"Oh, so this is really the Immortal World, a world filled with gods and Buddhas. Since the Great Sage Equal to Heaven exists, then the great gods like Nezha, Hong Hai Er, Bull Demon King, Three Pure Ones, and Hongjun are naturally here as well.
Wait, since everyone here is a God, doesn't that mean that any one of them can beat me up? F * ck, I finally broke through to the Half-step Martial Soul, and I thought I could be mighty for a while. I didn't expect that in the end, I was still at the bottom.
Also, Chang'e was also a Zenith Heaven Golden Immortal. Who was the one who said that Chang'e was only at the Heaven Immortal realm? I'll believe your evil Heaven Immortal realm. She was clearly a Zenith Heaven Golden Immortal.”
"Fellow Daoist, Fellow Daoist, you haven't fully recovered yet, right? Why are you always in a daze?”
"Uh, that, Guanyin, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. I'm really not used to suddenly coming to this world filled with gods and Buddhas.
" Hmm, well, let me introduce myself first. I'm from Earth, which is China. As for why I passed through the Immortal and Mortal Barrier to come here, I don't know either. In short, I just came here in a daze.
Oh, right, Guanyin, Sister Chang'e, when is the Great Sage coming back? He is my idol."”
Chang'e looked at the pretentious Cheng Ren and thought," What kind of person is this? How can a person be so shameless? Your self-introduction is no different from not saying anything. I want to teach this shameless guy a lesson, but I'm afraid that the Great Sage will settle the score later. I'm conflicted..."
Although Chang'e was extremely dissatisfied with Cheng Ren, she was still a Great Sage, so she reluctantly answered Cheng Ren's question.
" Soon. He'll probably be back in another four to five hours. Just wait patiently. What's the hurry? Also, what is an idol? Can it be eaten? Or is it some kind of primordial supreme treasure? I've lived for thousands of years, but I've never heard of it before.”
Ah, I forgot that this place has already been separated from the mortal world for one to two thousand years. How could these country bumpkins know about the things on Earth today? Hehe, since you don't know, with the jokes that are as abundant as monkey hair on Earth now, if I don't make you guys laugh until you're shocked, then I'll be letting down the people of Earth.
"Yes, yes."
Cheng Ren deliberately cleared his throat and looked serious." Sister Chang'e, speaking of this idol, he's very powerful. Idol means worship. If one cultivates to the extreme, they will submit unconditionally, just like how you worship Patriarch Hongjun. How about it? This idol is powerful, right?”
"Oh, so idolization is worship. It does sound impressive. So you also worship the Great Sage.”
"Of course, don't you know who our Great Sage is? He's the one who dares to wreak havoc in the Heavenly Palace. The Great Sage can be said to be the idol of most people in our country.”
The more Cheng Ren spoke, the more interested Chang'e became. Even Guan Yin Bodhisattva leaned over to listen.
" I didn't expect this monkey to have so many people worshipping him. No wonder he could become a Saint. Are there other people in your world besides the legend of the Great Saint? For example, me?" Chang'e's curiosity was piqued by Cheng Ren, and she had actually forgotten that Cheng Ren had taken advantage of her just now.
"Sister Chang'e, of course. Since there's a Great Sage, there must be others as well. However, most of them are just unimportant passersby. Of course, Sister Chang'e is also a famous person in our country.”
"Oh, I didn't expect that I, Chang'e, would leave behind such a beautiful legend in the mortal world. Not bad, not bad at all. Quick, tell me about my story in the mortal world. Ever since the separation between the immortal and mortal world, I really don't know anything about the mortal world.”
"Sigh, if we were to talk about Sister Chang'e's story, then there would be a lot to tell. Sister Chang'e, you were simply too beautiful and were called the number one beauty in the world by the people of that time, so there were many versions of your story.
"However, there has always been a poem about you. Sister, don't blame me for saying it, and don't be angry because I don't know who wrote it. In any case, it has been passed down until now.
Mica screen candle shadow deep, the river gradually fell, the morning stars sank, Chang'e should regret stealing elixir, blue sea blue sky night heart.”
