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Ruyi Eight

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" Hahahahaha!!!"

"I was wondering why Lu Yang mentioned the meat of Tang Sanzang. I thought he was going to say that he ate the meat of Tang Sanzang.”

"I was just thinking that the meat of the Tang Priest is immortal and has nothing to do with red or not. So you were waiting here!"

"Scolding Guo Degang will make you famous! Hahahaha, Lu Yang is too funny.”

"Guo Degang: Scolding you will make you famous! Your whole family will be famous!"

"Guo Degang wanted to scold himself when he heard this. Hahaha!”

The audience was rolling in laughter.

Some of the audience members did not sit properly and directly fell to the ground from their seats.

……

Everyone behind the stage was dumbfounded.

"Scolding Master to become famous? Hahaha! Well said!" President Luan, who had always been stern, grinned.

"If that's the case, I'll be the first to come.”Dalinzi raised his hand with tears in his eyes, wanting to scold his father.

"Brother Lu did what I always wanted to do but didn't dare to do.”Meng Hetang sighed.

No one in the entire De Yun Pavilion dared to "scold" Guo Degang on stage.

Even Grandpa Yu had never done this before.

Lu Yang was definitely the first.

……

……

"Ouch, ouch!"

Little Yueyue held back his laughter and pretended to get off the stage.

"What's wrong, Brother Yue? Isn't my method good?" Lu Yang smiled at Little Yueyue.

"Good…that's great. No wonder you're so popular. I'm afraid Brother Yue won't be popular anymore.”

Little Yueyue had a strong desire to live.

Scolding Guo Degang?

If I really scold him,

Master, that old man, must beat me until my whole body turns purple with a ferule.

However, the audience was not willing to let Little Yueyue off.

"Little Yueyue, one!"

"Please state Guo Degang's three shortcomings.”

"Hahahaha!"

For the first time, Little Yueyue was choked by the audience.

" Brother Yue, don't scold me. I'll scold you!"

"For the fire."

To everyone's surprise, Lu Yang rolled up his sleeves and looked like he was going to do something big.

Everyone was excited!

"Come on! We are ready."

"Turn on the recording and send it to Guo Degang later!”

“……”

"Cough cough! Not only am I going to curse, but I'm also going to write a song about it.”

"I'll just sing and curse!" Lu Yang continued.

"Scolding while singing?"

The audience was stunned.

Then, he reacted and slapped his thigh.

"That's right! Lu Yang was no longer just a crosstalk actor like he used to be. He was now the Masked King!”

"Yo yo yo! The Masked King wrote a song to scold Guo Degang on the spot!"

"Trending searches scheduled: Masked King Lu Yang writes songs to scold his teacher!”

Behind the front desk, everyone craned their necks to look at Lu Yang.

They sing and scold Guo Degang,

How was Lu Yang going to play tricks?

"Ahem. A little song," Little Sister, Come and See Me," was given to everyone.”

Lu Yang pinched his throat and cleared it.

"If Younger Sister comes to see me ~~"

" Don't take that plane!"

"There are many rich people on the plane ~~"

"I'm afraid that my sister will live with them ~~"

"If Younger Sister comes to see me ~~"

"Don't come to Deyun Society ~~"

"There are many hooligans in Deyun Society ~~"

"The hooligan leader's surname is Guo ~~"

Lu Yang sang in a decent manner. The first half of the song was very serious, like an oil song, and it even rhymed quite well.

In the second half, he made a 180-degree turn and drifted.

He brought along De Yun Pavilion and Guo Degang to tease them.

"Puhahahaha! What a fast turn!"

"I was still thinking that this song was quite normal and wasn't meant to scold people. It turned out that I was waiting at the end.”

"There are so many hooligans in De Yun Pavilion. Little Yueyue, you've been scolded.”

"Guo Degang: ??? You're the gangster leader! Your entire family is the leader of hooligans."

"6666... It's not enough to scold Guo Degang, he directly scolded the entire De Yun Pavilion.”

"Fire! Lu Yang was infuriated by her harsh scolding. Hahahaha!”

"Aiyo, I can't laugh anymore. If I laugh again, I'll slap you.”

"My stomach hurts ~~"

The audience was rolling in laughter.

Some of the audience members were laughing so crazily that they bent over and held their stomachs, laughing so hard that they could not straighten their backs.

"Pfft."

Little Yueyue couldn't hold it in any longer. He held onto the table and laughed out loud.

"Wait a minute…Wait a minute…How did we become hooligans?”

"So you're saying that you're going out to mingle in the music industry because you think we're too hooligans?”

Little Yueyue had been professionally trained to not laugh unless he really couldn't help it.

When the audience heard this, they all looked at Lu Yang.

This wasn't easy to answer.

Unexpectedly, Lu Yang nodded and said,""Yes, I often seem out of place with you because I'm not a hooligan enough.”

It exploded! It exploded!

The crowd exploded with laughter!

Out of the three thousand spectators, no less than three hundred of them were laughing so hard that they sat down on their stools and rolled around on the ground.

Backstage.

"No, I can't take it anymore. Lu Yang's offense is too fierce."

"Brother Lu's baggage is too loud!"

"I reckon that even if Master was here, he would be rolling on the ground laughing.”

"I became a hooligan for no reason.”

Da Linzi, Meng Hetang, and Zhou Jiuliang laughed until their stomachs hurt.

There were also many young crosstalk actors who laughed until they cried.

Even Captain Luan, who had a good sense of humor, was laughing so hard that his face twitched.

"Aiyo, my face is stiff from laughing."

"Quick, give me a few slaps. I don't want to laugh anymore.”

"Master, it's not that I'm unfilial. It's really Brother Lu's joke. We can't stand it ~"

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