When they were about to reach the foot of the mountain, Chen Xuan saw Brother Niu.
It just stayed here and ate grass.
"Let's go back."
"Moo ~"
When he returned to the village, he bumped into other villagers.
When the villagers saw the pheasant in his hand, they said in surprise,"Xiao Chen, did you go to the mountains to catch pheasants?”
"No, I went to Moon Lake." Chen Xuan smiled and said,"I bumped into them on the way back. The two pheasants are also stupid. They only know how to fly. They caught them with one grab."”
“???”
"What do you mean pheasants can fly? If we don't fly, do we have to run?"
[Pheasant: I f * cking knew you could fly too?]”
"Pheasants are so pitiful. They're being eaten and humiliated.”
The villagers did not think much of it. They looked at The Mountain and said,"Don't go to the Moon River. If you have nothing to do in the future, just walk around the foot of the mountain.”
"Uncle, what's wrong?" Chen Xuan was puzzled.
"There are bears in the mountains!" The villager looked serious.
"Oh, I see." Chen Xuan nodded, indicating that he understood.
However, he knew that there were wild beasts in the mountains.
It was dangerous, but he still had to go.
The bamboo basket was ready, and there was even a handful of spiritual soil scattered. There would definitely be fish tomorrow.
It would be such a waste to just throw it over there.
Moreover, he had even bought a fishing rod.
After being persuaded by the villagers for a few minutes, Chen Xuan listened patiently. When they were almost done, Chen Xuan found an excuse to go back.
"I think what Sir System said makes sense. It's better not to go if you can.”
"I don't lack money anyway. There's no need to take this risk.”
"What's there to be afraid of? It's not that easy to meet a bear.”
"The point is, this kind of thing only needs to happen once.”
"Isn't there Big Yellow here? If a bear comes, let Big Yellow do it. I feel that Big Yellow can bite the bear to death!”
"Brother, are you serious? Was there no procedure for bragging now?”
Second Brother rewarded him with 10 'Buddha jumps over the wall', and left a message: Brother Chen, are you selling Big Yellow?
"I don't think Brother Chen will sell it. After all, Brother Chen doesn't lack money.”
Second Brother: No one doesn't lack money. It's just that they have more money than they have.
However, Chen Xuan did not take out his phone and could not see it.
He returned home, threw the pheasant on the ground, washed his hands, and poured himself a cup of hot water.
She sat on the stool to rest for a while. Just as she turned on her phone, the person started to tip her again.
Second Brother rewarded him with 10 'Buddha jumps over the wall', and left a message: Brother Chen, are you selling Big Yellow?
"I'm not selling it," Chen Xuan said with a smile.
Second Brother: " Brother Chen, don't be in a hurry to reject me. My offer is not low." And I'm also quite interested in Brother Bull, I want both of them. How about 100,000?
"D * mn, a cow and a dog, a hundred thousand? Did the boss have so much money?”
"Many? I don't think it's much. Brother Bull is so smart and he even broke the marathon record. He can be considered the best among the bulls, right?”
"I don't think it's much either. I even think that 100,000 yuan is too little.”
The smile on Chen Xuan's face gradually disappeared. He pointed at his mouth and said,"Look at my mouth. I'm not selling!"
Second Brother: 200,000.
Chen Xuan's face darkened.”
He wasn't trying to be pretentious.
He didn't lack money, and Brother Bull and Rhubarb meant more to him than just two animals.
After eating the Wisdom Awakening Pill, the two of them were almost like two children.
Chen Xuan could communicate with them normally.
Moreover, he was really short of money. He had plenty of ways to make money. He wouldn't rely on Big Yellow and Brother Bull to make money.
"Brother Chen seems to be angry."
"Nonsense, if it were me, I would be angry too. I already said I'm not selling, and you still f * cking asked?”
Three glasses of wine tipped him 10 'Buddha jumps over the wall' and left a message: Brother Chen, calm down. Don't be angry.
