou immediately stopped and exchanged glances, wanting to hear what Chen Fan had to say.
"Ah, that's so disgusting. That candy is super sweet? No, you're talking nonsense. I've heard his voice before. You're definitely not him. No, I was almost fooled by you.”
"Then tell me, how do you want to slander my hair?”
"If you're really a talent show, I'll send it to you, but you have to prove it. Why don't you sing a song?”
"It's no big deal. Singing? Let me say this first. I don't sing well, so don't be surprised.”
"Didn't you say that you are a student who created 2021?”
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