After giving his instructions, Guan Yin Bodhisattva turned around and left. The Five Directions Jie Di concealed himself again and protected him in the dark.
Sun Wukong crouched beside Tang Sanzang, his eyes shining.
F * ck!
This was a good disciple. Just killing him casually was enough to reward him handsomely!
Tang Sanzang seemed to have sensed something and shivered in his sleep.
However, Sun Wukong was just thinking about it. It was not good to continue killing Tang Sanzang. He had already promised Guan Yin Bodhisattva that he would protect Tang Sanzang's safety!
It would be embarrassing if he killed Tang Sanzang, right?!
……
……
At this moment.
Tang Sanzang shivered and sat up straight. He looked around blankly.
Soon, he found Sun Wukong squatting on the ground, looking at him with a smile.
"Uh…Master, what's wrong with me?”
Tang Sanzang was a little dumbfounded because Sun Wukong had directly erased his memory of being hacked to death.
"My dear disciple, perhaps the sun is too strong, so you got a heatstroke. It's not a big deal. You won't die…Right, Guan Yin came just now and told us to hurry to the Northern Heaven!”
Sun Wukong casually explained.
"Oh."
Tang Sanzang nodded, but he had some doubts in his heart. He had no idea what the Northern Heaven was.
However, after thinking about it carefully, he put down his doubts. After all, his master, the Great Sage, Heaven's Equal, was a figure of the same generation as Lord Buddha. How could he lie to a mortal like him?
So...
The legends in the mortal world should be wrong. The spiritual mountain was not in the Western Heaven, but in the Northern Heaven!
"Since that's the case, Master, let's follow the Bodhisattva's will and quickly head north!”
Hearing Sun Wukong say that Guan Yin Bodhisattva wanted them to go north quickly, Tang Sanzang quickly climbed onto his horse and said to Sun Wukong.
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Western Heaven.
Great Thunderclap Temple.
Buddhist light shone brightly in the sky.
However, at this moment.
The Buddhist chants that filled the sky suddenly disappeared, completely disappearing!
The top of the spiritual mountain was completely silent!
On the lotus seat, Rulai's expression was terrifyingly gloomy, as if someone had forcefully stuffed sh * t into his mouth.
"There's a change of plans. Go to Northern Heaven and rearrange all the calamities!”
Guanyin: "???"
The Buddhas: "???"
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……
The sky gradually darkened.
Before the sky completely darkened, Sun Wukong and Tang Sanzang saw a farmer's house.
"Master, there's a farmer's house in front. Let's stay there tonight!”
Tang Sanzang suggested.
At this moment, Sun Wukong frowned.
There were also farmers in the north?
Is it really that farmer?"
"Disciple, I'll go and call the door!"
Sun Wukong said lightly. He wanted to see if this was really the farmer from the Journey to the West who had been robbed.
Immediately after.
Sun Wukong directly formed a 'transformation' character and transformed himself into a reader, directly breaking through the heavens with his cool!
"Master, what are you doing?"
Tang Sanzang was stunned for a moment. How could his master, who had a thunderous face and a big mouth, become so handsome?？？
"My dear disciple, my main body's appearance is too domineering. If I scare these mortals, it would be a sin!”
"Good."
Tang Sanzang nodded. He felt that his master was really a good person. He even thought about these secular people.
However, very quickly.
He felt that something was wrong.
In an instant, Tang Sanzang realized that something was wrong.
Because…
Sun Wukong's transformation was simply too handsome!
The kind that could directly break the heavens!
It would be difficult not to notice!
"Master, who have you transformed into? Why are you so handsome?”
Finally.
Tang Sanzang couldn't help but ask.
He had never seen such a handsome person. Even if he was a banished immortal, he wouldn't be so handsome, right?!
"Well... this is the reader's face,"
Sun Wukong replied calmly," That's a face that even a platinum author would never be able to portray in their lifetime. A stranger is like jade, and a young master is unparalleled in the world. It's just a basic operation. Even a casual proof of handsomeness would only be one-thousandth of the reader's appearance…"
" If you really want to describe it, when you see a handsome person that you can't even imagine, I'm afraid he's one-ten-thousandth as handsome as that reader…"
"Hiss!"
"Hiss!"
"Hiss!"
Hearing this, Tang Sanzang sucked in three breaths of cold air. The surrounding air was sucked dry before he stopped.
His heart was filled with shock. Was there really such a handsome person in this world?
"Dare I ask master, are you the banknote reader and the follow-up reader?”
"That's right."
Sun Wukong nodded in agreement.
Immediately after.
He looked at the endless sky, his gaze seemed to cross endless latitudes and endless spacetime, and no one knew what he was thinking.
……
……
"Old man, we are monks from the Tang of the East who are going to the Northern Heaven to get scriptures. We want to stay here for the night!”
In front of the door.
Sun Wukong said politely.
"A monk?"
The old farmer and his wife opened the wooden door and looked at the hair on Sun Wukong's head with question marks.
Did monks have such long hair?
However…
The monk in front of him was so handsome and suave. How could he be a bad person?!
Think about it, you can obviously rely on your face to make a living. Do you have to rely on robbery to make a living?
"This…cough, this handsome master, please come in. We'll go prepare some vegetarian food now!”
At this time, the old farmer warmly invited Sun Wukong and Tang Sanzang to stay for the night.
As expected.
Even in the world of Fantasy Journey to the West, a reader's face was more useful than anything else!
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……
Soon, the enthusiastic old farmer and his wife prepared the vegetarian dishes.
Rice, vegetables, radishes, everything was ready!
Simply plain to the extreme!
However, Tang Sanzang was very satisfied with this and ate happily.
However, Sun Wukong was not happy. He wanted to eat meat.
Moreover, when he saw Tang Sanzang eating so happily, Sun Wukong was even more displeased.
F * ck.
How could a monk not eat meat?
Wine and meat had passed through the intestines, and Buddha's hot feces fell continuously. He didn't even understand this principle?
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After Tang Sanzang went to rest.
Sun Wukong quietly went to find the old farmer.
"Old man, do you have meat to eat?"
Tang Sanzang had enjoyed the vegetarian dishes on the table, but he hadn't.
They were already in a well-off society. Who would only eat vegetarian food?!
"I knew you would come!"
The old farmer smiled as if he had a plan in mind.
"Hiss!"
Sun Wukong was stunned for a moment. He looked at the old farmer meaningfully. Could this f ** king be a reclusive big shot?
" Damn, I knew you were a fake monk the moment I met you." The old farmer looked confident and smiled again.
"How can there be an unshaved monk…Tell me, did that stupid monk force you to come here to learn the scriptures?”
He really wasn't a mighty figure?
Sun Wukong used the Probing Spell and carefully examined the old farmer. As expected, he had no cultivation and was just a mortal!
"What? You don't dare to say it? Aiya, actually, I noticed it when we were eating. That monk is simply something. He only cares about eating and doesn't care about you. Tsk, tsk, tsk. He's even a f * cking eminent monk.”
The old farmer's tone was full of disdain for Tang Sanzang.
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