Cheng Ren was very talented in acting. He had just finished reading the poem and immediately pretended to be sad, as if the person in the poem had a lot to do with him and made him very sad.
What was worse was that this guy actually squeezed out two drops of tears from the corner of his eyes, and it couldn't be any more coincidental that it happened to fall into Chang'e's hands. Even an Oscar winner would probably have to stand aside when facing him.
Cheng Ren's hard-working performance made Chang'e constantly comfort him, completely forgetting that she had just called Cheng Ren a lecher and wanted to beat him up and kill him.
Chang'e looked at Cheng Ren, who was so sad because of a poem describing her. She completely let go of the fact that Cheng Ren had taken advantage of her. At this moment, Cheng Ren was no longer a lecher in her heart, nor was he a shameless person. Instead, he was a great man with great love. Just like that, as she thought about it, Chang 'e somehow opened her arms and hugged Cheng Ren.
"Alright, alright. It's all in the past. There's no need to be sad. Besides, you said that you don't know if it's true or not. Besides, I'm right in front of you now.”
"Oh, that's true. The most holy sister in my heart is right in front of me. Why should I care about those rumors? Please tell me the truth.
" If those are really rumors, when I return, I swear to find out who is spreading those rumors and slandering my most beloved sister Chang'e. I will definitely tear him into pieces." As he spoke, he deliberately circulated his true energy to flutter his clothes, looking as if he would not give up until he achieved his goal. He even took the opportunity to grab Chang'e's hands.
However, the energy in Cheng Ren's body was no longer genuine Qi, nor was it immortal Qi. It was a kind of three-colored genuine Qi that Cheng Ren had never seen before. It was gray, green, and blue. As for what it was, even Cheng Ren himself did not know. He only knew that it was countless times stronger than genuine Qi. It was not on the same level at all. He had no way to find out now. He could only ask Xiang Wentian when he returned.
Following Cheng Ren's realistic performance, Chang'e's heart almost melted. The more she looked at Cheng Ren, the more she liked him. Without a doubt, if this continued, Chang'e would definitely fall for him.
Cheng Ren took in Chang'e's expression and suddenly had the urge to further deepen his relationship with Chang'e.
"Sister Chang'e, I actually wrote a poem for you. This poem also represents my feelings for you. If you don't like it, then just pretend that I didn't say anything.”
Cheng Ren didn't care if Chang'e agreed to listen or not, he just started to recite…
"Aiyi is actually in a dream. Only dreams come true in a dream.”
How could an ancient person who had been isolated from the mortal world for one to two thousand years be a match for modern people in the Internet age, where information was exploding?
With Chang'e's cultivation as a Zenith Heaven Golden Immortal, beating Cheng Ren up was a piece of cake. However, it was simply impossible for her to keep up with Cheng Ren in terms of words. As a result, Chang'e looked at him seriously and suddenly felt like protecting Cheng Ren.
Chang'e looked at Cheng Ren, who was holding her hands. For some reason, she didn't want to pull away. Could it be that she had fallen for this guy? Otherwise, how could she let him hold her hand? Moreover, this guy had hugged and kissed her just now. From a moral standpoint, she was already his.
And that love poem that this bad boy just wrote, could it be considered as a confession to me? Should I agree to it? Aiya, oh Chang'e, you're a great Zenith Heaven Golden Immortal and the number one beauty in the Heavenly Court. If you love me, then so be it. Why are there so many twists and turns?
For a man who ruined a woman's innocence, she would either kill him or marry him. However, this enemy was so protective of her, how could she bear to do it? Forget it, this enemy had benefited.
"Brother Ren, do you want to hear the story of my journey to the moon? I will definitely tell you all about it.”
Although Chang'e was an ancient person, she was also a person who dared to love and hate. She either didn't love, or once she fell in love, she would definitely be dead set on it. Now, even the way she addressed Cheng Ren had changed. She directly called herself a concubine in front of Cheng Ren.
When he heard Chang'e call herself a concubine, Cheng Ren felt as if a hundred thousand grass mud horses were galloping in his heart. He was so scared that he quickly let go of Chang'e's hand, and his mind was spinning.
