"Didn't I just say it? I told you to wait at home to welcome your future in-laws. Why did you run out?”
Seeing that the Jade Emperor was about to leave, Zhang Nianfan quickly went forward and pulled him back.
My future father-in-law is coming. How can you not be at home?
Besides, Zhang Nianfan was ready to teach his father a lesson.
He was already so old, yet he was still not doing his job properly. He only knew how to dream of being an emperor.
When his future father-in-law came, it would be extremely embarrassing if he kept calling him Zhen.
"I remembered that I still have something to do. I have to leave quickly. I'll be back in a few days.”
The Jade Emperor was naturally unwilling to stay.
What kind of status did he have? If word got out that the dignified Jade Emperor of the Heavenly Court was going to welcome a lowly Dragon God, would he still have any face left?
"It's your daydreaming again. Dad, can you be more serious? The most important thing now is for your son to get married!”
Zhang Nianfan looked at the Jade Emperor seriously. He didn't understand what was the point of daydreaming.
This is the Journey to the West. So what if you become the emperor?
Was he not the Jade Emperor in the sky or a piece of meat in the mouth of a demon?
It seemed that he really had to talk to his father today. He couldn't let him go further and further down the path of neuroticism.
"Sit here and don't move. I'll go get some water. Today, we'll have a good chat.”
Zhang Nianfan pressed the Jade Emperor down on the stone bench, then went to the kitchen to get two bowls to fill with water.
This scene made Lu Ya, who was at the side, dumbfounded.
Jade Emperor?
Why was he here?
Father!
What was going on?
This little bastard who kidnapped me is the son of the Jade Emperor?
Lu Ya's eyes flashed with a sharp light. He finally understood. Zhang Nianfan was the son of the Jade Emperor.
Then this was easy to handle.
In his eyes, the Jade Emperor was nothing more than an ant, so the cultivation base of the Jade Emperor's son would not be more than that of a Zenith Heaven Golden Immortal.
When his injuries healed and his cultivation recovered, he could play with this little bastard to death with one hand.
He was about to overthrow the Heavenly Court, and now, he hated Zhang Nianfan even more.
He was a dignified Quasi-Sage Three Corpses, yet he was being fed like a rooster.
I don't have any dignity left!
"Dad, you have to listen carefully to every word I say next, because this is the philosophy of life.”
Zhang Nianfan looked at the Jade Emperor earnestly and said earnestly.
The Jade Emperor was speechless for a moment. Why would I let a little brat like you lecture me on life philosophy?
"Tell me."
Who asked his cheap son to be so mysterious? Perhaps this dog's mouth could really spit out ivory.
"First, Dad, you can't be so careless in the future. Don't dream of becoming an emperor anymore.
What's the use even if you sit on the throne? Even if he encountered a demon, he would still be a plate of meat, right? He was not the Jade Emperor in the sky. The most common people in the mortal world were emperors, and the ones who died the fastest were still emperors.
So, don't dream of becoming an emperor in the future.”
Looking at Zhang Nianfan's serious face, the Jade Emperor almost spat out his water.
Damn it, your father is the Jade Emperor, why would I dream of being an emperor?
You look down on your father too much!
"Secondly, which is the most important thing now, my future father-in-law is coming, which is also your future in-law. When he comes, you must not call him Zhen again, understand?”
"Do I still need a little brat like you to manage me?”
The Jade Emperor was speechless. Was this his son? Why did it feel like he was like a son, but this little bastard was like his father!
"Look, it's happening again. What do you mean? When you become the Jade Emperor, you can call yourself me.”
Zhang Nianfan took a sip of water. He realized that his father had been poisoned too deeply, and it would be difficult for him to teach him a lesson.
What the f * ck!
The Jade Emperor's face was as red as a donkey's liver. Who in the three worlds dared to speak to him like that?
It was only this little bastard in front of him.
Why did he have such a little brat?
"Your father, I, am the Jade Emperor!”
the Jade Emperor said, panting.
"What is it? Dad, you're actually the Jade Emperor!" Zhang Nianfan's eyes widened as he looked at the Jade Emperor.
Seeing Zhang Nianfan's shocked expression, the Jade Emperor smiled proudly and said,""Are you afraid now?"
"Yes, you know what I'm afraid of now. I've also played along with you just now. You've even become the Jade Emperor, so you can't dream of being an emperor anymore, understand? I'll lower your level."
Zhang Nianfan was speechless.
This father of his was really possessed. No wonder this old lady was angered to death by him.
Puff ~~~
The Jade Emperor spat out a mouthful of water. It turned out that this kid was just acting with him just now!
But I'm really the Jade Emperor!
"Father, what we are going to talk about next is the important matter of your life. In the future, you will no longer have the dream of becoming an emperor, so naturally, you will not be able to just eat at home.
I'm going to buy some sheep at the market in a few days. In the future, you can herd sheep at home!”
Zhang Nianfan said solemnly. He had been thinking about this for a few days.
His family was not rich, and he did not have the heart to let his father do manual labor. This job of herding sheep was not tiring. When the sheep grew up, he could sell them for more money, which was enough to subsidize the family.
Plop ~~~
Lu Ya, who was eating corn, felt his legs go weak and fell to the ground. He looked at the father and son in confusion.
To be precise, he was looking at Zhang Nianfan.
Although Lu Ya wanted to take back his position as the Heavenly Emperor, he had to feel wronged for the Jade Emperor.
You said you were the Jade Emperor, the Great Heavenly Venerate of the three worlds, and the Heavenly Emperor of the myriad worlds.
He actually needed to herd sheep to feed himself.
Are you two trying to make me laugh to death and end all your grudges?
The Jade Emperor was dumbfounded. He stared at Zhang Nianfan blankly and rubbed his ears.
He wondered if he had heard wrongly.
What did this little bastard just say?
You want me to herd sheep?
What the f * ck!
I'm the Jade Emperor, and you want me to herd sheep?
"You little brat, you actually want me to herd sheep? You're rebelling!"
"If you don't want to herd sheep, you can herd cows. However, our family doesn't have that much money to buy you a cow.”
Zhang Nianfan said awkwardly. After all, they didn't have much money left.
"What? You want me to herd cows? I'll beat you to death today, you little bastard.”
The Jade Emperor stood up to hit Zhang Nianfan.
"Look, it's happening again. When I'm excited, I'll say, I've said it many times. It's time to wake up from this emperor's dream.”
Zhang Nianfan said as he ran, and the yard was in a mess.
After a long while, the two of them sat down calmly.
"Dad, to be honest, if you really don't want to herd sheep or cows, you can make baskets at home.”
"Little bastard, if you say another word of nonsense, I'll kill you today.”
The Jade Emperor was so angry that his face was red and his neck was thick as he looked at Zhang Nianfan. He was still panting heavily.
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