"He's too bold. He actually dares to call his director an old bastard!”
"Little Wang, you're finished. You're in big trouble!”
"I can already imagine the Shuraba after this. It will definitely be bloody and violent!”
"This is much better than the Asura Arena between the players!”
……
The audience in the live broadcast room exploded.
At this moment, everyone heard a vague but still clear roar from the drone."Little Wang, I've treated you well. How dare you call me that?!”
"This is Director Wang's voice!"
"Asura Arena!"
"The Asura Arena is coming!"
……
The tens of millions of viewers in the live broadcast room were all excited.
Little Wang's panicked voice came from the drone." Director Wang, let me explain. It's not like that. I was tricked by Lin Beifan…"
Lin Beifan immediately denied it." Don't spout nonsense. What does this have to do with me?" I just wanted to know what you usually call Director Wang, but it surprised me! I didn't expect you to be such a person!”
"I didn't! Don't spout nonsense! It's not like this…" Little Wang was about to cry.
"Little Wang, the evidence has been preserved. What else do you have to say?" Director Wang roared.”
"It really isn't like this…"
At this moment, Lin Beifan couldn't stand it anymore.
He advised," Alright, alright. Old Wang, calm down. Young people are not sensible. Why bother?" It must be because you've squeezed her so hard that you couldn't help but complain. It's understandable…"
"I didn't…"
"Xiao Wang, don't say anything. I'm trying to plead for you!”
The drone was speechless.
The audience in the live broadcast room laughed until they peed their pants.
Lin Beifan continued," Old Wang, give me some face. Let's just forget about this matter. It's not a big deal!"”
"…What did you call me just now?"”
"It should be Old Wang. What's wrong?”Lin Beifan was confused.
Director Wang roared,"Don't bring 'ba'!"”
The audience in the live broadcast room could not help but burst into laughter.
"I was originally called Director Wang, but now I'm called Old Wang. They're of the same generation!”
"It's already very good that you didn't call me an old man!”
"Poor Director Wang. He's been played badly again!”
……
"Alright, alright, alright. Then I'll call you Old Wang from now on, okay?”Lin Beifan said angrily.
Director Wang: "…Alright, you can call me whatever you want. I don't care!”
There was a deep sense of powerlessness in his tone.
As a result, Lin Beifan's seniority rose to the same level as Director Wang.
So he raised his head, put on airs, and looked at the drone.""Little Wang…"
"Don't bring 'ba'…" the drone said weakly.
Lin Beifan waved his hand nonchalantly.""Alright, alright. It's not a big deal. Why bother? Little Wang, don't blame me for being more straightforward. You're too young. The waters of the workplace are deep. You can't grasp it. Let me do it! In the future, if you have any grievances, tell me, and I'll help you settle them!”
"…Thank you, brother!"
"You're welcome!" Lin Beifan smiled.”
The live broadcast room exploded.
"This must be the new era of Panga's friendship!”
"He who persuades a ga will eventually become a ga!"
"It's over. Little Wang was sold and he even helped to count the money!”
"Little Wang: Don't blame me, the little prodigy's tricks are too deep, I couldn't help but fall for it!”
"The poor drone has been broken!”
……
The drone was speechless.
Director Wang roared again."Xiao Wang, come to my office later!”
"…Yes, Director Wang!"”
The audience laughed until they peed their pants again.
Then, Lin Beifan continued to happily drink Coke and eat bread.
Her eyes could not help but drift to the side of the drone. The drone immediately retreated, like a wronged little wife.
The audience in the live broadcast room burst out laughing. They were laughing so hard that they were bending over.
At this moment, Lin Weiwei raised her hand." Teacher Zhao, my stomach is not feeling well. I need to go to the bathroom!"”
"Go!" Teacher Zhao waved his hand.
"Alright!" Lin Weiwei stood up with a whoosh, took the exercise book, and slipped into the bathroom.
"Wait, why are you still holding the exercise book?”Teacher Zhao asked in confusion.
"I want to think about the questions while I'm at the toilet. This way, I won't waste time!”Lin Weiwei said seriously.
"What a good child who loves to study. Go!”Teacher Zhao nodded in satisfaction.
"Her eyes are amazing. If I didn't know the truth, I would have believed her!”
"This lady in Chinese clothing is a drama queen!”
" It's so inconvenient for a young lady to go to the toilet with her exercise book…"
"There's an honest man upstairs!"
