Chapter 2: The Sign In System
Sigh.
" I knew something was going to happen," Zhang Zifeng said helplessly." My brother probably hid it somewhere."”
F * ck.
This guy was playing so big?
The director quickly made a call while Zhang Zifeng quietly took out two batteries from his bag and said,"Um, I secretly prepared this. You guys can use it first.”
Teacher Huang snatched it over and said,"Why did you prepare this?"
"I've been fighting with my brother all year round, so I'm used to it. My brother has been bullying me since I was young, so I've already learned how to deal with him. I guessed that he would definitely ruin the show, so I prepared two pieces.”
Hahahahaha.
Teacher Huang and Teacher He smiled helplessly.
The people in the live broadcast room also laughed.
"I suddenly feel a little sorry for little sister Zifeng. Sigh, this kind of brother is really too worried.”
"I now have a deep suspicion that the 'please take my brother away' from back then was telling Zifeng's true story.”
"How much have you experienced before you learned to take precautions?”
However, Teacher Huang was an old fox. She would not really give it to the director directly.
"Director, do you need it? First, he would change some meat and ingredients.”
F * ck.
The director said helplessly," Let's just keep the accounts first. After all, it's for the show. Please understand. Also, what's wrong with you guys? Can't you even keep the battery?”
"Last night, Zhang Fan dragged us out for a drink.”
Puchi, hahahaha.
" I didn't expect Zhang Fan to think so much," Ms. He said." He's quite smart."”
In the end, the director paid a few pieces of bacon in exchange for the battery.
The few of them also began to walk towards the mushroom house.
Landscape, scenery, and mushroom houses. Mr. He and Mr. Huang fell in love with this courtyard from the moment they saw it.
This was the life he yearned for.
There was a small island in the middle of the lake and some scenery. If they had nothing to do, they could go fishing or go up the mountain to dig wild vegetables.
Even the courtyard was exceptionally clean.
The three of them each had their own duties and were busy with each other. Zhang Zifeng was responsible for tidying up the house and putting away the luggage. Teacher He and Teacher Huang were responsible for introducing the things related to the mushroom house.
Other than the initial friends, there were some new companions.
There were some small animals and some introductions about the local area.
After about two hours of busying themselves, the three of them sat down and took a simple rest.
Zhang Fan, why isn't he here yet?"
Teacher He finally couldn't hold it in anymore and started asking. The director was also puzzled and said,"Logically speaking, they should be here. Wait a minute, something seems to have gone wrong.”
Was there a problem?
Teacher Huang clapped her hands and said," I remember now. If I remember correctly, the guests have to make a phone call to order something. I was wondering why I was so free. What the hell is this?”
F * ck.
This wasn't because Zhang Fan hadn't come, but because the guest had also disappeared.
"I'll call and ask."
The director picked up the phone and quickly dialed the number.
"Director, what's wrong?"
"Where did you go? We've been waiting for you for two hours.”
"Ah, we met Zhang Fan on the way here. Zhang Fan told us that the location of the mushroom house had changed, so he brought us here.”
"Then where are you?"
"Cemetery."
Puchi.
The director laughed until he was dumbfounded.
What, a cemetery?
Are you sure you didn't run into a ghost?
Zhang Yixing hurriedly said," Director, I'll hang up first. The female guest seems to be crying from fear. Sigh, Zhang Fan is still trying to comfort her. We'll be there soon. Don't worry."”
The call ended.
……
Zhang Fan squatted down at the cemetery and reached out to pat the girl's back as he helplessly comforted her.
"I was just joking with you. Look at you. How could a little girl believe in ghosts and gods?”
"But you can't say that. You even said that you're home. Oh right, I heard an old lady's voice just now. How did you do that?”
"It's ventriloquism."
" Zhang Fan, you're really amazing," Zhang Yixing said." However, it's really not good for you to be like this. This is the first time Xiaotong is living the life she wants, yet you're treating her like this.”
"It was just a joke. By the way, why are your pants wet?”
Zhang Yixing lowered his head and realized that Zhang Fan wasn't joking.
Xiaotong was so angry that she pushed Zhang Fan away and said,""I don't need you to comfort me. You're the one who caused me to be like this. Get lost.”
After saying that, Xiaotong planned to get up and walk back by herself. However, just as she got up, she felt that something was wrong. She sat down on the ground and tears flowed down her face again.
" What's wrong with you?" Zhang Fan asked. Polio?"
"Scram, my legs can't move anymore. You have to carry me.”
Zhang Fan said," Why should I carry you on my back? You're a big girl. Do you know that men and women can't be intimate with each other? You really don't know shame.”
"My legs are weak because you scared me. If you don't carry it, who will? Could it be that your muscles are all dead?”
Zhang Fan was helpless. He directly carried Xiaotong on his back, and the three of them headed down the mountain.
Actually, it wasn't that Zhang Fan didn't want to participate in the program. It was just that Zhang Fan didn't really like scripted programs like this.
Although Zhang Fan had obtained the check-in system, he had already signed in for about three years. He had obtained countless wealth, talents, and skills.
This was enough for him to live comfortably.
If Zifeng hadn't begged Zhang Fan, Zhang Fan wouldn't have come at all.
Of course, it was also partly because of his family. His parents hoped that he could take care of Zifeng when he was free.
Zhang Fan finally agreed.
Zhang Fan really liked being a salted fish. He would play games, drink some wine, eat some delicious food, or be lazy when he had nothing to do. It was simply too blissful.
The check-in system was also very simple. Basically, he would receive a reward once a week.
Ding! Congratulations to the host for signing in. Reward: 10 sets of Riverview villas. Special skill: Voice Changing.
Today, he was just bored and took it out to play.
He didn't expect her to cry.
Zhang Yixing walked in front while Xiaotong walked behind him.
"Zhang Fan, you're really bad.”
"You really can't take a joke. It was just a joke, and you actually peed your pants.”
Zhang Fan's mouth was instantly covered.
"You're not allowed to say anything. If you dare to say anything, I'll bite off your ear right now. Do you believe me?”
"Sob, sob."
Zhang Fan was speechless.
Xiaotong let go.
"Don't worry, I'm an honest person.”
Xiao Tong let out a soft moan and did not continue speaking.
"By the way, let me ask you something. Fairy, what does it taste like to go to the toilet? Isn't it fragrant?"
"Get lost, Zhang Fan. Go to hell.”
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