"Refund!"
The two crosstalk actors teased the audience.
Finally, there was someone in the audience who could not help but take the lead and shout for a refund!
"Refund! Refund! Refund…"
The crowd below the stage followed suit.
It wasn't that he really wanted to refund the ticket. He just wanted to make a fuss.
"Refund?"
Guo Qilin, who was on stage, was amused when he heard that. He said something that he often said during performances,
"Our family's service principle is that we don't refund tickets!”
The classic quote was revealed.
"Haha…"
There was laughter below the stage.
It was still the same old joke. These were all old jokes. With laughter, the effect was much weaker.
"What did I say, everyone?"
Shen Hening said unhurriedly,
"Their family is exploiting the audience, right? Am I right?"
When he said that, it was like an old joke being remade.
"Hahaha…"
The laughter immediately intensified.
……
"This kid is good."
On the stage, Master Qian 'er nodded and looked at Old Guo, saying,"
"It's a little interesting to make up a joke.”
"Yes, yes…"
Old Guo nodded in satisfaction.
Although this "demon" was a little embarrassing, it was a good thing that he had won face for his crosstalk main business.
Dilreba and Yang Mi were also watching the performance downstairs with great interest.
One had to know that until now, they had not even officially entered the game, but the laughter was already piling up.
……
Below the stage.
"F * ck you…"
Guo Qilin waved his sleeves and officially entered the liveliness.
"I haven't introduced myself yet. Some people know me, some don't. No matter how famous I am, I'm still a humble crosstalk student. Self-introduction is the rule.”
"Yes, let me introduce you."”
"My name is Guo Qilin!" It's a primary school student from Deyun Club!"
"Eh."
"Where's the teacher standing next to me?"
He waved at Shen Hening and then withdrew his hand.
" Then let's continue talking about what happened yesterday. That…"
This was a burden, the kind that was often used. Guo Qilin's face was filled with annoyance. He thought to himself that after being bullied by this guy for so long, he could finally take revenge.
"Haha…"
There were a few laughs below the stage.
After all, this scene was too familiar.
"Hey!"
Shen Hening also cooperated and grabbed him. He only said,
"You, if you don't want to introduce me next time, just say it. Don't just brush past me.”
"Aha, I didn't introduce you."”
"Nonsense!" Shen Hening replied.
"Let's reintroduce!" This…yesterday, I ate dumplings. Hey, guess what? That mutton filling is really…"
" Haha..." The audience laughed again.
Shen Hening was amused.”
This time.
"Hahaha…"
The laughter below the stage slowly increased.
As expected, the ethical joke in our society can only be heard when it is placed on Dalin and Master Qian 'er!
"What are you talking about?"
Guo Qilin rolled his eyes." I didn't learn my crosstalk from my dad. Mr. Yu Qian is my master."”
These words were quite reasonable.
"Oh, that's about the same anyway."”
"Yeah, it's about the same." Guo Qilin still hadn't recovered from his shock.”
But soon, the audience came to their senses!
"Eh…"
Some of the audience members started to jeer and watch the show.
" Huh?!"
Guo Qilin immediately realized that something was wrong and nudged Shen Hening.
"What about it? Far from it! One is Dad, and the other is Master!"
"Hahaha…"
The audience burst into laughter.
Young Class Master had really been tricked by accident!
"Oh, right, right, right…"
Shen Hening said happily,
"One is Dad, and the other is Master (biological) Father.”
"Hahahahaha…"
The audience burst into laughter.
"This bag is good!"
"You have a set!"
There were even cheers.
……
"Hahaha…"
Even Master Qian 'er and Ms. Guo, who were on the stage, laughed.
Yang Mi and Di Li Reba, these two girls, were laughing even more.
"Ms. Hunt, aren't you angry that he said that about the two of you on stage?”
Dilareba asked curiously.
"Damn, there are no rules on the stage.”
Ms. Guo thought that her disciple had given her face this time, so she naturally did not mind.
"Is it a new grave under the stage?"
Dilireba asked with a stifled smile.
"Hahaha…"
The few of them also laughed.
……
Below the stage.
The performance continued.
The corner of Guo Qilin's mouth twitched.”
Shen Hening did not want to be outdone.”
Guo Qilin: "…Alright, alright, alright. Then introduce yourself. I'll give you some time to do so!”
"Shall I introduce myself?"”
"What else?" Self-introduction, self-introduction. If you don't introduce yourself, who will?”
Shen Hening froze…
"Heh, that's true!"
His silly and adorable appearance…
"Hahaha…"
Many people were amused.
"Then let me introduce myself!"
Shen Hening puffed out his chest and straightened his coat.
"I am Shen Hening, senior brother of the Crane University!”
He was very serious when he came here!
"Oh!"
"Good!"
The audience also supported him.
But at the next moment.
The scene changed.
Shen Hening put on the wig and said bluntly,
"At the same time, she's also Brother Bian 'er's rumored girlfriend, Zhang Yunlei.”
……
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