"Silly Zhu, good job!"
Third Uncle looked at Silly Zhu helping without caring about himself and couldn't help but give him a thumbs up.
"Silly Zhu's character is really good!"
Second Uncle sniffled and covered his nose as he praised.
Xu Damao watched from the side and could not help but feel disgusted, but his eyes could not help but glance at the joke…
"Ugh!"
The stick was filled to its fill, and before it could even warm up the feces, it spat it all out!
"You can't vomit it all out in one go!"
He Yuzhu said seriously. This kind of thing had to be done three or four times before it could have the effect of gastric irrigation!
What if he didn't wash his stomach…
Actually, it didn't matter whether he washed it or not. He Yuzhu wasn't crazy enough to kill him.
He only put the leaves of aloes in the buns he made. This kind of thing was good for applying to the face and beauty, but if it was eaten, it would cause stomach pain.
Normally, it would only take an hour or two…
Although it wasn't fatal, it still hurt a lot.
He Yuzhu had wanted to use his own solution to solve the problem of drinking excrement water, but he did not expect the Deaf Old Lady to send him a divine aid!
The chicken soup was not given for nothing! The steamed buns were not given for nothing! The buns weren't given away for nothing!
He Yuzhu secretly gave the Deaf old lady a big thumbs up. At the same time, she pinched the stick's nose hard and lifted it up so that the stick's mouth could face up.
"That's right!"
The first uncle scooped another ladle of feces." You definitely can't vomit it clean once. You have to do it twice more!”
With that, the honest and kind First Uncle and He Yuzhu, who cared about the younger generation, completed the second wave of damage.
"Cover his mouth and let it brew!”
He Yuzhu reminded Qin Huairu seriously.
Qin Huairu was stunned. She looked at He Yuzhu in a daze, only to see a righteous face.
It was as if he could sacrifice everything for his neighbors. He was so upright that it was ridiculous!
Initially, Qin Huairu was still a little suspicious. She had always felt that this matter was a trap set up by He Yuzhu. However, when she saw his face, she realized that she was overthinking things.
Although He Yuzhu had changed a lot in the past two days, he had always given her the impression that he was kind and had a foul mouth.
How could he take revenge like this?
Therefore…Qin Huairu, who didn't quite understand the function of the digestive system, covered her mouth.
"Ugh!"
Once again, the stick was perfectly released. However, he seemed to have overexerted himself, and his entire body was a little exhausted.
He Yuzhu's heart almost ached to death. He had only vomited twice and was already exhausted? It was because he ate too little and stole too little!
No! Continue to pour! Good things must succeed…three!
"Let's do it again, Grandpa! It's safe!" He Yuzhu said seriously.
"..." The first uncle looked at the stick stick and was a little hesitant.
Then, he looked at the Deaf old lady who had made the suggestion, only to see that the Deaf old lady was already dozing off on the armchair…
"One more time!" Second Uncle saw First Uncle stop and could not help but urge him.
"That's right! Another insurance!" Third Uncle also joined the vomiting team.
"Yeah, Grandpa! Hurry up! You have to remove the roots to treat the disease!" Xu Damao didn't mind watching the commotion!
“……”
This was supposed to be a scene of treatment and saving people, but it seemed to have slowly deviated and become a large-scale vomiting scene...
Even the atmosphere became cheerful.
"Shall we do it again?"
The first uncle had an idea. He asked the mother of the person at that time, Qin Huairu.
Qin Huairu had been acting as a fixator for her mouth, so naturally, her entire arm could not be avoided…
Her face was pale as she tried to hold back her vomit. She glanced at the stick and couldn't help but nod."Let's do it again!"
He Yuzhu pinched his nose, and his hands were inevitably splashed with a lot of feces…
But in order to save the child, this bit of suffering was nothing!？!
It's just…it's just that I don't have a phone. Otherwise, if I post it on my Moments, I'll definitely get a lot of likes!
She liked herself for giving so much to save people! Like the harmony and mutual assistance between neighbors! Like the magic of this ancient detoxification method!
"Awesome, open your mouth." Tears welled up in Qin Huairu's eyes, but she did not dare to wipe them with her hands because her hands…
" Wuwuwu…" This time, the meme was very determined. He would rather die than open his mouth.
"Be good!" Qin Huairu pinched his mouth as she tried to persuade him.
"I'll do it!"
Under such circumstances, how could he let a woman do such a thing?
He Yuzhu stood up again and said loudly,"Xu Damao! Come over and pinch the stick's nose. I'll pinch the mouth!”
How could he forget Xu Damao, who had done such a good thing?
Hence, He Yuzhu began to call his friends!
Xu Damao wouldn't mind helping his neighbor, right?
"Ah?" Xu Damao was enjoying the show and was thinking that he would have something to talk about the next day. He did not expect that he would laugh too loudly and be pulled by He Yuzhu.
"Hurry up! Everyone is watching!" He Yuzhu urged. He Yuzhu sincerely hoped that Xu Damao could participate in this selfless sacrifice for his neighbors!
"Alright…alright." Xu Damao smacked his lips and looked around. He realized that he was the only one standing close…
After Xu Damao pinched the stem's nose, He Yuzhu reached out and pinched the stem's cheeks.
The stick had a stuffy nose and could only open its mouth to breathe!
"Ton, ton, ton, ton…"
He Yuzhu watched as the boy went from the first painful acceptance to the current ease. She couldn't help but praise this child in her heart.
At the same time, he felt his heart ache for his own indiscretion---he should not have found such diluted golden juice!
This child probably didn't like to eat diluted food.
"Ugh!"
The first uncle nodded in satisfaction.
"My awesome meme! My awesome meme!"
At this moment, Granny Zhang rolled on the ground and seemed to have come back to her senses. She stumbled over and hugged the stick.
He Yuzhu glanced at Qin Huairu and thought,'You might have some clothes to wash in the next two days.'
But who could he blame? It was his fault for stealing, but if he were to apologize, how could an adult like him be angry with a child?
Moreover, if you and Granny Zhang sincerely apologize on his behalf, nothing will happen to you.
However, none of them…
What was even more amazing was that if it were anyone else, they might never fall for the trap he had set up today.
As long as you don't steal from other people's houses, who can touch a child like you?
To put it bluntly, this was the way of the game. If you had a conscience, you wouldn't fall for it.
You have no conscience, so you deserve it!
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