Xu Damao carefully crossed the street and sneaked into the courtyard house. He looked back every step he took to see if he had been discovered. It was as if he was a thief when he returned home.
Fortunately, the sky had just turned bright, and no one had woken up yet. The streets and the courtyard were empty. Otherwise, they would definitely laugh at him.
The woman in the room was probably still asleep. He walked back quietly, wanting to quickly find a pair of pants to put on. Otherwise, there was no way to explain this.
"Creak!"
Just as he was about to open the door, it opened by itself, giving Xu Damao a fright.
Looking closely, who else could it be but Lou Xiao'e?
It turned out that Xu Damao didn't come back last night, and Lou Xiao'e didn't dare to sleep, so she waited at the door for the whole night.
It was pitch black outside, and there were no children at home. She was afraid and hid behind the door for the rest of the night.
"Why didn't you light the lamp when you woke up? It's quite scary standing behind the door!”
Xu Damao wanted to find a random reason to quickly fool him and put on his pants first.
However, he was stopped by Lou Xiao'e.
The match lit up, and as expected, the kerosene lamp was ignited. The room was instantly lit up.
The first thing Xu Damao saw was Lou Xiao'e's furious face, and his heart trembled again.
If it was during normal times, how could he tolerate his wife giving him a hard time? Even if you, Lou Xiao'e, are the daughter of a capitalist, you are my wife after marrying me, Xu Damao. You have to listen to me.
However, he couldn't do it this time. He felt very guilty when he thought about what happened last night. How could he dare to be so calculative?
"Xu! Big! Mao! Where the hell were you last night? Not coming back for a night? Do you know how long I waited for you at home alone?”
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Lou Xiao'e was in a bad mood. She shouted loudly, scaring Xu Damao again.
"If you don't explain it clearly to me today, don't even think about entering this door!”
As she spoke, Lou Xiao'e opened her arms and didn't let Xu Damao in.
"What are you shouting for? Why do you have to wake everyone up so early in the morning? Let's close the door and talk inside!"
Xu Damao had just woken up from his drunken stupor and his head hurt terribly. Lou Xiao'e's actions made him even more annoyed.
After all, Lou Xiao'e was a woman. How could she stop him? She was thrown aside with a wave of her hand.
Xu Damao closed the door and walked in with two big steps. In the end, he forgot that he wasn't wearing a pair of pants and almost fell to the ground.
After this commotion, Lou Xiao'e also realized that his pants were gone. Her eyes suddenly widened and she was extremely angry.
"Xu Damao, where are your pants?"
The extreme of anger was actually calmness. Lou Xiao'e really didn't make any more trouble and asked coldly.
Xu Damao's scalp went numb.
However, they were an old couple who had lived together for so many years. How could Xu Damao not know that Lou Xiao'e had misunderstood and was very angry?
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"Lou Xiao'e, you don't have to think too much. I'll explain it to you slowly later. It's not what you think!”
Xu Damao quickly explained and went to the closet to look for his pants. If his wife saw it, so be it. If others saw it, wouldn't they say that he was a hooligan?
"Xu Damao, I was really blind to not see it. You're messing around outside, and you're not allowing me to speak? You've really improved!"
How could Lou Xiao'e not be angry? She walked over and snatched his pants.
You want to get away with it without saying anything clearly? No way!
"What do you mean by broken shoes? Why is your mouth like a manure pit, spewing sh * t everywhere! Don't make a fuss. I went to drink with the leader yesterday. I fell asleep on the table after drinking too much and didn't come back!”
Xu Damao was also furious. How did this matter become a broken shoe again? He reached out and pushed Lou Xiao'e away. He grabbed the pants and began to change.
Unsurprisingly, he didn't have any underpants either. He was very naked.
This was the truth.
Lou Xiao'e was even angrier. She did not expect Xu Damao to be in the wrong and still dare to attack her. Her suppressed emotions instantly exploded.
"If you don't do anything, will you lose your pants after drinking?”
Lou Xiao'e's loud voice woke up the entire courtyard.
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