"How is that possible? Brother Mubai, your story must be very interesting!”
Caiyun looked at him expectantly.
But Li Mubai still shook his head.
"Alright then."
The disappointed Caiyun returned the pen and paper to the bartender.
The bartender left.
Li Mubai smiled helplessly.
It wasn't that he was trying to act cool.
Rather, he really did not have any interesting stories to tell.
He was not the male lead of a novel.
It wasn't a story club.
How could there be so many stories to tell!
However…
In the distant future, when he had traveled through mountains and seas, the sun, the moon, and the stars, he would be too old to walk!
When he returned here, he would slowly tell them!
Very quickly.
The bartender collected the notes and returned to the stage.
"Then, I'm going to start!"
The female lead giggled and put her hand into the box, turning it around.
"I got it! This was a guest called Sun Guihua! Please!"
"Pa, pa, pa!"
Applause rang out from the audience.
A woman with a unisex hairstyle slowly walked onto the stage.
She took the microphone and sat down with an awkward smile.
"Hello everyone, I am from Dongguan. The story I want to tell today is the story of my husband from the Orthopedics Country.”
The lady spoke.
The audience was a little unhappy.
"Miss, are you trying to trick the dog into coming in and killing it?”
"I asked you to tell stories, not show off your love!”
"That's right!"
"If you don't have a story, then don't tell it. Sing a song!”
The girl smiled and did not get angry.""Don't be anxious. Listen to me first."
Seeing that she was serious, everyone stopped jeering.
He listened quietly.
"After my husband and I got married, we signed a contract that was about 30 centimeters thick.”
Whoosh!
The expressions of the audience changed slightly.
Why would they sign a contract when they were married?
"What contract?"
"Tell me!"
"Yes, tell me quickly!"
Li Mubai also downed a glass of beer and looked at the girl on the stage expectantly.
The girl smiled and continued," There are many rules in the contract. For example, how much money you have to earn each year, the distribution of housework, how many meals you have to cook each day, who folds the clothes, and who mops the floor.”
"This…"
"Isn't this too troublesome?"
"Do you and your wife remember all the rules?”
The girl smiled and said,"I put the contract on the wall and can see it every day."”
What the f * ck?
The tourists below the stage were a little dumbfounded.
This life was meant to be comfortable and peaceful.
What was the point of holding the contract every day and living according to the rules?
Speaking of which...
Are there any rules for handing over public grain?
Many men had this strange thought.
But no one asked directly.
"We also have a cheating rule. Whoever cheats once will be punished accordingly!”
Puff!
Puff! Puff!
Many people spat out alcohol!
There were rules for cheating?
What punishment?
"Our rule is that whoever has an affair will have to stay alone in the wild for one night.”
The men below the stage looked at each other.
He thought to himself.
This rule seemed to be a good thing!
But the prerequisite was that!
The woman had to not cheat on him!
Jokes were jokes.
If there really was such a contract, would marriage still be a marriage?
This should be a business deal, right?
Seeing everyone's noncommittal expressions, the androgynous girl sighed and said,"Sigh, you single dogs who have never been married don't understand.”
Hmm?
Are you mocking us for being single?
Most of the people in the bar started to feel a little unhappy.
Wasn't this too inarticulate?
You think you're so great just because you're married?
Very quickly.
A faint voice sounded in the quiet hall.
"I think a marriage like yours is worse than being single.”
Hmm?
Hmm?
Everyone turned around.
In the middle of the hall.
A man held a wine glass in his hand and crossed his legs.
He had a lazy expression on his face.
Handsome!
And he looked a little familiar!
Everyone was stunned for a moment!
The girl on the stage was also stunned, not knowing what to say.
"Cough cough! I can't help it!"
Li Mubai felt a little awkward. He quickly raised his glass and took a sip of beer.
He didn't mean to say this.
Instead, he said it out of instinct.
Just like how he sang on March Street a few days ago.
Just as the situation was getting awkward.
A coquettish female voice sounded.
"I think you're right!"
Everyone turned around.
A sexy woman in a green cheongsam and gold-rimmed glasses walked over.
The strange thing was…
This woman seemed to be recognized by many people in the bar!
"Fairy Yang, your outfit today is not bad!”
"So beautiful!"
" This is a goddess!"
Everyone praised.
The woman did not seem to hear him. She smiled and walked towards Li Mubai.
"Hmm?"
Li Mubai noticed her approaching and was curious.
He did not know her.
What was she doing here?
Free wine?
Don't even think about it!
Thinking of this, Li Mubai gently moved his beer glass a little deeper.
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