Chen Xuan stood up and said,"It's getting late. I have to go make dinner."”
However, just as he put down his phone, it rang.
It was another unknown number.
Ever since he ran to the county town today, his phone had almost exploded.
After hesitating for a moment, he still accepted the call.
"Hello, who is it?"
"Brother Chen…Oh, no, Mr. Chen, hello. I'm Lin Huanhuan from Kitten Platform. I'm the platform that accepted the live broadcast of 'Into the Career'.”
"Oh, hello." "Is there anything?" Chen Xuan asked.
"We want to sign a contract with you."”
Chen Xuan's heart skipped a beat. He had thought of this problem before, but he did not expect the other party to take the initiative to come looking for him.
"The contract we gave you is a custom-made one, personally made by Chairman Qi," said Lin Huanhuan.”
"Can you send it to me?"
"Of course you can." "Brother Chen, give me an email address."”
Chen Xuan told him his email address. A few seconds later, Lin Huanhuan said,"Brother Chen, I've sent it to you.”
"Alright, thank you." "I'll cook first. I'll watch it later. I'll contact you then."”
"Okay, okay. I'll add you on WeChat.”
After hanging up, Chen Xuan put down his phone and began to cook.
……
At this moment, on Weibo.
The trending searches were basically taken over by Chen Xuan.
The most terrifying thing was that other than Chen Xuan, even Brother Niu and Rhubarb were on the trending searches.
#My heart aches for Brother Bull #
#Rhubarb's First Hunt #
Among these hot searches, there were a few that were quite out of place.
#Different villages, same script #
#12 celebrities faked #
This matter had to start from this morning.
……
After getting up in the morning, Zhang Xiao casually ate something and started his treasure hunt according to the script from last night.
First, he went to the bamboo forest to dig for bamboo shoots.
As he dug, he explained how to dig the bamboo shoots.
Then, he came to a bamboo and patted it, saying,""There are definitely bamboo shoots under this bamboo!”
"Stop bragging. Do you think you're Brother Chen?”
"Did you say all this on Baidu last night? Brother Chen didn't prepare in advance."
"It must be on Baidu. Otherwise, why didn't you dig it up yesterday and dig it up today? Didn't you see Brother Chen digging?"
"The predecessors plant the trees and the later generations enjoy the shade. Brother Chen is a guiding light.”
Zhang Xiao waved his hoe, and soon, bamboo shoots appeared. He shouted excitedly,"Look, there really are bamboo shoots!"
"Oh, not bad."
"Kuoyikuoyi, I won't starve to death today.”
"It seems that Brother Chen's experience is quite amazing.”
In the next half an hour, Zhang Xiao dug up more than 30 bamboo shoots, all of which were big.
Finally, some netizens felt that something was wrong.
"Why is it so fake? He dug more than 30 pills in half an hour. On average, he dug one pill in less than a minute?”
"It's really a little fake. Bamboo shoots aren't that easy to dig. Even if you know where they are, it will take you a few minutes to dig them out.”
"Can't you see that the bamboo shoots were buried in advance?”
"The celebrity next door is also digging for bamboo shoots. Damn it, I'm dying of laughter. He really has no common sense. He dug more than 20 bamboo shoots in ten minutes. He's even more ferocious than Zhang Xiao.”
"It's too fake. F * ck you. What's this? Brother Chen already told you how to dig, but you still f * cking cheat.”
"If you have the guts, go catch snakes. If you have the ability, go catch pheasants.”
Zhang Xiao could not see this.
After digging the bamboo shoots, he rested for a while and looked behind the bamboo forest."I don't really like bamboo shoots. Let's go over there and see if there are any wild vegetables.”
He walked over with the hoe and said,""You may not know this, but I used to play in the countryside when I was young. I know a lot of wild vegetables and medicinal herbs.”
"…Why do I feel like he's bragging?”
"He's not bragging. If I'm not mistaken, he should be laying the foundation for his next act of posturing.”
"He's going to dig up some herbs later!”
