MOBA: The best mouth cannon in the canyon
7 . Wasn’t this a sincere blessing?

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"Yo! You're here?"

"F * ck! I can't take it if I don't scold this silly person for the past few days! It felt like something was not done!”

"I'm not going to say anything. I've closed this live broadcast room and followed it back. I've clicked on it more than ten times. I think I'm spewing out my feelings.”

"Stop talking, brothers. Can you still hold it in when you see this face?”

"Host! Stop broadcasting! Your horse is gone!"

“6666!”

Looking at these comments, Jiang Yuan was not angry. Instead, he laughed.

It was too familiar, too familiar!

The familiar feeling came back!

"Hello, big boys! Your daddy is back!"

"Have you all eaten? Raise your hands if you don't have anything to eat. Daddy is a little hungry today. I'll make a hot plate for you!”

Seeing how calm Jiang Yuan was, the bullet comments became even crazier!

"F * ck! Disgusting?"

"His mouth is really smelly! I'm done!"

"Streamer, your horse is gone! Go home and take a look!"

"My horse?" No way! I just came back from your horse's funeral with my horse. It was really too tragic. On the day of your horse's funeral, the weather was gloomy and there was even a little rain. On the way, your horse's hearse collided with the dung truck. The dung truck fell, and so did your horse. The ashes and feces scattered all over the ground, mixing with each other. His relatives were all very strong, and no one cried. A few of them couldn't help but laugh. Ashes, rainwater, and feces were mixed together. Everyone could only grab a handful and bury them. Guess what happened next? Just as he buried it, the grave bloomed! Everyone happily sang about the good days together!”

Boom!

It exploded!

The audience in the live broadcast room felt their brains explode…

The description of this round was mixed with too much rubbish!

The huge amount of information coupled with the images that unconsciously formed in their minds caused a huge psychological blow to these trolls!

"I... I f * cking reported it!"

"Me too! It's too disgusting!"

"How can there be such a streamer? Instead of broadcasting the game, he was here to insult the audience!”

"The sense of immersion is very strong. I'm angry!”

"Brothers, I've already reported it!”

These people weren't just saying that. They really did report it.

Because Jiang Yuan realized that he had been reported by the super manager…

Jiang Yuan smiled bitterly. Just this? He couldn't take it anymore? With such mental fortitude, he had the nerve to come out and be a keyboard warrior?”

"Actually, I don't think there's a need for you to do that. It looks like you think I'm scolding you, but in fact, I'm praying for your horse.”

"I said your horse died today, but will your horse really die? He didn't. He would still see the rising sun tomorrow. If you think about it carefully, I may call your horse dead today, but your horse is not actually dead. Tomorrow, someone will call your horse dead, and the day after tomorrow, someone will still call your horse dead. Your horse will repeat the cycle of death. From another point of view, you are also on the path of resurrection. Your horse has obtained eternal life! Isn't this a sincere blessing to your horse?”

Boom!

A strange amount of information rushed into his brain!

The audience in the live broadcast room could not react in time…

"It seems... Is that really the case?"

"Hahaha, I'm dying of laughter!”

"What a logical genius! What blessing!"

"Should I say it or not? If the host uses this mouth to pick up girls, no girl can resist it!”

"What girl? Streamer, don't be a professional anymore. Go work in sales! I think you can sell a cemetery for a higher price than the property prices in Shanghai!”

"Too showy! I'm actually a little in love with the streamer…"

"Actually, when you reported it, you already lost to the streamer. Zuan people's battles have always been resolved with keyboards. Relying on others is already a sign of defeat!”

"That's right! I'm convinced! Baby, I'll be your little brother from now on!”

Jiang Yuan: " Don't. I don't want a younger brother. I only want a foster son." After bragging to you for so long, it's about time to play a game. Today, I'll bring you a single Yasuo teaching!”

Yes. The Malice Points were almost all collected. It was time to practice the proficiency of the new hero.

That's right, Jiang Yuan had used the Malice Points that he had accumulated during this period of time to unlock the new hero, Yasuo.

Host: Jiang Yuan.

Malice: 700! (Malice points can increase a hero's proficiency, and can also be used to purchase items from the Vengeance Mall.))

[Hero proficiency: Raven (max proficiency), Yasuo (level 7 proficiency)]

[Overall ability: 75] (Full marks: 100)

Laning: 66.

[Consciousness: 76]

74.

[Wandering: 79]

[Hand Speed: 95]

[Item: None]

During this period of time, Jiang Yuan's collection of Malice Points was indeed much slower. Although he still had 700 points on him, 500 of these 700 points were obtained from the previous wave of operations.

All the Malice Points he had accumulated previously were used to unlock Yasuo and increase his proficiency.

Otherwise, Jiang Yuan's malice would be even higher.

What made Jiang Yuan happy was that after this period of hard work, all his attributes had improved. Although the improvement was slow, it was indeed improving.

If he had enough Malice Points, wouldn't he be able to skyrocket if he went to the mall to buy those potions that increased his attributes?

Jiang Yuan shook his head and thought to himself,'I'm still not ruthless enough. I still have to continue working hard.'

As he spoke, he started a ranked game…

As soon as his ID was revealed, the bullet comments started to get lively!

"F * ck! The streamer was finished! This time, the opponent was JJKing!”

"More than that! The Jungler was TBQ and the Mid was GodV! Old godfather is playing in a double row!"

"Men! Prepare a good coffin for King Lao!”

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