You Have Zhang Liangji, I Have the Wall Ladder
"Nan Jing's audience is too enthusiastic. When we went on stage just now, I heard Cookie Bro say that today's audience is very lively.”
Han Jiuxin smiled and chatted with the audience.
Even though it was just a casual remark, it still made the audience's emotions follow him.
Crosstalk performances were like this. It was very important to go on stage and make friends with the audience.
After a simple self-introduction, Han Jiuxin began to talk about the work. When he announced the scene earlier, he had already said that they were going to talk about lantern riddles today.
Overall, this crosstalk was a very good crosstalk.
The key burden was nothing more than those lantern riddles. If this was dug out by others, the actors really had no good way to deal with it.
As for the Nan Jing colleagues, their eyes lit up as they waited below the stage!
They had heard before that Nanjing De Yunshe was going to have a character who would carry the cauldron. It was said that he was already a little famous in Yanjing.
He originally thought that the person who came was a ruthless character who was not easy to deal with.
When they heard the name of the show, they wanted to borrow money to make dumplings to celebrate.
Didn't this Han Jiuxin know that someone was digging at the theater?
He actually dared to perform such a crosstalk…
"I'll give you a lantern riddle, guess an idiom. The riddle is called five sentences, guess an idiom!”
Han Jiuxin would only be able to figure out the first riddle with his toes, so he deliberately said a simple one to test the waters.
Just as Li Jiuchun was about to open his mouth, someone below the stage spoke.
"A few words!"
Most of the audience didn't know the exact situation, but when they saw someone in the audience shouting out the lantern riddles, they found it funny and laughed along.
There was nothing that could make people laugh more than the awkwardness of others.
Li Jiuchun quickly added," Look, even the audience you're talking about knows. Who's the one with the low IQ?"”
Han Jiuxin's face turned red. He pointed at Li Jiuchun and said,""Why are you so proud? There are no parents who don't love their children. The one who spoke just now is your godfather, right?”
"Eh!"
Immediately after, Han Jiuxin covered up this matter and continued to set the questions. Before setting the questions, he specially told the audience not to give the supporting actor a chance. He would be done after he was ridiculed to death.
It sounded like a dispute between two actors on stage.
In reality, Han Jiuxin was telling the audience to stop messing around and focus on the performance.
The crosstalk actors had their own techniques to get the audience to say whatever they wanted to say. In just two sentences, Han Jiuxin had already hooked the audience who did not know the truth into nodding their heads repeatedly, looking forward to his next lantern riddle that stumped Li Jiuchun.
"To say that one of the Seven Celestial Maidens is married off is still an idiom!”
Han Jiuxin took out another traditional lantern riddle.
At this moment, someone in the audience made a strange sound again."I'm at a loss!"
This time, even some of the audience members were a little dissatisfied.
If Han Jiuxin hadn't asked for help, everyone would have treated it as a joke. However, the actor had already begged him, so who was still causing trouble for him?
Han Jiuxin smiled at the audience.
You can tell riddles, right? Have you heard of upside down lantern riddles?
Han Jiuxin gave Li Jiuchun a look without leaving a trace. He was already prepared for battle.
Li Jiuchun chuckled.”
Han Jiuxin said fiercely," Don't be anxious. This is because you have a lot of godfathers. I saved you some face just now. Wait for me to make things difficult for you!"”
"It's said that there's an old man who looks at three strands of hair in front and behind... How many strands of hair are there?"
Li Jiuchun did not give the audience a chance to speak at all and directly said,"This is a good question. The key is that our Han Jiuxin's words are clear. He said it clearly..."
Just as Li Jiuchun was speaking, someone below the stage said,""No hair!"
Liu Jiuchun was unmoved. He waited for the other party to finish before continuing,"Yes, listen to me. My godfather understands. You said that you pulled out a few strands of hair.”
Hmm?
Something was wrong!
Was this a lantern riddle?
"You... You can't know. You're not the right person. You're the fool on stage!”
Li Jiuchun immediately put on a silly and adorable look, wiping his nose and wiping his eyes.
"Yes... I'm a fool…Ha..."
"Eh!"
It was the first time the audience had seen such a novel way of playing lantern riddles. Moreover, Li Jiuchun's performance was even more interesting, and people could not help but applaud him. At the same time, the audience suddenly felt a little disgusted with the person who had been chattering non-stop below the stage.
"Listen to the questions again!"
Han Jiuxin remembered to stomp his feet on the stage!
"Say, there was a car with four wheels. As it drove, one of them fell off…"
The audience didn't even need to exert any strength. Li Jiuchun directly interrupted Han Jiuxin on stage.
" That's a deep question. It's very difficult. Did you hear what he said? Four wheels. As we drove, one of them fell off…"
As he spoke, Li Jiuchun pushed Han Jiuxin to the side and stood in the position of a funny guy.
The audience was stunned. Today's lantern riddles were a little different. Why were the actors working on their own on stage?
His peers below the stage had yet to realize the seriousness of the problem. In a flash, they heard someone say that someone would be knocked off on the stage and hurriedly tried to show off.
"Four wheels!"
Li Jiuchun smiled." That's not rigorous. The question should have said,'Five wheels.' Why are there five wheels? There's also a spare tire. One of them fell off. Aiya, one of the lights fell off. There are still five wheels left.”
Li Jiuchun was jumping back and forth between the two, and Han Jiuxin was like a passerby, standing at the side and watching.
Han Jiuxin observed the audience and paid attention to the stage. After Li Jiuchun finished speaking, Han Jiuxin finally spoke.
"You... Aren't you talking a little too much?"
Li Jiuchun was enlightened. He quickly pulled Han Jiuxin over and said embarrassedly,"I'm sorry, I'm sorry. I should have guessed it directly.”
After he finished speaking, Li Jiuchun looked down at the audience and asked,""How many wheels?"
"Five!"
The actors on the stage hooked up with the audience and interacted with each other. Those who came to cause trouble could not take it anymore.
Not only was this lantern riddle different, but it was also a little evil now!
However, after such a performance, the audience gradually understood the routine on the stage.
Today's lantern riddles seemed to be closely related to them…
Han Jiuxin saw that the scheme he had laid out had gradually matured, and the mocking intent in his eyes gradually thickened.
"There's a person who spends money every day. Why is he a millionaire?”
Han Jiuxin set another question. Li Jiuchun didn't say anything and just waited for the audience. In the end, someone suddenly shouted from below the stage.
"He's a billionaire!"
His peers dug again, but this time…It was different!
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