"F * ck! F * ck! F * ck! What else can I say! I can only kneel to the big boss!"
"Senior Immortal, do you think my kneeling posture is standard?”
"How terrifying. Is this a Daoist Supreme, a big shot in cultivation? As expected, it wasn't without reason that I was trash.”
"Who the f * ck would have thought that Journey to the West was actually a cultivation technique?”
"Damn it, I've always dreamed of having a fortuitous encounter since I was young. The old grandpa taught me cultivation techniques and sought immortality. Who knew that the immortal cultivation technique would actually be with me!”
"When I was young, I only cared about watching monkeys.!”
"Brothers, is it too late for me to buy Journey to the West now?”
"Even if you buy it, can you understand it?”
"Tsk! It hurts!"
“......”
"If the process of Sun Wukong and his party subduing demons on the western road is the theoretical guidance of this immortal cultivation method, then the places and countries that the four of them passed through correspond to the circulation route of the cultivation method.”
"For example, in Che Chiguo's section, the original text emphasized the word 'double meaning' many times. The monk thanked him profusely, bowed deeply, bade farewell to the Taoist priest, beat the fishing drum, and went straight to the beach. After the double meaning, turn down the spine
'The Great Sage went straight to the beach and used a magical power to drag the carriage through two passes, through the ridge, lift it up, smash it into pieces, and throw all the bricks, tiles, and plants down the slope.'
Jiaji pun was a term used in Taoism to cultivate inner elixir.
Jiajiguan, also known as Guluguan, was located in the middle of the twenty-four segments of the spine, corresponding to the Zhongwan point of Chinese acupuncture.
It is connected to Baihui, through the tail, through the heart bone, outside can grasp the spirit of heaven and earth yang qi, inside can save a person's life treasure.
As the old saying goes, the path of cultivation is respected!
This was not only a shortcut to becoming a scholar immortal, but it was also a way to make up for one's losses.
Focus on the spine, there is the ability to wash the heart and stop thoughts. It can enter the state of selflessness and then penetrate the mud pill. The lower life gate will connect with the original ancestral qi, so that the essence, qi and spirit will be integrated into one to cultivate the origin and save the life treasure.
"Therefore, it is the basic cultivation technique of Daoism's dual cultivation of life and death. It is intended to be a double-edged sword. It can reach the Heavenly Path Valley's mud pill on the top and the end of the Yin Qi on the bottom. It can directly penetrate the middle and allow true qi to circulate throughout the body and connect the hundred meridians…"
.....
Li Ruochen spoke slowly and in detail.
but...
"Brothers, do you understand?"
"Who can help me translate? What is Senior Immortal talking about?”
"Why is it that I can understand every single word Senior Immortal says, but when put together, I don't know what it means?”
"Senior Immortal, stop reading. We really don't understand…"
"It seems like he really wants to teach us.”
"Hahahaha, I'm dying of laughter. My brain doesn't allow me to think about such complicated things.”
" I'm dying of laughter. Do we even have brains?"
"Senior Immortal spent so much effort to teach us. I'm laughing my ass off. We've spent so much effort dozens of times, but we can't teach him at all.”
"Let's go, brothers! This requires brains."
"Isn't it fine as long as you have hands?"
"It's indeed fine as long as you have hands, but you can't do it without a brain.”
“......”
The audience in the live broadcast room was already trying their best to understand what Li Ruochen meant.
but... However, he still did not understand.
Sometimes, if you didn't work hard, you wouldn't know what despair was.
This was probably what the audience was thinking.
Seeking immortality and seeking Dao was naturally the deepest wish in their hearts.
However, his talent was not enough.
They gave up after realizing that they couldn't keep up with Li Ruochen's train of thought. They continued to type on the keyboard.
Chatting with the audience in the live broadcast room was a waste of time.
Seeing this, Li Ruochen knew that he was playing the lute to a cow.
He shook his head slightly and said no more.
The next day, as expected, Zhou Mei's live broadcast once again became a trending topic.
"Shocking! Journey to the West was actually a cultivation technique!”"I'm afraid I've seen a fake Journey to the West."
"Monkey, you've mistaken me!" "Mao Mountain's Wei Ling Reveals True Monarch's Interpretation of Journey to the West"
The headlines dominated the trending searches.
For a long time after that, the sales of Journey to the West skyrocketed and sold out.
At the same time, various video bloggers posted videos explaining Journey to the West.
As long as the word 'Senior Immortal' was pasted on the label, the number of views of the video easily exceeded a million.
At the same time, Arslan was also trending.
Someone edited his live broadcast into a video and sent it to various major websites.
The title is "Father sees that his son is not dead, draws out seven wolves!" The Most Prodigal Son in History
Immediately, the university student from Jade Mountain Town was enraged!
It was popular on all major websites.
The netizens also left comments to tease him.
"A loving father and a filial son. He's a Cruel Malevolence!"
"I hope he's fine!"
"Streamer, you must have had a hard time fighting since you were young. I hope you're fine.”
"I used to do this when I was eighteen. I'm sixteen now.”
"Filial piety is strong, a hundred million hits!"
"Can I ask how long the host will need to stay in the hospital? I want to imitate it, but I'm afraid that Dad will be more heavy-handed, so I want to consult your opinion.”
"Good heavens, I suggest you reopen it directly.”
“......”
Although the last scene of the video was very comical, the effect of the holy water was indeed real.
It was precisely because of this.
Jade Mountain Town was completely on fire.
At the same time, the statue of Mao Mountain True Monarch was also on fire.
In the following period of time, the statue of Mao Mountain True Monarch and Yushan Town became the most popular places for internet celebrities to visit.
Countless netizens flocked to these two places.
Not only Mao Mountain and Yushan Town, but other famous Taoist mountains such as Wudang Mountain and Longhu Mountain also became popular.
There were endless tourists and incense!
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