Almost as soon as these netizens were discussing, Zhang Xiao suddenly stopped and stared into the distance. Her expression was very exaggerated, and her tone was even more exaggerated."My God, guess what I found!”
“……”
“……”
"What poor acting skills."
Zhang Xiao quickly walked over and squatted down. He pointed at a green grass in front of him and said,"See this? This was Chinese Knotweed! Moreover, from the looks of its branches and leaves, this Chinese Knotweed was at least a few hundred years old! Oh my god, I actually encountered such an expensive Chinese herbal medicine!”
"Big brother, can you be more realistic!”
"I can't stand it anymore. It's too f * cking fake.”
"It's mainly awkward. Isn't he embarrassed himself?”
"My toes are about to dig out of the public toilet!”
"I'm so embarrassed that I'm looking for a place to shit (Covering my face)"
Zhang Xiao quickly dug up the mud and pulled out an incomparably huge Chinese Knotweed.
"Hahaha, my luck is really good. Although the Chinese Knotweed is not as good as the wild ginseng before, this one can still be sold for hundreds of thousands.”
"If you like Chinese Knotweed, you can tell me. I'll keep it for you.”
He carefully packed the fleeceflower root and swept his gaze forward."I feel that my luck today is really too good. If I continue to walk forward, I might be able to gain more.”
“……”
"As long as you're happy."
"Yes, happiness is the most important thing in life.”
"It's just that this acting skill still needs to be polished.”
Zhang Xiao continued to walk forward. Halfway through, he stopped again. His expression continued to be exaggerated, and even his voice was trembling."That's…Lingzhi!"
"Oh yeah, Lingzhi is here!"
"Brother, you can do it! Hurry up and pluck it!"
"I bet that this is a 100-year-old lingzhi!”
"A hundred years? Are you looking down on my Brother Zhang? Not worthy for a thousand years!"
Zhang Xiao jogged up and squatted down."It's really Lingzhi. Oh my god, this Lingzhi is so big. It's at least 70 to 80 years old!”
"What's that saying again? As long as you didn't feel awkward, others would feel awkward.”
" To earn money? It's not shabby."
"Shame is not important. Money is the most important thing.”
"Let's go and see my Brother Chen. These celebrities are really acting according to the script.”
Zhang Xiao plucked the ganoderma and said,"If you want to buy it, you can contact me."”
Then, he continued to walk forward. After walking for a while, he stopped again, and the exaggerated expression appeared on his face again.
The netizens were already numb.
"Let me guess what it is this time."
"There's Chinese Knotweed, there's Lingzhi. Hmm, this time it should be wild ginseng, right?”
"Wild ginseng is so expensive, and their company is willing to pay for it?”
"Didn't Brother Chen say that there are many kinds of ginseng?”
"Wild ginseng!" Zhang Xiao shouted loudly. At this moment, even his legs were a little weak from excitement.
He walked over, squatted down, and counted the leaves."One piece, two pieces…six pieces! This was a sixth-grade hundred-year-old wild ginseng. It was at least 200 years old!”
"This is wild ginseng. I ate the soil!”
"I feel like my intelligence has been insulted.”
"I'm afraid I'll turn into a fool if I continue reading.”
"After counting, three celebrities dug up lingzhi, six celebrities dug up wild ginseng, and twelve celebrities dug up bamboo shoots.”
……
This matter became a hot topic at a terrifying speed.
And under the hot search, it also attracted the praise of the netizens.
"Awesome, awesome. A hundred-year-old wild ginseng is so worthless.”
"Who are you treating as a fool?”
"There is no harm without comparison. The difference is too great. They are not on the same level at all.”
"Brother Chen has raised a group of celebrities.”
These celebrities came back from the mountains happily.
However, when they picked up their phones and saw the comments under the trending searches, their smiles instantly disappeared.
Why would it be like this?
They were all digging bamboo shoots, lingzhi, and wild ginseng, but why was there such a big difference?
Why should they be treated differently?
They were furious and confused.
On the other side.
