Journey to the West: I, Sun Wukong, want to play with me!
20 The Buddhist Kingdom in the palm scared the Rulai into pissing his pants! evaluation

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On the other side, Sun Wukong took the Nine Revolutions Great Rejuvenating Pill and casually threw it into his mouth as if he was eating a sugar pill. After chewing a few mouthfuls, he swallowed it.

Then, his expression froze.

"Old Lord, the taste of your Nine Revolutions Great Rejuvenation Pill is not good. Why don't you take some Nine Revolutions Golden Pill to compensate me?”

As soon as he finished speaking.

The corners of Grand Supreme Elder's mouth twitched crazily. The anger in his heart exploded, but he could only endure it,

"Great Sage, this is the Nine Revolutions Golden Pill.”

Sun Wukong took it and swallowed it again.

He could feel the immortal energy in his body flowing continuously, and more and more immortal energy gathered in his body from all directions.

Ding! Congratulations to the host for tricking the Grand Supreme Elder and ruining the plot of the Journey to the West. The reward is a Primordial Lightning Whip!

What?

Primordial Lightning Whip?

Sun Wukong gulped.

When he heard about Primordial Chaos.

He knew that this reward would be so awesome.

……

……

Alright.

He took money from others and helped them eliminate disasters.

Since he had received the benefits of Grand Supreme Elder, Sun Wukong also began to get down to business.

He waved his Jingu Staff and jumped out. He knocked over the Eight Trigrams Furnace with his staff and kicked Taishang Laojun's balls, causing him to fall to the ground with his hands covering his crotch.

"Smelly monkey, you f * cking…don't you have any morals!!!”

Grand Supreme Elder lay on the ground, clutching his crotch. He was in so much pain that he was about to cry.

The script says that you're going to kick me down, but how can you f * cking kick me in the balls?

……

……

On the other side.

Sun Wukong didn't care so much. He directly rushed to the entrance of the Soaring Heaven King Palace.

There, Nine Glorious Star Sovereign, Four Heavenly Kings, Wang Lingguan, and the other immortals and gods had been waiting for a long time.

These people all knew that Sun Wukong's cultivation was at the Quasi-Sage Realm. They didn't dare to use their strength at all, afraid of being slashed back.

Therefore, Sun Wukong only lightly waved the Jingu Staff twice without using any magic power, and he didn't even touch the corners of the clothes of these heavenly soldiers.

They flew back and fell together.

F * ck…

These actors weren't very professional. They acted so exaggeratedly.

However, since everyone wanted to slack off, Sun Wukong was too lazy to say anything else.

Let's go paddling together.

That's why.

In the Heavenly Court, both sides fought back and forth. The scene was very harmonious. If not for the fact that they were on the battlefield, everyone was prepared to take off their pants and become sworn brothers.

……

……

Another 15 minutes passed.

A huge golden Buddha statue slowly appeared in the sky. It shone with golden light and illuminated the sky.

Sun Wukong looked and knew that it was that old man from the west, Tathagata. He smiled and shouted,

"Old Bald Donkey Rulai, you're finally here. I've been waiting for you for a long time.”

Hmm?

Tathagata was stunned!

You knew I was coming? Did you read the script too?

In the Numinous Sky Hall, the immortals were also stunned when they heard this, what was wrong with brother, why did you say those lines randomly?

"Smelly monkey, since you know I'm coming, why don't you surrender?!”

Rulai said without thinking further.

Sun Wukong nodded and continued," I'm a mixed immortal of heaven and earth.”

"Because the mortal world is too narrow, I want to live in Yaotian.”

"The Soaring Heaven King Palace is not for him, the strong should give way to me.”

When Tathagata saw Sun Wukong start to recite his lines, he immediately calmed down and followed the script.

"You're just a monkey, how dare you lie and try to snatch the position of Jade Emperor?”

"As the saying goes, the emperor takes turns to do it. I'll just teach him to move out and give the Heavenly Palace to me. If you don't, I'll crush the Soaring Cloud."

Sun Wukong was also very cooperative. He recited the lines that he should recite and did the actions that he should do.

"Good! If you can jump out of my palm with a Somersault Cloud, I'll let the Jade Emperor give up his throne to you. How about it?!”Tathagata continued.

"Haha."

When Sun Wukong heard this, he smiled faintly.

What's wrong, brother? I just recited a few lines, and you think I'm giving you face?

You're so arrogant that you want to use the Buddhist Kingdom in the Palm to suppress me?

" Hehe." Sun Wukong shook his head and raised a palm.

"Old Rulai, if you can jump out of my palm like this, I'll leave. How about it?”

The Buddhist Kingdom in his palm lit up.

The Buddhist Kingdom was ten thousand feet tall and shone brightly in the heavens. Supreme chanting sounds could be heard faintly from within!

Seeing this, Tathagata frowned.

Brother, what are you doing? Why didn't he follow the routine? Wasn't he walking just now?

Also, where did you learn this divine power? Are you my senior brother?

" No," Rulai repeated." You are just a Somersault Cloud. If you can jump out of my palm, I will let the Jade Emperor give up his throne to you!"”

"Haha."

Sun Wukong sneered again and said no more.

Instead, he flipped his palm and the Buddhist Kingdom in his palm expanded with the wind, reaching hundreds of thousands of feet high.

"Old man Rulai, take this palm of mine!”

"Wait…wait!"

At this moment, Tathagata was a little scared.

F * ck.

The Buddhist Kingdom in Sun Wukong's Palm that Sun Wukong had just displayed had a Buddhist light that shone millions of feet. The Buddhist Kingdom was also a million feet tall. It was much more powerful than his.

What the f * ck.

He didn't dare to take it head-on!

Upon hearing this, Sun Wukong jumped up casually and landed on the shoulder of the Buddha's golden body.

She laughed softly,

"How about this, old man Rulai? I know that we're just putting on a show with your Daoist and Buddhist sects to fight for a bit of tribulation luck.”

"How about this, if you give me a billion points of benefits, I can help you. Later, I'll let you suppress a strand of my monkey hair under the Five Finger Mountain for 500 years and let you complete the tribulation.”

Upon hearing this, the corners of Tathagata's eyes twitched violently.

How did this monkey know everything?

He panicked.

Now that Sun Wukong had laid out the script that the Taoist and Buddhist sects had discussed, it would be difficult for the Buddhist sects to control the development of the Journey to the West.

Rulai was flustered. In the end, he gritted his teeth and asked,

"Then…what benefits do you want?"

" Hmm…" Sun Wukong pondered for a moment, then smiled faintly.

"How about this, Rulai? Don't you have many Connate Numinous treasures? Why don't you give me a few hundred?”

"Why don't you go rob them?"

Rulai's face turned ashen." I don't have that much. I can only give you ten inferior-grade Connate Numinous treasures at most!“

" Hehe," Sun Wukong smiled disdainfully and reminded,

" Brother Rulai, you're being unkind. You should know that when the world was first created and the Primordial Chaos was first judged, Sage Hongjun divided the treasures at the Treasure-snatching Rock. All the remaining Primordial Spiritual Treasures went to the Treasure Daoist. There were a thousand of them. Who is this Treasure Daoist…"

"You!"

Rulai was somewhat frightened. How did Sun Wukong know about this secret from a million years ago?

……

……

After some discussion.

Tathagata decided to take out 200 Connate Numinous treasures as Sun Wukong's acting fees.

"Let's make a deal. Later, your monkey fur clone will run into my palm!”

"Naturally." Sun Wukong smiled." I, Old Sun, never go back on my words.”

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