"Master Yi, listen to this. This idiot is still so arrogant after stealing a chicken.”Hearing that Silly Zhu wanted Xu Damao to call him grandpa, Xu Damao was instantly flustered and exasperated.
"Zhu Zi, let me ask you again. Did you steal Xu Damao's chicken?”Yi Zhonghai questioned.
"No."
At this moment, Shazhu was a little disappointed. Even the First Uncle doubted him. Other than the deaf old lady, there were no good people in this courtyard house.
His three views were not correct.
It was no wonder that Yi Zhonghai did not smile after seeing that Silly Zhu had a son.
"From what you said just now, you mean that you know who stole the chicken?”Second Uncle asked curiously.
"I know." Silly Zhu was too lazy to say another word. He glanced at Xu Damao and gestured to the three masters in the courtyard.
"I say, three masters, this chicken thief is definitely a fool. He can't escape!”Xu Damao took another bite.
Yi Zhonghai couldn't stand it anymore." Xu Damao, if you keep your mouth shut, it's because Zhu Zi stole your chicken. You need evidence for everything. Where's the evidence?"”
"Isn't this the evidence?" Xu Damao lifted the chicken that Silly Zhu had just bought.
"Evidence your mother!"
Go to the Chaoyang market and ask the old man who sells chicken to see if I bought this chicken for two yuan just now." Just as the First Uncle was about to speak, Silly Zhu interrupted first.
"You also know Wang Laowu's wife. She's the fat sister from the fifth workshop in our factory. Don't you, Xu Damao, usually look at her breasts every day?”
The moment Silly Pillar said this, everyone in the courtyard house burst into laughter.
This Xu Damao was indeed lecherous. He was lustful but not daring.
Xu Damao had taken advantage of the female workers of the Red Star Rolling Mill.
At most, she would say some dirty words and glance at her chest and butt.
As for the more outrageous ones, he, Xu Damao, had the heart but did not have the guts.
Silly Zhu's words undoubtedly added fuel to the fire. Xu Damao gritted his teeth and said fiercely,"
"Silly Zhu, if I don't teach you a lesson, I, Xu Damao, will write my name backwards!”
"You don't want the chicken anymore?" Silly Pillar hit the nail on the head.
"You…"
"Old Yi, what do you think?" Second Uncle whispered into First Uncle's ear.
"What Zhu Zi said is most likely true.”Yi Zhonghai trusted Silly Zhu.
"How about this, Third Brother Yan, you go to the eastern market and ask the old man who sells chickens if Silly Zhu has ever bought a chicken.”The first uncle looked at a young, dark-skinned child in the crowd.
It was the son of the Third Master, Yan Jiekuang.
The third son of the Yan Family responded and walked out from the crowd, extending his hand.
"What is this?" Second Uncle asked.
"Running errands."
When Third Master heard this, he felt a little embarrassed.
Silly Zhu looked at Yan Laosan disdainfully. A family does not enter a family. This Third Master was indeed good at scheming. The son he raised had learned his special skills.
"San Er, you've found the wrong person. You have to ask Xu Damao for it.”Third Uncle said.
Thus, Yan Jiekuang could only turn his head and reach out to Xu Damao.
"Brother Da Mao, pay up."
Xu Damao was dumbfounded. He had not expected this scene at all.
You need money to run errands?
He suppressed the anger in his heart and asked,"How much?"
"One." Yan Laosan didn't even blink.
"Haha." Silly Zhu smiled. He and First Uncle looked at Third Uncle Yan Bugui at the same time. The latter rubbed his head awkwardly.
One yuan?
Bah! Xu Damao lowered his head and cursed. An old hen in the market was only two yuan, and you, Yan Laosan, are asking for an exorbitant price.
Do you want to force your face?
"No! Definitely not!" Xu Damao calculated in his heart. He, Xu Damao, was not someone who would suffer losses.
He turned to look at the old man and asked,"
"First Uncle, why don't we change someone else?”
First Uncle didn't say anything. Xu Damao looked at Second Uncle and Third Uncle and gave them a look.
Second Master looked down at the ground and Third Master looked up at the sky, pretending not to see anything.
Xu Damao's heart was like dead ashes. He knew that these three masters had more or less listened to Silly Pillar's words.
"Forget it, forget it. Silly Zhu, tell me, who stole my two chickens?”
Xu Damao looked at Silly Zhu and said tactfully.
In the eyes of the other people in the courtyard house, Xu Damao's attitude towards Silly Zhu had suddenly changed. It was normal, but why did it seem like he was trying to flatter her?
This Xu Damao really knew how to sail with the wind!
Silly Zhu glanced at Xu Damao and reached out his hand. Without waiting for Shazhu to speak, Xu Damao placed the chicken and lunchbox in his hands into Shazhu's hands.
Silly Zhu smiled. This grandson was quite tactful. He said,"
"What else?"
" This, this, this…" Xu Damao hesitated for a moment and opened his mouth in embarrassment. Just for two chickens, he, Xu Damao, had to call someone Grandpa Silly Zhu?
Was that even possible? That was impossible!
Xu Damao turned to look at the first uncle and begged,""Master Yi, look, isn't Silly Zhu's condition a little…"
"A little too much?"
Unexpectedly, the First Uncle ignored him and turned to look at the sunset at the end of the sky.
The sunset was so brilliant!
This flaming cloud was bright red!
Seeing that the three masters were ignoring him, Xu Damao suddenly lost his temper. He lowered his head and said softly,
"Grandpa."
"What did you say? Louder!" Shazhu deliberately bent down and got closer to Xu Damao.
"Grandpa!" Xu Damao raised his voice and shouted again.
"That's right, my good grandson."
Silly Pillar nodded his head in satisfaction and praised.
When the people in the courtyard heard Xu Damao call Silly Zhu grandpa, they all burst into laughter. The air was filled with joy.
Even the First Uncle, who usually liked to show off his face, looked up at the brilliant sunset with a smile that could not be hidden.
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