Leading the New Tide of Crosstalk
He had already used up most of the Eight Fan Screen's potential. Han Jiuxin also felt that it was about time to withdraw his divine power.
If he continued to let himself go like this, it would be easy for him to be punished once he got off the stage…
"Look, with the start-up funds, can we buy a house and land?”
Li Jiuchun frowned and seemed to disagree.""I say, the two of us together, according to the price you said, after scolding, it will be at most 400,000 yuan.”
Han Jiuxin immediately retorted angrily with a straight face,"How is it not enough!"
"Nonsense, can 400,000 yuan buy a toilet in Beijing now?”
The housing prices were rising day by day. Li Jiuchun's complaint immediately resonated with the audience below the stage and they all laughed.
After all, according to Han Jiuxin's performance, it would be wishful thinking if the two of them wanted to use 400,000 yuan to buy a house and land to get 18 million yuan. To put it bluntly, if this was not handled well, this crosstalk would be a mess.
Han Jiuxin looked at Li Jiuchun and rolled his eyes."I told you that I bought a house in Beijing?”
Li Jiuchun was stunned…
"When did I tell you that I wanted to buy a house in Beijing?”
Li Jiuchun once again realized that he had spoken too early.
"Then where do you plan to go?"
Han Jiuxin grunted and said exaggeratedly,""Baby, I also have a senior.”
"You also have seniors?"”
"Of course, of course, my crotch is on fire, my crotch is on fire!”
"Where did you learn to be witty? I just want to ask, did a senior like you also quit Deyun House and scold Guo Degang?”
"Eh!"
"Phew!"
The audience below the stage was cheering.
"Is the crosstalk between these two people so closely related?”
"Liu Pi, if you don't die after this, you'll definitely be a big shot in the future.”
"What are you all laughing at?"
When he was talking about the seniors, he couldn't help but go to the toilet and didn't hear the key thing.
When the audience next to him explained it to him, he laughed so hard that his face turned red and his neck became thick. He shouted for his life!
Han Jiuxin was stunned for a moment. He looked at Li Jiuchun."Try not to talk as much as possible. Are you still going to earn money..."
Li Jiuchun didn't even need to answer as the audience below the stage raised the question.
"Have you scolded him?"
"Have you scolded him?"
"Have you scolded him?"
In the beginning, the audience shouted these four words in a very disorderly manner. However, as they shouted, everyone began to shout.
The entire venue was filled with the shouts of the audience. They all asked the actors on the stage if they had scolded them…
Usually, when such a scene appeared in De Yun House, they would shout for a refund!
Han Jiuxin had set a precedent.
Li Jiuchun placed his fan on the table, looking as if he was going to do as he pleased.
To be honest, Han Jiuxin really didn't expect the audience to suddenly jeer at him.
After all, the main purpose of this modified Eight Fan Screen was to court death…
Who would have thought that the audience would listen to him and even take the initiative to interact with him? It was really surprising.
Guo Degang sat in his chair as steady as Mount Tai as he listened to the tsunami-like voices outside.
His eyes were filled with surprise.
Han Jiuxin, what a great Ba Shan Ping!
After Han Jiuxin's adaptation, this enlightening joke had been given a special label, except for the fact that it sounded a little awkward to the person involved!
Amazing!
"Brother Qian 'er, what do you think?"
Yu Qian could not help but shake his head when he heard the drum-like shouts in his ears.
"De Gang, this disciple of yours is really evil!”
It wasn't as if the old couple didn't have anyone serving them. Hearing their conversation, the pressure in their hearts instantly rose.
Han Jiuxin…Had he already been valued by his master?
After shouting for about two to three minutes, Han Jiuxin ignored the audience, and the audience's voices gradually quieted down.
No matter what, one person could not fight against thousands of people. If you were loud, they could be even louder.
When the audience had almost quieted down, Han Jiuxin started laughing.
Pointing at the audience, Han Jiuxin chuckled.""I said, were these people the ones who started the fight just now?”
"Yes, sir!"
Li Jiuchun had no chance to open his mouth. The audience had already answered for him.
Han Jiuxin's snicker turned into laughter in an instant.
"That's great, we don't allow anyone to jeer when we perform crosstalk, and we don't charge anyone when we listen to crosstalk. We'll charge them double the amount of money when we jeer. Jiu Chun, hurry down and collect the money, we'll have another sum of starting capital!”
Han Jiuxin's rare money-grubber behavior made the audience laugh.
At this moment, it was Li Jiuchun's turn to shine."Why don't you take a knife and go down to snatch it?”
Han Jiuxin was a little troubled…
"They have more people."
"So there won't be many people if I go down?" Li Jiuchun was anxious.”
"Stop fooling around. I still have to keep a useful body to earn money…"
"Eight million!"
When the audience below the stage heard the thousand words, they became interested again and shouted in unison.
"Alright, thank you…"
Li Jiuchun tugged at him." Alright, just say it properly. What the hell is this?"”
Han Jiuxin glanced at him." Let's talk nicely. Where were we?"”
"Speaking of which, did your senior scold Guo Degang?”
"Eh!"
Sometimes, when the side-character actors were bad, it was quite a headache.
Li Jiuchun's words were equivalent to putting Han Jiuxin's efforts back to square one.
Han Jiuxin knew that he couldn't hide anymore, so he said honestly,""I really haven't scolded him. He can't bear to.”
"Heh, it's not easy for him to earn money. There's no need to scold Guo Degang..."
"Why don't I say that he's a senior? He started with 600 yuan!”
"Whoa!"
Li Jiuchun was shocked. 600 yuan to start a business?
"This senior is in real estate?"
"Ah! Isn't it real estate?"
Li Jiuchun pursed his lips." Is six hundred yuan enough to buy a square centimeter?"”
"One square centimeter?" Han Jiuxin smiled. 51 Mu!"
"51 Mu?"
Han Jiuxin nodded repeatedly.
Li Jiuchun was puzzled. How can you sell such cheap land?"
"Of course, Chaidamu!" Han Jiuxin chuckled.”
Li Jiuchun's expression became very strange.""Chaidamu…Are you planning to build a subway? Chaidamu is outside the Third Ring Road.”
Han Jiuxin fell into deep thought.
It was during his delay that some of the audience gradually came back to their senses.
After all, they were all old audience members of De Yunshe, so they were familiar with De Yunshe's crosstalk.
What Han Jiuxin said was really familiar.
"Of course. What about my landlord? My senior's experience tells me that when we do real estate in Chaidamu, we must make it convenient for the landlord.”
"Is your senior called Guo Degang?" Li Jiuchun cried and laughed.”
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