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Hearing this shout.

"Hehe, you're still too inexperienced to fight me!" Ian smiled.”

Then…

Ian turned around.

"Sigh…This is a chance that can't be missed. You're making things difficult for me!"”

"Ah, this…"

When the seven of them heard that, they immediately panicked.

Although they were very satisfied with this kind of life where they robbed the rich and gave to the poor every day, they felt like they were wandering in the martial arts world.

However, when she saw Ian's ability to conjure something out of thin air just now...

They immediately realized that there was always someone better.

He had met an expert today!

According to the TV show, this was an opportunity that they had to seize.

If he could learn this, he would be able to transform into something out of thin air when he robbed the rich and helped the poor in the future. How awesome would that be!

As the saying goes, every man has a dress in his heart…

Ah pui!

They all had a heart that was as pretentious as a dress!

In just an instant!

The leader of the seven was Yuan Hua.

He narrowed his eyes as if he had an idea.

"Quick, do you still have the money you robbed last time?”

"Give it all to me!"

Yuan Hua urged the people behind him.

Seeing this.

The few of them were stunned for a moment before they obediently took out the money from their pockets.

Collect the money of seven people.

Yuan Hua handed it to Ian respectfully.

"Ba Ba! Do you think this money is enough? Please, we were in the wrong just now. Just sell us a few copies of the secret manual!”

"Yes, sir! I beg you! Great Immortal Ba Ba!"

The others followed suit.

"This…"

"Alright then!"

After pretending to be conflicted again.

Ian took out the remaining elementary school questions from the system.

"Go back and study it well. The last page has the answer. When all of you get it right, it will be considered a success!”

"Good! Thank you, Ba Ba! Thank you, Ba Ba!"

The few of them took the test questions excitedly and quickly flipped through them.

At this moment.

A silly young man next to him scratched his head and said,"Boss, we don't understand this?”

"What do you know! Are immortal techniques something that we can understand at a glance?”

"We need to go back and study this carefully!”

"Let's go! Let's go back and study it now!"

Before he left.

The three of them did not forget to bid farewell to Ian.

The netizens were stunned.

After the seven of them left.

Luo Xiaoli was the first to rush over and worship him,""Wow! Ian, you're so amazing!"

"Of course! Don't you know who I am?"

Ian counted the money while showing off.

Xiao Xiao also followed closely behind with a dumbfounded expression. She said in disbelief,"That's it? This group of people was so easy to deceive!”

Actually, this was the first time she had met this group of people.

However, he had heard a lot of legends about them when he was young. Anyway, the adults in the village said that it was unbelievable.

He had also told the children more than once that no matter when they encountered it, they just had to pay.

They wouldn't hurt anyone.

However, looking at it today…

That didn't seem to be the case.!

"Pfft, haha! What the hell was this? What the hell did I just experience?"

"For a moment, I thought that I had transmigrated just now. Hahaha!”

"That's not the main point. The main point is that the idiotic streamer's elementary school questions were sold out.”

"Ah, I don't know if I should laugh or not. Where did these playful youths come from?”

"Didn't they say that they were the Seven Heroes of the Gourd Mountain?”

"Pfft! Xiu-Er, shut up!"

……

Regarding the bullet comments in the live broadcast room.

Ian had no intention of paying attention to it at all.

At this moment, his mind was on money.

"I'm rich, I'm rich! This was much more profitable than delivering food!”

"In the future, I'll sell the elementary school exam questions here!”

The live broadcast room was speechless.

Puff!

As expected!

The idiot was still the idiot!

It didn't matter whether he had money or not!

……

The interlude ended.

The three of them continued on their way.

However, there were no more problems after that.

Soon, they arrived at Xiao Xiao's house.

He met Xiao Xiao's father and explained his intentions.

Everyone began to get busy with the matter of bringing the goods for the next day.

The next morning.

Ian turned on the livestream early.

"Brothers, good morning. Let's not talk about anything else and get straight to the point!”

"Look at this orchard in front of me. It's big, big!”

"Look at this fruit tree again. It has many, many eggs!”

"Today! Everyone, give me some face! I'll buy it and try it even if I have to sell everything!"

"This is a f * cking immortal fruit!"

"Take a bite! It will strengthen your body!"

"Eat two mouthfuls! Replenishing, Kidney, Essence!"

"Eat three mouthfuls! Stand tall and not fall!"

"Eat one! A sleepless night!"

……

A wave of prepared promotional messages was read out.

The bullet comments in the live broadcast room instantly rolled.

"Ah pui! Is this a f * cking fruit, or is this the first spring???”

"Pfft! The fruit tree had so many eggs, hahahaha!”

"Idiot streamer, this is the first time I've seen someone so f * cking good.”

"I wanted to buy it to try, but I don't have a girlfriend, so forget it!”

"Ah, this hurts my heart. Then I won't buy it either!”

"No, no! Unless you show us!"

"Yes, yes, we can have this!”

……

He looked at the bullet comments in the live broadcast room.

Ian was stunned for a moment.

Then he said confidently,"So you don't believe me."”

"Let me tell you, brothers, these fruits are really sweet. They're all grown at home.”

"The fertilizer that is usually used is fresh from the villagers squatting here.”

"It's pure and natural. It absorbs the spiritual energy of heaven and earth. It blooms once every three thousand years and bears fruit once every five thousand years!”

"It only ripened this year. It's the blessing of your ancestors that allowed you to meet it.”

"???"

"Look, I just casually picked one. It's all delicious!”

As he spoke, Ian casually picked one.

"Oh…I can't help but feel dizzy when I smell the fruit peel!”

"Take a bite and look. It's pink and tender, fresh and juicy, and the juice splatters everywhere!”

"Wow! It's so delicious…Ugh!"

"Ugh!"

"Ugh!"

"F * ck! What the f * ck is this? It's more sour than old vinegar!”

He felt the sourness that struck his soul.

Ian felt his teeth chattering.

“????”

“????”

"You said it was fresh and juicy, but why do I only see dry and dry?”

"What's the situation with the host? You must be so touched that you want to vomit!"

"The first toast? Streamer, be moral!"

“????”

The live broadcast room was instantly filled with question marks!

……

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