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Seeing the five freshmen sitting on the ground on the street…

Qin Mu silently distanced himself from them.

As the principal of the Cultivation University…

He could not afford to lose face.

Each of them had prepared a broken bowl.

There was also a dog baton.

This was the standard of begging in ancient times.

The bowl was used to beg for food or money, while the dog stick was used to chase away the stray dogs...

They were afraid that stray dogs would come and snatch their food.

However…

Two hours later.

Their bowls were empty.

He didn't get anything.

He couldn't help but frown.

They took out the Beginner Divination Manual.

The first lesson recorded the method to repay karma.

"The book says that if you want to repay your debts in advance and repay your karma, you have to beg for something.”

Lu Zizhou frowned and looked at the other students."Do you have any ideas?"

The other students were also at a loss.

He fell into deep thought.

In the end…

They didn't know anything about begging, so they still chose to ask for help from outside.

Lu Zizhou took out his old phone.

He called his grandson, who was in university.

"Hello? Grandpa, why do you have time to call me? Didn't Dad say that you went to school to learn cultivation?”

As soon as the call was connected, his grandson Lu Qin's voice could be heard.

Because he loved to cultivate immortality, Lu Zizhou placed and worshipped many Taoist immortals at home.

It caused a strong dissatisfaction in the family.

In the end…

Unable to compromise, Lu Zizhou's son sent him to a nursing home.

This time…

He received the notice and went out to cultivate. Almost everyone in his family supported him.

On one hand, it was because this was Lu Zizhou's hobby.

On the other hand, it was a university for the elderly. It was said that there were cultural and physical education classes.

It could enrich the lives of the elderly.

Speaking of immortal cultivation, Lu Zi Zhou couldn't help but dance with joy,"Grandson, let me tell you, grandfather is really cultivating now!”

"There really are immortals in this world…"

" Yes, yes, yes." Lu Qin interrupted him over the phone." You've said it 800 times already. There are immortals in this world."”

Something like this…

Before Lu Zizhou went to university, he had told everyone in his family countless times.

It had almost become Lu Zizhou's catchphrase.

" But it's different this time. Let me tell you, Grandpa has been assigned to different classes in school. He's now enrolled in the Divination Department. He can divine good or bad luck, predict the future, and predict marriage…"

Lu Zizhou sat on the street, holding his phone and talking non-stop,"Aren't you single now?”

"When I'm done with my studies, I'll come back and read your fortune so that you can find your destined wife in advance!”

The more Lu Qin listened, the more ridiculous he felt it was…

"Grandpa, if there's nothing else, I'll hang up now. I still have to prepare my thesis materials."”

"Don't, don't hang up yet. Grandpa has something to ask you!" Lü Zizhou quickly said.”

He quickly got into the main topic and asked,"I remember that your thesis seems to be about the evolution and development of beggars. Can you tell Grandpa how these beggars usually beg?”

Then…

He looked at the empty bowl in front of him.

He felt extremely defeated.

Unexpectedly…

Begging was a skill.

"Why are you suddenly interested in this?" Lu Qin asked suspiciously over the phone.”

Lu Zizhou did not hide anything and said directly," Our department is having a class. The first class is begging, but we don't know what we did wrong. After begging for a few hours, we didn't get anything…"

"Wait, what did you say, Grandfather?" Didn't you go to university? Why did you become a beggar?"

"Where are you now? Do you want me to call the police?”

Lu Qin said very cautiously.

Lu Zizhou frowned and said,"You child, I'm asking you something serious!" I said we're in class now. Why did you call the police? Aren't you working on your thesis? Hurry up and tell me the correct way to beg!”

"A few students from our department are waiting. They are also on the street now. Their bowls are all empty!”

On the other end of the phone…

Hearing his grandfather's anxious voice, Lu Qin suppressed his shock and hurriedly told him the begging methods he knew.

"First of all, when begging, you must dress yourself up in a dirty and messy manner. In short, you must dress yourself up in a pitiful manner!”

"Secondly, when you beg, you must look at the people. Among the people passing by on the street, there are some who are fierce and fierce. This kind of person will not give you alms at a glance, but there are some who are kind and kind-hearted.”

"Furthermore…"

Lu Zizhou put his phone on speaker mode and began to study seriously with the other students.

"So there's so much knowledge in begging.”

After hearing this, the five people from the Divination Department sighed with emotion.

He really lived and learned…

"Grandpa, where are you now? Why did you go begging for no reason…"

After explaining the technique, Lu Qin still did not give up and asked.

However, Lu Zizhou was not in the mood to answer him. He said directly,"I won't chat with you for now. Grandpa is in class now. Let's talk again next time. After Grandpa graduates, I'll come back and tell your marriage. I'll definitely help you get rid of your single status.”

Beep beep beep…

He continued to support the evaluation votes.

There were two more chapters to come.

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