Chen Xuan had already stewed the pheasant, leaving the remaining pheasant for tomorrow.
Half an hour later, the food was ready.
There was a braised chicken with bamboo shoots and a stir-fried bamboo shoot.
Rhubarb stuck out its tongue at the side and was about to drool.
"Greedy." Chen Xuan smiled and took a big iron fist. He scooped white rice, chicken, and bamboo shoots and placed them in front of it.
Rhubarb started to eat it, and it was very fragrant.
"I don't envy mandarin ducks or immortals. I only envy Brother Chen every day.”
"I feel like Rhubarb is living a better life than me. I can even eat Brother Chen's dishes.”
"Remove the feeling."
"Humans are inferior to dogs."
After dinner, the sky was already dark.
After Chen Xuan washed up, he took a look at the courtyard and shouted,"Brother Bull, if you want to poop at night, remember to poop in the opposite field, understand?”
"Moo ~" Brother Bull lay on the ground and didn't raise his head. It indicated that it had just gone out to poop and didn't need to wake up tonight.
After bringing Rhubarb back to the house, Chen Xuan pointed at the living room."Sleep in the living room. Go outside to pee and shit.”
"Woof woof ~"
Rhubarb nodded, jumped onto the sofa that was missing a leg, and fell asleep.
Chen Xuan returned to the house and only then did he have time to open the contract that Lin Huanhuan had sent.
There were only a few things to pay attention to when signing a contract: the contract period, basic salary, and benefits.
However, this contract was a little different.
The contracts for live streaming platforms were generally divided into several levels.
[S] class was almost at the top.
This kind of custom-made contract was equivalent to an SSS-grade contract.
There was no so-called contract period, but there was a basic salary.
The base salary was 3 million, and the gift was split into 91.
Other than that, there was also the bonus!
5% dry shares!
The so-called dry shares meant that they could only pay dividends and had no decision-making power at the company level.
But even so, it was still very terrifying.
5% might not seem like a lot, but Kitten Platform was one of the top three live streaming companies in the country.
Just this 5% of the dividends would be worth tens of millions a year.
Chen Xuan was a little surprised.
The treatment that this contract gave him was surprisingly good.
However, he knew that he was indeed worthy of this contract.
The reason why Kitten Platform dared to give him this contract was definitely because they saw his potential.
After finding Lin Huanhuan's WeChat, Chen Xuan said,"The contract is pretty good. I have no problems with it.”
Lin Huanhuan had been on WeChat the whole time. When she saw the message, she felt a huge weight lifted off her shoulders.
"Okay, okay. I'll send you the contract tomorrow.”
"No need. I'll find some time to go to the county town to print it.”
"It's alright."
What a joke. This was something that Chairman Qi paid special attention to.
After chatting with Chen Xuan, she immediately contacted Chairman Qi and reported the matter.
Then, he bought a ticket for the night and set off immediately.
So far, the other platforms had not contacted Chen Xuan, but it was only a matter of time before they contacted him.
However, she dared to say that no platform could reach the height of this contract.
Absolutely not!
……
……
The next morning.
Chen Xuan still woke up early. When he came out of the bedroom, he saw Rhubarb lying on the sofa with its limbs spread out and snoring.
"Squeak ~"
Pushing the door open, she saw a big lump in the yard. It was Brother Niu.
"Early to bed and early to rise, good morning everyone.”
Chen Xuan smiled at the camera and walked out of the door.
When they passed by Brother Bull, the latter raised his eyelids and looked over."Moo, moo ~"
"I'll go pick a few vegetables." Chen Xuan did not turn his head and said,"I'll sleep for a while more. When I'm hungry, I'll go to the mountains to find food. I'll come back after eating."”
Then, he left after saying that.
He didn't have time to herd cows. He had a lot of things to do today.
She picked the vegetables and cut them into pieces before throwing them into the pot to cook vegetable porridge.
It was just that there was no lean meat. Otherwise, how delicious would the vegetable and lean meat porridge be?
