Chapter 5-Not Even the Capital Is as Fierce as You
"What is a capitalist? This is what capitalists are like."
"If I don't say anything, my tears will fall. It's really too heart-wrenching.”
"I feel that there might be a big misunderstanding here. Does this guy know how to tame beasts?”
When Teacher He saw how hard Little H worked, his heart ached inexplicably. He said,"Enough, Zhang Fan, enough. This is still a dog.”
"What's wrong with that? I think it likes to dig by itself. Then come work and help me dig for bamboo shoots. What's the big deal?”
F * ck.
He actually had no ability to refute.
"How can you be so cruel?" Xiaotong said helplessly.”
"Let me tell you, dog meat is actually very delicious.”
At this moment, Little H, who was working on the ground, glanced at Zhang Fan. He suddenly felt nervous for some reason, and his doggy paws unconsciously began to quicken his pace.
Everyone looked at this dog and felt quite strange. In the past, he would never play with the guests, so why did he become so strange when he met Zhang Fan?
Talking and laughing was one thing, but work still needed to be done.
However, given Zhang Fan's lazy personality, he definitely wouldn't dig for bamboo shoots.
However, Zhang Fan wouldn't be able to stay idle if he stayed here. However, right now, Zhang Fan really wanted to sleep.
He found a tree and quickly climbed up. He hugged the branch and tried to sleep.
Good heavens, it seems like he's going to fall asleep?
"Did the production team find a monkey?”
"I'm impressed. I didn't even see this guy's movements clearly. As expected, Zhang Fan knows martial arts.”
"We can't stop him."
"Zifeng, is your brother alright? Is he really sleeping on the tree?" Zhang Yixing asked with concern.”
"Don't worry about that. My brother has always been like this. Our family is used to it. Don't worry. Unless there's an earthquake or thunder, my brother can really stay in the tree for the rest of his life. I suspect that this guy is a monkey.”
"I'm a monkey, and you're a female monkey.”
F * ck you.
On the other hand, Zifeng immediately began to look for rocks and whatnot to attack Zhang Fan. However, he discovered that he actually couldn't find any rocks. Zhang Fan was a little too high up in the air.
" Alright, let's not bother about Zhang Fan anymore. Let's hurry up and prepare the bamboo shoots. Once we're done, we'll go back tonight. Usually, people who don't work on the production team don't have food to eat.”
Zhang Fan chuckled." Mr. He, don't try to fool me. I don't believe that the production team will let me starve to death.”
The director watched from afar, feeling a little upset.
This wasn't a guest, this was an ancestor.
It was so annoying.
The director was so angry that he picked up his phone and called the Creation Camp.
"Do you have any ideas? Tell me.”
"What is it? What are you talking about?"
" Zhang Fan, big brother, please. How did you guys deal with Zhang Fan back then? I'm about to go crazy because of him. He climbed so high on the show without any intention of coming down. He must be a monkey.”
Hahahahaha.
The creative camp director on the other end of the phone was rolling back and forth with laughter.
" It's not that I want to criticize you, but you're really brave. You actually dared to ask Zhang Fan to appear on a show. This guy is always like this. You'll get used to it, so you can relax. Other than being a little lazy and not wanting to work, this kid is quite a nice person. In any case, he's a celebrity celebrity, so you can just coax him.”
"I don't believe it. Who's the one who spoils him?”
" The audience loves Zhang Fan's lovey-dovey attitude. Sister Jing once expressed that she liked it when Zhang Fan ignored her. The more Zhang Fan ignored her, the more handsome she felt he was.”
F * ck.
It seemed like it was true. Back when Zhang Fan was at his peak, he had posted all sorts of posts to mock his fans.
They said that this year's fans were especially uncultured and boring.
In the end, Zhang Fan's fans didn't scold him. Instead, they said that Zhang Fan was right. They liked Zhang Fan's personality.
The more Zhang Fan wanted to get off work, the more his fans wouldn't let him.
To put it bluntly, we're all working hard. Why should you get off work?
The more you ignore us, the more we have to support you.
The director compromised a little. In the end, he didn't care about them and let them do whatever they wanted.
The program still needed to be recorded.
The beautiful mountains and rivers really made people feel relaxed and happy.
Soon, a large basket of bamboo shoots was filled. Surprisingly, Zhang Fan stopped her from taking the bamboo shoots away.
"Give me the chopper."
The others looked at Zhang Fan in confusion.
Zhang Fan picked up the knife and began to dance it up and down.
"There aren't many edible parts of the bamboo shoots in late spring. If we bring all of them back, it'll be a waste of physical strength.”
What?
None of them understood.
"You know all this?" Mr. He asked.”
"Isn't this common sense? What's there to not understand?"
Puchi, hahahahaha.
" We seem to be being laughed at by Zhang Fan," Xiaotong said helplessly.”
"Sister Xiaotong, don't worry about it. My brother always knows some strange knowledge. Don't bother about it."”
However, everyone still listened to Zhang Fan's complaints.
Ms. He had sent a message to Ms. Huang, and Ms. Huang agreed that Zhang Fan was right.
When the things were done, they were put into the bamboo baskets. There were a total of three bamboo baskets, and they were all filled.
Zifeng, Zhang Yixing, and Xiaotong each carried a bamboo basket as they descended the mountain.
Meanwhile, Zhang Fan was behind them, holding a stick. He seemed to be searching for something, and would occasionally stop halfway.
"I think I understand what's going on," said Teacher He.”
"Teacher He, do you think that my brother packed these things so that I can lighten my weight and not be so tired?"”
"Aiyo, how did you think of that?"
"This is my brother's strange way of thinking. There was once when I went upstairs to get water and snacks. That time, my brother took the initiative to get water for me.”
"Really?"
"It's fake. He put the water on my shoulder and said that I'm not tired like this.”
Puchi, hahahaha.
What kind of godly thinking did this Zhang Fan have?
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