"Bow to Heaven and Earth!"
"Second bow!"
"Husband and wife bow!"
"Once the ceremony is complete, send him to the bridal chamber!"
Ao Lie got married again, but this time it was fake. He was just putting on an act to deceive Zhu Bajie.
"Cuilan, is this really okay? You won't be able to get married in the future. Don't you regret it?”
Gao Cuilan shook her head." In the future, if you cultivate immortality, what does it matter if you don't get married?”
"Alright then!"
The guests of the Gao family said that they had not lost money this time because they could eat two days of the wedding banquet.
Ao Lie shuttled between the tables. He had to entertain them!
In contrast, the three people in a corner were laughing bitterly. They were none other than Tang Sanzang and his disciples.
Because of Tang Sanzang, this table was filled with vegetarian dishes. Not only was there no meat or fish, but they were also not allowed to drink wine. This made Sun Wukong very dissatisfied!
As expected, he could only drink and eat meat when he was with Ao Lie.
Zhu Bajie looked at Ao Lie, who was shuttling back and forth, with a face full of envy, jealousy, and hatred!
"They are both demons, so why is he so acceptable? Isn't this discrimination?"
"Idiot, isn't this simple? You're ugly!"
Zhu Bajie received 10,000 tons of damage!
"Bajie, don't tell me you still haven't given up?”
"No, no, Master, how would I dare?”
"Bajie, I'll give you a piece of advice. Women are tigers, you can't touch them!”
Sun Wukong suddenly shouted," Bodhisattva, why are you here?"”
"Sister Guan Yin!"
Tang Sanzang immediately looked around." Where? Where?"
He had fallen into a trap!
As expected, they were greeted with disdainful looks from the two of them!
"Cough cough ~ Sister Guan Yin is a female Bodhisattva and goddess, so she's not a woman!”
"Master, if Bodhisattva knows your dirty thoughts, he will definitely kill you!”
"Nonsense, what bad intentions can I have? I love and worship Guanyin!”
"Tsk!"
Ao Lie was going to get married, so the Buddhist scripture team naturally had to stay one more day!
At this moment, Ao Lie walked over and toasted.
"Big brother, congratulations!"
"Thank you, thank you!"
Zhu Bajie snorted coldly and turned his head away. Sun Wukong, on the other hand, was desperately trying to give out hints.
"Eh? Why isn't there any wine and meat on this table? That won't do!"
"Men, bring wine and meat. How can you treat my companions so slowly? What is this?"
"Big brother, monks…"
"Little brother, you're wrong. Today is big brother's big day, how can you spoil it?”
"That's right, that's right, Master. It's only today that I'm fine!”
"But…"
"No buts. Didn't you eat meat last time? You've already broken your precepts, why are you still fussing over this?"
Tang Sanzang was depressed. Wasn't it because he was seduced by you?
Soon, the wine and meat were served. Sun Wukong gave Ao Lie a thumbs up and picked it up to eat.
"I want to eat too!"
Zhu Bajie decided to turn his grief into appetite.
"Amitabha! Let's make it clear first that we can only do it today and not in the future!”
Ao Lie had wanted to force Tang Sanzang to drink a few cups of wine, but he refused. Instead, Sun Wukong and Zhu Bajie were drunk.
In the bridal chamber, the two of them were speechless. The atmosphere was a little awkward and ambiguous!
"That... if... If you want, I can!”
Ao Lie's eyes widened, only to see Gao Cuilan's face turning red with embarrassment. She lowered her head and didn't dare to look at him!
"I'm leaving soon. I can't harm you!”
"The night is long. I'll teach you immortal techniques!”
"Oh!"
Cuilan Gao was a little disappointed!
Zhu Bajie sat in the courtyard, looking at the moon alone. Who knew if he was thinking of Cuilan or Chang'e?
Sun Wukong woke up in the middle of the night to pee. He was a little surprised to see him." Fool, why aren't you sleeping yet?"”
"Don't disturb me. I'm paying homage to my dead love!”
"The most painful thing in the world is to love but not get it! Fairy Chang'e, do you remember that Tian Peng who was infatuated with you?”
"What is love in the world? I've been missing you so much that I'm sick!"
"Sigh, how melancholic!"
Sun Wukong shuddered and quickly turned around to run! "Disgusting monkey!"
"Ding! Mission completed. Congratulations to the host for obtaining: A million merit points, a pure white lotus!"
The next morning, the Gao family sent their son-in-law off, and Cuilan looked reluctant to part with him!
"I'm leaving. Remember to cultivate well!”
"Okay, be careful!"
Under the reluctant gazes of the Gaos, Ao Lie gathered the three of them and left Gao Village.
"You can stay," said Zhu Bajie sourly."How can a wife be better than a Buddhist scripture?"”
"Huh? Are you stupid? There are so many beauties in the world, how can I give up the entire forest for a tree?”
Tang Sanzang: Is this what people say?
What's so good about women?
"What?" How dare you treat Cuilan like this? You heartless man!"
"What does it have to do with you how I treat her?"
"I..."
Zhu Bajie was extremely aggrieved!
"Besides, which man doesn't fall in love with every woman he sees? You dare to say that you're not? As for whether or not he could enjoy the blessings of everyone, that would depend on his own ability!”
Zhu Bajie was at a loss for words.
"Also, I'm a dragon!"
Tang Sanzang: Oh right, big brother is not human!
Sun Wukong: So? What was so good about women?
Zhu Bajie said: The dragon's nature is originally lascivious! What a powerful excuse! What a powerful reason! I really envy the Dragon King's Crystal Palace!
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