Shark livestream.
In a live broadcast room.
"Sigh! It was another early morning. Good morning, everyone!”
"Let me call my girlfriend first.”
As he spoke, Ian picked up the phone by the bed.
He played the pre-recorded conversation.
The voice on the phone said," Good morning, hubby. Sob, sob, sob. You're so handsome today!"”
It was a standard 2D loli voice.
Ian raised his hand and stroked his hair, which had just woken up.
"You're so sweet. Give me a kiss.”
The phone's voice recording said,"”
……
At this point.
The bullet comments in the live broadcast room could not help but jump out.
There were very few bullet comments, and they could all be seen at a glance.
"Morning your sister. I'm already having lunch.”
"Pfft! Why hasn't the host gone to the hospital yet? Is he starting a live broadcast again?!”
"I beg of you, please gather enough money to give the streamer an account!”
"Can you not let us see your phone recording when you're on the phone with your girlfriend?”
……
It was obvious.
Ian, who had transmigrated to a parallel world, became a small streamer.
But-
The people who came to watch his live broadcast were either bored to death.
She could only be merciful and hope that one day, Ian would be able to successfully register.
There was no other reason.
Ian's livestream was too boring.
Otherwise, he would talk to the recording on his phone.
Otherwise, he would count the number of cars passing by the roadside at home.
Otherwise, they would wait at home for the power to go out.
What was ridiculous was-
There were still more than a thousand fans in his live broadcast room watching his various tricks.
What was even more ridiculous was…
Previously, a fan was waiting for the blackout with Ian.
In the end, Ian fell asleep. The fans were so tired that their eyes went black and they entered the ICU!
The recording ended.
Ding! Congratulations to the host for obtaining 10 aura points!
Ding! Congratulations to the host for obtaining 13 aura points!
Ding! Congratulations to the host for obtaining 5 aura points!
Ian nodded in satisfaction when he heard the system notification in his mind.
That's right.
This was Ian's system.
Its name was 'Sexy Broken Legs Livestream System.'
As long as the content of Ian's livestream was provocative enough, he would be able to earn some popularity points.
Flirtatious points could be exchanged for all kinds of mysterious things, even money!
However, in her previous life, she had seen through the life of a rich second-generation heir.
Ian only wanted to be a small streamer and enjoy the moment!
It was commonly known as seeing through the mortal world and tempering oneself!
To put it bluntly, he was poor.
The amount of Aura Points he had now was barely enough to maintain his living needs!!
He got up, stretched, and washed up!
Then, the luxurious Kang Shuai Fu super large beef instant noodles were arranged.
"Wow! Brother, this brand is not good. The super large beef is not even as big as the dust on my arm.”
As soon as he finished speaking.
The live broadcast room was flooded with vomiting emojis.
Talk is talk.
Five minutes later, the instant noodle bucket was even cleaner than a washed bowl.
He threw away the trash.
Ian pondered for a moment and said,"Brothers, I'll livestream how many seeds there are in the dragon fruit today!"!”
"F * ck! Could it be any more boring? This is even more ridiculous than counting cars!"
"It's good for rice! It's really f * cking delicious! I, who was eating lunch, quickly added another bowl of rice and waited for it to go with the rice!”
"F * ck, if it weren't for the fact that you still have some looks, I would have already closed the stage.”
"As expected of the most boring live broadcast in the entire Sharks.”
“ 1”
“ 2”
……
He did as he was told.
Under the watchful eyes of the audience.
Ian approached the old refrigerator at home and took out a fresh dragon fruit and cut it in half.
Then, he took out a toothpick.
He adjusted the camera in the live broadcast room.
In the next second.
He began to pick the seeds.
"One."
"Two."
"Three."
"Four."
“……”
The live broadcast room: "!!!"
"I've f * cking seen boring people, but I've never seen anyone as boring as you.”
"I was speechless the moment I came up. This is getting more and more overboard!”
"Brother Meng, let's crowdfund it. Hurry up and give the streamer an account!”
"That's right! If this continues, I'm afraid the streamer will really go crazy.”
"He's a good child. Why is there something wrong with his brain? Sigh!"
……
He ignored the reaction in the live broadcast room.
Ian started another boring day.
Three hours later.
" 2341!!!"
"Brother Meng, the results are out! I'm asking you if you're afraid!"
Ding! Congratulations to the host for obtaining 33 aura points!
Ding! Congratulations to the host for obtaining 22 aura points!
Ding! Congratulations to the host for obtaining 12 aura points!
The system's voice proved the reaction of the live broadcast room.
However, Ian's eyes lit up at this moment!
What?
The number of flirtatious points had increased compared to the previous live broadcast?!
So this group of idiots liked to broadcast this!!
That's easy!
At the thought of this.
Ian looked at the camera with an expression that said,"I know you guys are cute."
"Brother Meng, I've decided. Counting dragon fruit seeds is too boring.”
"Next, I'll bring you guys to do something exciting. Let's go and count how many ants there are downstairs in our neighborhood!”
"???"
"Streamer, it's true. If you don't want to register, you can just find a f * cking jail to sit in!”
……
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