As soon as the fire was lit, she saw Rhubarb walking over.
"Come here."
"Woof woof ~"
"Keep an eye on it. When the fire goes out, throw a piece of firewood in, like this.”
Chen Xuan demonstrated to it,"Do you understand?"”
"Woof woof ~" Rhubarb nodded, indicating that this was too f * cking simple. Even a pig could learn it.
"I suddenly feel that if Rhubarb could grab an iron spoon, its cooking skills would probably be better than mine.”
"Rhubarb is really all-rounded. It can hunt and cook. I feel like the 200 yuan from yesterday is too little.”
Although Rhubarb looked ordinary, it was smart.
Moreover, the Chinese rural dog was actually not ugly.
In addition, this skeleton was still big. It would be too safe to bring it into the mountains.
Chen Xuan came to the courtyard and stood up to train.
This stop lasted for an hour.
At 7:30 pm, Chen Xuan stood up and walked into the kitchen to open the lid. The fragrant vegetable porridge was already cooked.
After breakfast, her phone rang.
The fishing rod he bought yesterday had arrived. The courier had left it at a supermarket in town.
"The fishing rod is here. We can go fishing today!”
Chen Xuan was a little excited. He turned his head and saw that Brother Bull had not left.
He had just eaten and was not suitable for strenuous exercise.
So he walked over with a smile.”
Five minutes later…
A cow and a dog were walking on the road to the town.
There was a person sitting on the cow's back. It was Chen Xuan.
"Brother Chen, you really don't know how to behave!”
"Is a cow for riding? Cows are meant to be taken care of!"
"Brother Bull is too weak. He actually didn't fight back!”
"Cold Qi! When would Brother Bull be able to truly stand up?”
He rode the cows and dogs all the way to the town and picked up the express delivery.
He opened the package on the spot and checked it.
"This is a Luyagan, a water droplet wheel. This was more convenient, and it could be thrown far away. The fish caught were all predatory fish.”
"This is a fishing rod, 7.2 meters long.”
In addition, Chen Xuan had also bought a complete set of fishing lines, hooks, and floaters.
" Congratulations, Brother Chen, for entering the fishing pit!"
"Once you go fishing, you'll be as deep as the sea.”
"From now on, there will be another fisherman in the world.”
"Back then, I fished to get rid of my anxiety. Now, I start to get anxious every day I don't fish.”
"After the auto-fishing, I quit mahjong and singing. It's boring to look at women. My mind is filled with the appearance of the fish float.”
"Me too, me too. I want to throw a few shots whenever I see a ditch (covering my face)."
"Is there a need to be so exaggerated to catch a fish?”
"It's not an exaggeration at all."
"The moment the float sank, my adrenaline was soaring!”
"According to scientific research, fishing is the second most addictive sport.”
"What's first?"
"Hehehe."
"I understand instantly!"
"Then wouldn't it be twice as happy to be fishing while laughing?”
"Something is wrong with you!"
……
……
Chen Xuan put the fishing rod away, climbed onto the cow, and returned home.
When he got home and jumped off Brother Bull's back, he received a call from Lin Huanhuan.
She had already arrived and was walking over. According to the speed of this little girl, it would take about half an hour.
"Wait here, I'll get Brother Bull to pick you up.”
"No need, no need. I can walk by myself.”
Chen Xuan ignored her and said directly,"Don't be afraid when you see Brother Bull, just make it squat down. Brother Bull understands."”
He hung up the phone and said to Brother Bull,"Brother Bull, do me a favor. Help me pick up someone."”
"Moo ~" Brother Bull bent his knees. Brother Bull was tired.
Chen Xuan was speechless.
Good, he had learned how to bargain.
Chen Xuan could only take a bottle of gene drink, pour half a bottle in front of it, and pour half a bottle for Rhubarb.
After drinking it, Brother Bull stood up immediately." I feel my entire body is filled with power. Moo!
Chen Xuan was speechless.
This was so f * cking realistic!
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