However, she calculated with her fingers, and because of the arrival of the tribulation of the Journey to the West, the heavenly secrets were chaotic.
He could not calculate anything.
Thus, Guanyin shook her head and could only put this matter aside for the time being and continue to listen to Rulai's explanation.
……
……
At the foot of the Five Fingers Mountain.
Sun Wukong came back to his senses and looked at Tang Sanzang, who was sweating profusely, with a puzzled expression.
"Bald monk, what's wrong with you? Why are you sweating so much?”
Unexpectedly.
Tang Sanzang knelt on the ground with a thud and hugged Sun Wukong's thigh tightly.
"Great Sage, you promised Guanyin that you would protect This Penniless Monk when he went to the Western Paradise to obtain the scriptures. You can't go back on your word!”
"What nonsense are you talking about? When did I, Old Sun, say that I wanted to go back on my word?”
I'm talking about martial arts, okay? I promised to send you to the afterlife, but I'll definitely personally send you to the afterlife!
Uh.
No regrets?
Tang Sanzang was startled.
Then, he quickly stood up and put on a show. He looked at Sun Wukong indifferently and said coldly,
"Since that's the case, Monkey, hurry up and acknowledge your master. We can also set off to the western paradise to obtain the scriptures as soon as possible.”
Hearing this, a strange look flashed in Sun Wukong's eyes.
Was this Tang Sanzang so common?
As he thought about it, Sun Wukong pretended to be angry and scolded,
"Bald monk, you're quite bold. You actually want to be Rulai's ancestor?!”
Tang Sanzang was shocked and quickly pointed at Sun Wukong. His expression was full of grief and indignation, and he almost cried,
"You, you, don't spout nonsense. When did this poor monk say that he wanted to be the ancestor of the Ancestral Buddha?!”
"Why didn't you say so? Didn't you want to take me as your disciple? Then do you know what kind of relationship I have with Rulai?”
Tang Sanzang's heart trembled as he continued to ask in bewilderment,
"What…what kind of relationship is it?"
Sun Wukong snorted coldly,
"Five hundred years ago, I, Old Sun, hacked all the way from the Southern Heavenly Gate to the Soaring Heaven King Palace. I cut off the throne of the Jade Emperor and peed on Tathagata's five-finger girlfriend.”
"As the saying goes, one can't get to know each other without fighting. Rulai and I are very appreciative of each other. He calls me Great Sage Grandpa, and I call him Bald Donkey Grandson. What do you think is the relationship between the two of us?"
Tang Sanzang was shocked.
He really didn't expect this.
This monkey's background and ability were actually so great.
He had fought with the Jade Emperor and Tathagata, but not only was he not killed, he was even called Great Sage Grandpa?!
How awesome was this ability?!
For an existence that even Buddha had to call grandfather, how high was his seniority?!
In that case.
If he accepted Sun Wukong as his disciple…
Then he would really become Rulai's ancestor.
And he was just an ordinary disciple of the Buddhist Sect, the most ordinary kind.
An ordinary Buddhist disciple had become the ancestor of the Buddha?
That wasn't glory!
That was courting death!
Soon after.
He thought of Guanyin, who asked him to come to the Five Fingers Mountain to take Sun Wukong as his disciple.
Tang Sanzang's heart was filled with resentment.
Originally, he was a monk at Jinshan Monastery.
Every day, he knocked on the wooden fish and chanted scriptures. At the same time, he explained the Zen principles of life to the rich ladies who came to worship Buddha.
These days were extremely comfortable.
In the end.
When Guanyin appeared, she insisted that he go to a place 108,000 miles away to obtain the scriptures.
What the f * ck.
Would he still be able to come back alive if he went?
He rejected her outright.
However…
What he did not expect was…
The next day.
The entire Great Tang was saying that Tang Sanzang was a saint monk that only appeared once in a thousand years. In order to save all living beings, he was willing to go to the Western Heaven to seek the true scriptures.
He had no choice but to embark on the journey to the Western Paradise under the cheers of the masses.
On the way.
Guanyin said that she had found a few disciples to protect him.
The eldest disciple was the legendary Great Sage, Heaven's Equal, the kind that was extremely awesome.
Looking at it now.
F * ck, he was indeed awesome, but wasn't this too f * cking awesome?
He was already someone on the same level as Buddha?!
Thousands of words finally turned into one sentence in Tang Sanzang's heart.
"Guanyin, are you f * cking messing with me?”
West, Great Thunderclap Temple.
Guanyin: "???"
……
……
"Great Sage, I didn't do it on purpose. I was misled by the f * cking woman…"
Tang Sanzang apologized sincerely.
After saying 20,000 words and cursing all 18 generations of Guanyin's ancestors, he finally changed his attitude and knelt down to beg for mercy.
"Great Sage, look, you're a magnanimous man, so you don't have to care about this…"
Sun Wukong nodded slightly.
Little brother, you're quite smart!
That's why.
He waved his hand and said heroically,
"If it's a misunderstanding, then let's forget about it.”
"However, back then, when I was suppressed under the Five Fingers Mountain, I once swore a heavy oath in my heart.”
"If one day, someone can save me, the Great Sage, I will definitely take him as my disciple and treat him like my own son. I will take good care of him.”
"So, Tang Sanzang, since you have saved me, then you should take me as your master!”
Tang Sanzang was speechless.
Why did it sound so strange?
He muttered in his heart, but then he thought about it.
He also felt that the Great Sage, Heaven's Equal in front of him was a man of high moral character.
He was offended by his own words.
On the contrary, he was willing to abide by the oath he made 500 years ago and accept him as a disciple. He was even willing to feed him a handful of feces and urine. He was willing to do such a tedious thing.
The Great Sage, Heaven's Equal was really a good person!
Thinking of this…
Tang Sanzang no longer hesitated. He simply knelt down three times and kowtowed nine times." Master, please accept my bow!”
Good heavens, you've been fooled by me!
Sun Wukong couldn't help but laugh in his heart. He said with a smile,
"Hahaha! Good, good, good, my good disciple, quickly get up!”
Soon after.
He thought of something else and continued to say to Tang Sanzang, who stood up,
"Since you have already become my disciple, then I will give you a Dharma name. What do you think?”
"This…I don't dare to hide it from you, Master. My disciple already has a Buddhist name, Xuanzang.”
"No matter, I'll give you another Dao name. I'll call you 'Third Burial.' It's the third burial that buries the heavens, earth, and the common people.”
Third Burial?
Burying the heavens and earth?
F * ck!
How domineering, Master!
Tang Sanzang pondered for a moment and happily agreed.
At the same time.
The system notification sounded in Sun Wukong's mind,
Ding! Congratulations to the host for messing with Tang Sanzang and ruining the plot of the Journey to the West. You have obtained the ultimate killing treasure, the God Slaying Spear, the twelfth-grade White Lotus, and the Great Dao Whip!
Whip Dao Law?
F * ck!
This is asking me to go further and further down the path of the pinecone phlegm shaking lightning whip!
Sun Wukong was speechless.
……
……
In the clouds.
The Four Duty Lords and the Five Noble Realms witnessed everything that happened below.
The four of them looked at each other with solemn expressions.
What the f * ck, Tang Sanzang actually acknowledged Sun Wukong as his master?
What the f * ck!
They had wanted to stop him.
However, no one dared to go.
After all, they were very clear in their hearts.
If he angered Sun Wukong and was killed by him with a single strike…
If that was the case, he would have died for nothing. The Buddhist Sect would at most scold that monkey.
As for revenge, that was impossible. This was a Tribulation Taker. Who the f * ck dared to touch him?
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