What, what, what was going on? He had captured Chang'e just like that? Wasn't this too simple? Was this still the most beautiful woman in the world, Chang'e? Could it be that she was a fake? Could it be that the legendary aura of a tortoise had caused all the beautiful women in the world to automatically throw themselves into his arms?
Wait a minute, there seemed to be a legendary god who was Chang'e's husband. What was his name again? He seemed to be called Houyi. Yes, it was Houyi.
F * ck, that's a top-tier God. If he finds out that I slept with his wife and made him a cuckold, I wonder if he'll come after me. No, I have to leave this place quickly. Otherwise, I won't even know how I died.
"Yes, yes. Sister Chang'e, what's your relationship with the legendary Hou Yi?”
"Big Brother Ren, you know Hou Yi too? Have you seen him? I haven't seen him in a long time. Quickly tell me that we'll go find him together. I miss Big Brother Hou Yi very much.”
" Cough, cough, cough." A series of coughs came out of Cheng Ren's mouth, clearly choked by Chang'e's words. F * ck, this is awesome. Not only did he get soaked, but he even brought his wife here. I'm not a god, so I can't beat Hou Yi. You actually want me to bring you to him? This is no different from lighting a lamp in a sh * t pit.
"Yes, yes. Sister Chang'e, aren't you married to Hou Yi? Don't you know where he is?”
" Who, who said that Hou Yi and I are husband and wife? Who's the one who's gossiping? I'll kill him," Chang'e said angrily, clearly agitated.
" Brother Ren, don't tell me that you don't like me anymore and are just giving me excuses? I'm telling you, if you dare to abandon me, I'll kill you first and then commit suicide." As she spoke, she was about to draw her sword.
"Wait, wait, Sister Chang'e, that's not what I meant. I won't do something like that either. It's just that the rumors say that you two are indeed husband and wife. I'm just asking. Yes, I'm just asking you to see if the rumors are true.”
'F * ck, what's going on? I just wanted to tease these two legendary figures. In the end, I got a wife, and it's the famous Chang'e. If I really marry Chang'e, what will happen to Mengxuan? F * ck, I'm so conflicted.'
"Big Brother Ren, I'm telling you, don't believe those rumors. I'm just a childhood playmate with Big Brother Hou Yi. I've always treated Hou Yi as my big brother. Besides, Big Brother Hou Yi is too dull. He's not my type, so how could I be married to him?
Also, I didn't steal any medicine. I was originally a martial cultivator. Back then, because the heavenly tribulation was too powerful, I had little magic power left in my body. I took a top-grade origin recovering pill to recover my true essence, then successfully passed the heavenly tribulation and ascended to the Heaven Realm. It's just that mortals don't know about this, so there are many versions.
As for why I stopped after I flew to the moon, it was because the moon was the entrance to the Heaven Realm at that time. I also know the poem you just mentioned, but I couldn't be bothered to pay attention to it.
Brother Ren, do you not like me interacting with other men? Then I won't go look for Big Brother Hou Yi. Let's go look for Elder Yue to arrange our marriage, alright?”
Cheng Ren looked at Chang'e's red face and was speechless. He couldn't escape even if he wanted to. As for Meng Xuan, he could only explain it later. Besides, Chang'e was a goddess of the masses. She couldn't be rejected just because she wanted to. It would take too much courage.
"Chang'e, let's wait for the Great Sage to return first. We can talk about finding Yue Lao later.”
" Okay, husband, I'll do as you say." Chang'e was so embarrassed that she couldn't even raise her head. She lowered her head and kept pinching the corner of her clothes, as if she had some kind of grudge against this dress.
The two of them were showing off their love, but Guanyin was dumbfounded.
What kind of situation was this? They were just about to fight and kill each other, and now they were actually talking about marriage? Wasn't this a little too fast? Wasn't Chang'e the number one ice beauty in the Heavenly Court?
However, what was this? He had been captured by this kid with just a few words. Didn't that mean that those people who had been chasing Chang'e all this time had been living like dogs?
If Guanyin's words were to be heard by Xiao Tianquan, he would definitely retort," Who, who said that dogs are definitely inferior to humans? I'm a dignified Xiao Tianquan, how can I be inferior to humans…"
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