"Needless to say, he must have gone to look for someone!”
"The little prodigy is in trouble!"
……
Everyone laughed unkindly.
The direction of the bathroom was the same as the direction of the kitchen. So, she turned a corner and slipped into the kitchen. She caught Lin Beifan, who was eating and drinking, and rushed over fiercely.
"What do you want to do?" Lin Beifan shivered. Don't do anything rash!"
"As long as you help me solve the problem, I won't do anything rash!”Lin Weiwei took out her exercise book and slammed it on the table. She said anxiously,""Quickly tell me how to solve this problem!”
Lin Beifan glanced at him and said," Do you think I need to do something like this?”
The young lady in Chinese clothing was furious!
Are you looking down on me?
Although I'm a slacker, you can't look down on me!
This was too much!
A hand was already placed on Lin Beifan's delicate shoulder, gently caressing his smooth face. He threatened,""Hurry up, or I'll kill your tender face!”
"Heroine, please spare my life. I'll come right away!"
Hence, Lin Beifan started another round of solving the questions.
The audience in the live broadcast room were all looking at the solution.
It had to be said that the child prodigy was very capable in mathematics. Not only did he solve the problem quickly, but he also explained it clearly and logically. Even a slacker could understand it.
"The child prodigy's speech was so good and vivid. Even I, who is in my thirties, was fascinated by it!”
"Indeed, the child prodigy's teaching level is very high!”
"My child hates math the most. He said that he gets annoyed whenever he sees numerical formulas. In the future, he will drag him over to listen to the little prodigy's lectures!”
"You can keep the video and let the child watch it over and over again!”
"You're absolutely right!“
……
For a moment, the parents in the live broadcast room understood.
After about 10 minutes, Lin Beifan finished his explanation. Lin Weiwei stretched lazily and said,""I finally understand!"
"Why didn't you learn from Teacher Zhao properly? Why did you come to my place?”Lin Beifan asked.
Lin Weiwei rolled her eyes." Her lecture is so boring. She's always copying mechanically. She knows what she's doing but doesn't know what she's doing. I'm dizzy the whole morning. Your lecture is better!" If there's anything I don't understand in the future, I'll come to you!”
Lin Beifan was filled with regret." If I had known earlier, I wouldn't have helped you solve the problem. If you fall into a pit, you won't be able to climb out!"”
Lin Weiwei smiled and touched Lin Beifan's face,""Be good and help me answer the questions. I'll give you candy!”
Then, Lin Weiwei took the exercise book and went back to show off.
Seeing that Lin Weiwei had solved the question in the time it took her to go to the toilet, Teacher Zhao was very pleased. She thought that her efforts in the past two days had paid off.
"Teacher Zhao, the questions have been solved. Can I rest now?”Lin Weiwei said expectantly.
"Alright, go!" Teacher Zhao smiled.
"Long live Teacher Zhao!" Lin Weiwei raised her hand excitedly and shouted,""Sister Bai, little brother, quickly follow me up to change. We're leaving!”
They planned to go out for lunch first, then continue the journey that they had not finished yesterday.
"Alright, I'll be right there!" Bai Rongrong put down her book, smiling as she stood up.
"I'm coming!" Lin Beifan walked out slowly.
The three of them went to the changing room upstairs. It was filled with Han clothes. They wanted to wear Han clothes out.
Bai Rongrong wore a white dress, Lin Weiwei wore a green dress, the two standing together were graceful, each with their own merits, like two fairies in Guanghan Palace.
"Do you think the two of us look like the White Lady and Little Qing?”Lin Weiwei asked with a smile.
"It does look quite similar!" Bai Rongrong nodded, turning her head to smile at Lin Beifan: "Little brother, then change into a scholar's costume and play Xu Xian. This way, we'll have the new legendary White Snake combination!”
"You're right!" Lin nodded slightly.
"No, I want to wear monk clothes!" Lin Beifan shook his head.
"Why?" The two girls were stunned.
"Because I want to be Fahai and take you two monsters in!" Lin Beifan said loudly.”
Lin Weiwei and Bai Rongrong were speechless.
The audience in the live broadcast room laughed until they peed their pants.
"The little prodigy's answer is amazing. I never expected it!”
"If Xu Xian really can only accept one! However, Fahai could take in both of them!”
"Brother, I feel that there's something wrong with you!”
"You're all experienced drivers. Why are you pretending to be pure?”
