Chapter 7-How Disgraceful
Zhang Fan actually accepted it? This was something that everyone could not understand for a while.
The director knew very well that no one could complete the ring toss. The goose was not a fool. How could it obediently let you do it?
Zhang Fan walked over to the goose pen with the collar in his hand.
"To be honest, Director, only someone as sarcastic as you can think of such a trick.”
The director chuckled and said," Do you think I would give you a fishing rod for no reason? If he really gave it to her, how was she going to record the show?”
"I, are you sure that it will be fine as long as it hits? No matter what method?"
Haha.
The director said," You're not allowed to go in directly to catch the goose. Just stand here. I'd like to see what other tricks you can play."”
Techniques?
Zhang Fan coldly laughed. He immediately found a piece of corn, crushed it, and threw it in front of him.
All of the geese instantly ran over. Zhang Fan casually grabbed one of them and placed ten rings around its neck.
"Look, it's done."
Hahahahaha.
Ms. Huang was currently drinking tea when she saw this scene. She immediately burst out laughing. Good heavens, Zhang Fan's move was so insta-kill!
If the mountain did not come, the goose would come directly.
"Zhang Fan, that's enough. You're cheating.”
Zhang Fan righteously walked up to the camera and looked at the audience as he said,"" This is to educate everyone on how to do things when there is no way to deal with the problem.，If the mountain doesn't move, we'll walk towards it. But if we don't move, we'll lure the mountain towards us. Everyone, learn from it. Whether it's in life or in school, it's useful.'
Aiyo, f * ck.
Zhang Fan instantly felt as though his back was glowing.
Was this the Light of Buddha?
At this moment, the director was speechless.
F * ck, this guy was morally kidnapping.
The director hesitated for a long time before he said," I remember Zifeng saying that fish soup and beer are prohibited in normal programs."”
"Oh my god, what era are we in now? Director, don't tell me you think that Pleasant Goat is a violent anime?”
Puchi, hahahahaha.
Everyone present immediately understood this joke. Everyone knew who he was talking about.
"Aiyo, what the f * ck! Zhang Fan's move is a sure-kill!”
"This is awesome. This is indeed awesome. This reminds me of a joke.”
"It's not a joke. It's real. It seems to have happened in real life. This seems to be the reason why Happy Goat and Gray Wolf are not allowed to be shown.”
The director started to act shamelessly and said,"How about this? I'll set a precedent for you. If you can use the normal method to complete ten rings, I'll provide you with cold beer every day.”
"If I win, why should I gamble? If you provide unlimited snacks every day, maybe I will think about it.”
"Okay, then I'll add snacks."
"I only said I was thinking, I didn't say I agreed.”
F * ck.
Hahahahaha.
" This is the first time I've ever seen a director suffer such a loss. I'm dying of laughter. Zhang Fan, do me a favor and try it out."”
"Alright, since you've already said it, it's not appropriate for me not to come. I need to add a condition to the snacks. You're not allowed to choose for me.”
Oh my god.
"Are you a worm in my stomach?" the director asked doubtfully. You even calculated this?"
"Because those who scheme against others will have telepathy.”
F * ck.
It seemed to make sense.
At this moment, Zhang Fan picked up the hoop in his hand and directly flew out.
It was fast, accurate, and ruthless. It did not give the goose any time to react and hit the target directly.
"Watch carefully. I'll demonstrate it once."
Swoosh swoosh.
Ten of them, all hit.
Different geese.
The director was scared silly. Aiyo, f * ck, it really worked?
"By the way, didn't anyone tell you that I actually know how to throw darts?”
After saying this, Zhang Fan picked up a rock from the ground and threw it at the director. The rock instantly hit the tree next to the director, nearly brushing past the director's nose.
Oh my god.
The director broke out in cold sweat.
Zhang Fan reached out his hand, but Zifeng immediately retaliated.
"Oh my, brother. As expected, you're more reliable in this game.”
"Of course. By the way, can I not go fishing?”
"No, what if I fall into the water?"
"Can I kill you?"
"You can't, brother. I'm your cutest sister. If I die, how sad will you be?”
"I might be beating drums and gongs for a few days.”
Hahahaha.
Everyone was speechless from the teasing of the siblings.
The director had no choice but to give out some fishing tools.
After everyone got their hands on it, Teacher Huang said,"Let's go. I happen to be free too. Let's go together.”
Meanwhile, Zhang Fan held a net in his hand and said,"" Director, you promised us this website, right?'
"You know how to use this? This is not small. Be careful. Don't get into any trouble.”
"Don't worry, I can fish up ten of you if you fall into the river. Don't worry, there won't be a problem. By the way, do you have any bait?”
"No, I haven't."
Hahahaha.
Everyone helplessly laughed. It seemed like the director was really pissed off by Zhang Fan.
Mr. He had an idea. After all, as an old man, he had some knowledge about fishing.
He used some dough and a little feed to make it.
The few of them put on their hats and walked toward the lake in a hurry.
Meanwhile, Zi Feng moved closer to Zhang Fan and said,""Brother, I actually have another mission for coming to the show this time.”
"What mission? Don't tell me you're here on another show to cause trouble.”
How is that possible? F * ck, big brother, am I that kind of person?
"Dad and Mom said that you're not young anymore and that you should find a partner. Their goal is for you to bring a wife home on the show.”
"What? You want me to go on a blind date? I knew it. Why is my eyelid twitching? It seems like they're scamming me. By the way, don't Dad and Mom have any other requests?”
"No. Anyway, you're in love and you've found a woman.”
"I, I didn't say how many?"
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