If You Call Ma Yun Over, I'll Eat Three catties of Shit
It was as if everyone had made an agreement.
They laughed in unison.
Under the laughter.
The audience's reaction was extremely strong.
" It's a 6, it's a 6 this time!!"
"I've been too narrow-minded. I thought that Brother Richest was just asking a few celebrities to come over to support him. I didn't expect him to directly ask Ma Yun to come over.”
"At first, I thought I heard wrong. But when I saw everyone say that, I realized that it wasn't that I heard wrong. It's just that Brother Richest is too good at bragging.”
"What do you mean by boasting? Best Actor wasn't bragging, he was acting!”
"I'm Buddha, I'm completely Buddha."
"Brother Richest Man: What can I do? The director asked me to act like this."
" Director: I'm sorry, newbie actor. Please forgive me.”
[Ma Yun: It's fine if WeChat merchants are leeching off my popularity now, but you're leeching off a f * cking lousy show?]？？”
"I, Old Ma, can be considered a respectable person. Don't I have some face?？？”
Clearly, no one present believed that Chen Feng had just been on the phone with Ma Yun.
Including his wife.
However, Chen Feng did not care at all. He sat on the sofa that had been prepared on the stage and calmly looked at the audience who were laughing.
There was no trace of embarrassment or panic in his eyes. It gave people the feeling that he was looking at a group of clowns.
In the eyes of the audience, this confident look became a lack of confidence.
When the guests on the same stage saw this, they all looked at Chen Feng.
One of the guests was very close to Chen Feng. He did not care too much. He looked at Chen Feng and gave him a thumbs up."Brother, I really admire you. After bragging, you can still sit here so calmly. If it were me, I would have hidden long ago.”
After the eldest brother finished speaking, his wife could not help but speak. A very thick northeastern accent came directly.
"Oh my god, Big Brother, where did you learn how to perform? I'll go and take a look tomorrow. I was just about to start a live broadcast and was worried about where to go to further my studies.”
The audience once again burst into laughter at the guests 'words.
As for Chen Feng, he still had an indifferent expression on his face as he turned a deaf ear to these things.
To be able to become the richest person in the world, even with the help of the system, Chen Feng's tolerance and maturity were not something these people could compare to.
Some things, the more you explain, the more others will misunderstand.
Instead of explaining like a clown, it was better to wait for Ma Yun to come out and determine who was better.
Backstage.
A few staff members looked at their director in a daze.
Then, she whispered,"Boss, where did you hire this actor? How can he be so good at bragging?"？Did you arrange the script? If it was you, how would we make it up to you? With our ability, it would be difficult to even hire a Ma Yun.”
Facing his subordinate's words.
The director almost cried.
He really hoped that the other party was invited by him. If he was the one who invited them, they would definitely listen to him.
However, this person was not invited by him.
However, it was useless to explain so much now.
The current solution was to make things right.
As for Ma Yun, he did not believe her at all.
Chen Feng, do you really know Ma Yun? Why would you f * cking participate in this lousy show for a prize of tens of thousands of yuan?？？
Chen Feng, do you really know Ma Yun? You only borrowed 100 million yuan from her?？？？？
Who would believe that?
However, no matter what Chen Feng was up to, he had taken the wrong medicine. The other party was now the Bodhisattva of the production team.
If he was eliminated, the show's viewership would instantly be halved.
This program was his hope for promotion. As long as the program's viewership ratings exceeded 50%, and the number of viewers in the live broadcast room exceeded 80 million or even 100 million.
Then he would definitely get a promotion and a raise.
Therefore, he could not let Chen Feng court death like this.
For this reason, he frowned and began to ponder, thinking about a solution.
After a few minutes, he suddenly thought of a solution. He quickly patted the other person's thigh and said,"I got it!"
"Aiyo, I say, my great director, why did you slap my thigh when you thought of a way!”
The staff member who was slapped on the thigh cried out in pain when he was slapped so suddenly.
"Aren't I afraid of pain?" The director subconsciously replied when he saw the other party wailing.
"I'm f * cking speechless!!!!!”When the person who was photographed heard this, he was speechless and directly complained.
.......
Back in the live broadcast room.
After Chen Feng instructed Ma Yun.
The topic of discussion was endless, with all kinds of crazy discussions. Of course, the main ones were still complaints.
Amid the ridicule, the joke makers came online one after another and began to joke around.
"Brother Mogul frowned and started to think about who to make up next.”
"Brother Richest is so unkind. Why did you call Ma Yun? Am I, Ma Huateng, unworthy of your eyes?？”
"Ma Huateng says that I'm not convinced!”
"Wang Shi: Do I have no face to buy things? Brother Mogul!"
" Wang Jianlin: Fortunately, Brother Mogul didn't ask me to buy anything. Otherwise, it would have delayed me from earning a few small goals.”
"Big Sister Dong: Just Ma Yun? Are you looking down on us women?"
" Lei Jun: Sigh, if you don't love me, then you don't love me. In the past, you used to call me Little Lei Lei when you ran errands. Now, when I go on programs, I look for Ma Yun. I've forgotten about love!”
Under the teasing of countless people, a few innocent people couldn't help but speak.
"Aren't you afraid that the other party will really call out Ma Yun?”
"Don't say it. Look at this person's temperament. I feel that the phone call just now was real.”
"Yes, I listened carefully to the voice on the phone. It really does sound like Ma Yun's voice.”
With these words, he came out.
The netizens could not find it interesting to begin with, so they immediately grabbed a few people and started bombarding them.
"No way, no way. There are still idiots in this day and age?？？”
"Idiots aren't scary.”
"I'll have to trouble you to read more books since you've missed out on your nine-year mission.”
"I can't imagine that there are two talents in this small live broadcast room.”
"Shocking, the Crouching Dragon Phoenix Chick has appeared in the live broadcast room.”
"I'm not joking. If he can really call Ma Yun over, I'll stand upside down and eat three pounds of sh * t!!”
"Begging for bean sacks, I'll double it!"
" Wait, I'll super double it."
"Three catties? If the foreigner next door sees us, he might think that we can't afford it. Three catties per person, I said it!!”
"Sooner or later, I'll laugh to death at you silly netizens.”
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