"This is not the bus that goes to the kindergarten. I want to get off!”
……
Lin Beifan quickly changed into his monk robes.
He was wearing a grayish-blue robe with a string of large Buddhist beads hanging around his neck. He walked out and said solemnly,"My hair! This poor monk Fahai greets all benefactors!”
The live broadcast exploded.
"Too cute, too cute, simply too cute!”
"This old man's young girl heart can't take it anymore!”
"I like this kind of little monk the most!”
"Quick, let me hug you!"
……
Not to mention the audience in the live broadcast room, even Lin Weiwei and Bai Rongrong's eyes lit up when they saw Lin Beifan's outfit. They couldn't help but pounce over…tender him!
Lin Beifan was extremely embarrassed and angry. He said angrily,""Let go of me, you two freaks! Look at my Mighty Heavenly Dragon…"
Unfortunately, he was small and had short arms. The Mighty Heavenly Dragon was quickly suppressed.
There were a few red marks on his face that shouldn't have existed.
"Do you know what it means to be one foot higher than the devil?”
"Let's see if you still dare to resist in the future.”
The two demonesses were fiendish and monstrous.
Lin Beifan gave up struggling and said with a face full of despair,""Alright, alright, stop fooling around. I'm so hungry. Let's go out and eat! Wait, I'll go to the bathroom first!”
"Didn't you just go there?" Lin Weiwei asked.
Lin Beifan pointed at his own face and said,""I'm afraid that others will call me a Flowery Monk!”
Everyone burst into laughter again.
After washing up, Lin Beifan walked out again. He put his palms together and said solemnly,""My hair! Two demons…"
"Hmm?" The two demonesses placed their hands on their hips and raised their eyebrows.
" Let's go!" Lin Beifan immediately changed his words." Patrons, let's go!"”
Thus, the three of them set off.
They arrived at a hotel called the Satiety House.
This was a very well-known local restaurant that specialized in local specialties. The taste was superb and the price was reasonable. Many foreigners came and could not help but come here to have a taste.
There was an endless stream of people coming here to eat every day, and many people could not get a seat.
"There are a lot of people who come here to eat. Fortunately, my father is a super VIP here. Otherwise, we really wouldn't be able to get a private room!”Lin Weiwei handed him the menu.""Little brother, you order first!"
Lin Beifan took the menu seriously.""Thank you, benefactor. This Penniless Monk will not stand on ceremony!”
He opened the menu." I want this…this…and this…"
He ordered five dishes, four of which were meat.
"You're a monk, how can you eat meat!”Bai Rongrong said mischievously.
"I am the Wine and Meat Monk!" Lin Beifan said seriously.
Everyone laughed their pants off again.
Not long after, the dishes were served.
The eight dishes and one soup were all local specialties.
The dishes were exquisitely presented, and the color, smell, and taste were all delicious. The audience in the live broadcast room was drooling.
"Watching the little prodigy eat is enjoyment. There's all kinds of food from all over the world!”
"This table should be worth more than a thousand!"
"The dishes are not expensive, but the private room is expensive. This meal costs at least 2000 yuan!”
"Looking at the plum vegetable sesame seed cake in my hand, I cried out loud!”
"Previous poster, you're not alone!”
……
At this moment, the three of them, who were already hungry, could no longer hold it in and immediately started eating.
Lin Weiwei was still eating reservedly. She still had to maintain her figure.
But Bai Rongrong didn't care.
She was a foodie, and she couldn't help herself when she saw food. However, she had a thin physique, so no matter how much she ate, she wouldn't gain weight. Therefore, she ate with relish.
"I like this one! It tastes sweet, sour, and soft…"
"This is also very delicious! This taste is amazing!"
"Wow! I strongly recommend this!"
……
Lin Beifan, this fake monk, was also eating until his mouth was full of oil, but he still said seriously,""My hair! Wine and meat passed through the intestines, but Buddha's heart remained! Benefactors, let me help you to cross over and help you to live in the Western Paradise!”
The three of them were very satisfied with the meal.
With their big bellies, they lay comfortably on the chairs like little grandfathers.
The audience was depressed.
This kind of delicious food that could be seen but could not be eaten was equivalent to death by a thousand cuts!
"If I had known earlier, I wouldn't have opened it. I'm so depressed!”
"I can look but not eat. My hands are really cheap!”
"I feel terrible!"
"Hurry up and go to the other live broadcast rooms to wash your eyes!”
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