Chosen Siheyuan: Break the legs of a stalker at the beginning of the game!
1 Choose Silly Pillar! Break the leg of the stick!

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"There's actually such a TV series. I'm so angry!”

He Yuzhu let out a furious roar, and his vision completely darkened.

He happened to discover a TV series from a few years ago. The main character had the same name as him.

Therefore, he stayed up late to finish watching the movie.

Then, he was really angered to death!

After an unknown period of time, a voice appeared in He Yuzhu's consciousness.

"Ding!"

"Congratulations, host. You are about to be reborn into a world full of birds and courtyards. The divine selection system has been activated!”

"Host, please choose your opening identity!"

[Option 1: Xu Damao will be rewarded with ten times his monthly salary!]

[Option 2: Awesome meme, reward: Stealing Skill!]

[Option 3: Silly Pillar, reward: 10 times your monthly salary, Stealing Skill, Divine Cooking Skill!]

Hearing this voice, He Yuzhu was stunned for a moment.

Although he was angered to death, he had obtained a chance to be reborn and the system!

He chose his identity at the start of the game!

Was there even a need to think?

Of course, he would choose Silly Pillar!

Not for the reward, not for the same name, just to vent his anger, he had to choose Silly Pillar!

"I choose Silly Pillar!"

He Yuzhu roared in his heart.

"Ding!"

"Congratulations to the host for choosing Silly Pillar at the start of the game. You are rewarded with ten times your monthly salary, the Stealing Skill, and divine-level cooking skills!”

The system's voice sounded.

Then, He Yuzhu felt a flash in front of his eyes.

He slowly opened his eyes.

He found himself in the back kitchen of the rolling mill.

He was sitting on a stool with a pot of steaming tea in front of him.

He took a sip from the teacup. He Yuzhu looked at the environment and found that it was exactly the same as in the TV series.

"Hahaha!"

"I've been reborn into a world full of birds and courtyards. This time, there's something to play with!”

He Yuzhu smiled.

At this moment, he saw a mouse-like figure sneaking into the kitchen.

It was a boy in his early teens, holding a small bottle in his hand.

Awesome!

This thief, this ingrate, is here to steal the soy sauce!

In the past, Silly Zhu would have turned a blind eye and let it go for Qin Huairu's sake.

However, things were different now.

When he was watching the TV series, He Yuzhu hated this little bastard to the core.

He couldn't be called a little brat, but a wolf cub!

Ungrateful wretch!

"Ding!"

"The system has given you three choices!”

[Option 1: Allow the stick to steal the soy sauce. Reward: a bottle of soy sauce.]

[Option 2: Break the leg of the stick. Reward: God-level Wing Chun Fist.]

[Option 3: Teach the meme a lesson, give the meme a bottle of soy sauce, and reward him with the title 'Stupid.']

He had to break his legs!

F * ck you! I don't want any rewards today, but I'll beat you to death, you little thief!

At this moment, the stick had already secretly poured a small bottle of soy sauce into his bottle, wanting to escape from the kitchen.

Shazhu immediately picked up a rolling pin and threw it out.

According to the normal storyline, this hit would not have hit the target.

But the current Silly Pillar was no longer the same as before.

He had the Stealing Skill!

The greatest use of the Stealing Skill was to steal things.

However, if he wanted to steal something, he had to have enough speed and accuracy to succeed in an instant!

Therefore, Silly Pillar's speed and accuracy were very good, almost god-level!

Bang!

The rolling pin flew out and hit the stick's calf.

"Aiya!"

The stick felt a pain in his calf and fell to the ground.

The soy sauce bottle in his hand was also broken, and his hand was cut by the broken glass!

The meme was still stunned and did not react for a while.

Silly Zhu had already rushed in front of him and pulled his ear.

With his other hand, he picked up the rolling pin and hit the stick's butt and legs.

Bang bang bang!

The tattered cotton pants on the stick were covered in dust.

Only then did the meme start to cry!

Silly Zhu's disciple, Ma Hua, was dumbfounded!

He had never seen his master so ruthless!

He knew his master very well. He had a foul mouth and was very impulsive, but he was actually very soft-hearted. He often helped Qin Huairu's family.

Silly Zhu had always been smiling at this little bastard.

What was going on today?

"Master…"

Ma Hua walked over in fear and trepidation, wanting to stop Silly Zhu.

"I won't learn if you're good. You'll learn to steal!"

"This belongs to the rolling mill. How can you steal it?”

Silly Zhu hit him with the stick again, the rolling pin in his hand broke!

Kacha!

The stick was already dazed from the beating. His entire body was numb, and his left leg was directly fractured!

A child's bones were not hard enough to begin with, and they were easy to break. Silly Zhu had put in a lot of effort, so could he not break them?

Ma Hua was dumbfounded. It was as if this was the first time he had met his master.

"Ding! Congratulations to the host for breaking the leg of the stick. The reward is the god-level Wing Chun Fist!”

The system's voice sounded.

Silly Zhu instantly felt a surge of warmth in his muscles and nerves.

The moves of Wing Chun Fist had been memorized by his heart and formed into muscle memory, as if he had practiced it countless times!

Awesome!

To deal with evil people, one had to use their fists. This god-level Wing Chun Fist would be useful in the future.

Silly Pillar was very satisfied with this.

The stick cried loudly and limped out, coincidentally bumping into Xu Damao.

Xu Damao looked at it. Wasn't this a great joke?

Why was this little devil crying like this? There was even blood on her hands?

Xu Damao was very confused and walked into the kitchen.

Seeing Xu Damao come, Silly Zhu sneered in his heart.

The meme was a little ingrate, and Xu Damao was even more of a dog. Silly Zhu wanted to kill him when he watched the TV series!

Now, just as he was done with the meme, Xu Damao came knocking on his door.

This was simply like using a flashlight in a latrine pit, courting death!

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