"Hahaha, congratulations, congratulations on your marriage to Chang'e. Don't worry, I guarantee that no one in the Earth Immortal Realm, the Heavenly Court, or even the entire Nine Heavens will oppose your marriage to Chang'e.
Whoever dares to oppose me, I will beat them up. Brother, I will definitely be the marriage witness. Speaking of which, this is my first time being a marriage witness. I believe it will be very fun. Brother, just you wait. I will go and prepare for the wedding.”
As soon as he finished speaking, the Great Sage Sun disappeared without a trace, leaving behind a dumbfounded Cheng Ren and a red-faced Chang'e.
"F * ck, it seems like I didn't say anything when I just came out. You just said something about preparing for the wedding and then disappeared.
I'm not ready to get married yet. I was just teasing Chang'e just now. If I marry Chang'e now, what will happen to my Meng Xuan? If I knew this would happen, I wouldn't have teased Chang'e just now. With Great Sage's speed, he would have made a big fuss by now. If I don't marry Chang'e, Chang'e would definitely choose the extreme method based on her suicidal attitude just now.
Your sister, is this the so-called 'if you don't seek death, you won't die'?”
Cheng Ren turned around and looked at Chang'e, who was full of happiness, and shrugged helplessly. His heart was filled with bitterness and annoyance. In this situation, he definitely had to get married. Putting aside what would happen to Chang'e, he definitely wouldn't be able to get past himself.
" F * ck, what's going on? Since when is it so easy to fool a top-grade beauty? She's willing to devote herself to someone just by saying a few words. Moreover, she's the cold goddess of the masses, Chang'e…"
The next morning, Cheng Ren was pulled out of bed by Chang'e. Of course, Chang'e couldn't sleep with Cheng Ren before they got married.
"Husband, quickly get up. Yue Lao and the others are here to ask about your birth characters and where you will get married.”
"Ah? What? Cheng Ren jumped three feet high. Elder Yue is here already? Who else is here? Where is the wedding? Where does this brother have a mansion? Why don't you arrange it? I have no objections.”
"Husband, how can this be? Of course, you have to make such a big decision. I don't dare to overstep it. Besides, after I get married, this Moon Palace won't be mine anymore.
The Queen Mother and the Seven Celestial Maidens also came with Yue Lao. Yue Lao came to set an auspicious day. The Queen Mother and the Seven Celestial Maidens came to decorate the scene. Husband, you should hurry up and find a place. Don't let the Queen Mother and the other Celestial Maidens wait anxiously.”
"F * ck, f * ck, this is awesome. The Great Sage is indeed the Great Sage. He's actually so influential. He even invited the Queen Mother over and even wanted to set up a scene for me. It seems that the Great Sage only left at dusk yesterday. Now, the Queen Mother and the Moon Elder are here early in the morning. This efficiency is too high.
This wasn't some 'three' or 'four', but the Queen Mother of the Heavenly Court's female immortals. If the female immortals were so easy to invite, then they wouldn't be the female immortals. Great Sage, you're awesome. You're indeed the idol of many people in China. From now on, the title of the Great Sage, Heaven's Equal would truly live up to its name.
However, Great Sage, you are giving me trouble. Let's not talk about the pressure of the gods and buddhas in the sky. Where do you expect me to find a mansion to decorate in such a short time? It can't be in the Moon Palace, right? If it's held in the Moon Palace, then I will marry into your family. No, how can a seven-foot-tall man marry into a woman's family? Even Chang'e can't.
Eh, I got it, hahaha, I'm so smart, I even thought of this. Hehe, the Great Sage asked you to find trouble for me, this time I'll let you know what trouble is…
Come, Chang'e, let's go out and meet the Queen Mother and Yue Lao.”
"Hahaha, I've heard a lot about you. I've long heard that the Queen Mother of the Heavenly Court is extremely beautiful, kind-hearted, and helpful. It seems that it's true today.”
"Presumptuous, you mortal scholar, if you don't kneel before the Queen Mother, I'll chop off your head.”
"Little Seven, forget it. Mister Cheng is the brother of the Great Sage. With my relationship with the Great Sage, I don't need to be polite. The seven of you must treat Mister Cheng and Chang'e well in the future.”
" Oh, I know, Empress." Little Seven of the Seven Celestial Maidens admitted defeat, but in her heart, she had already cursed Cheng Ren a hundred thousand times.
"Tsk, you're just a first-tier scholar. If you weren't lucky enough to get close to the Great Sage, you wouldn't even be able to invite us over to set up the scene. Just based on Chang'e's title as the number one beauty of the Heavenly Court, a sea of opponents would trample you into mud in minutes.
As for getting the Jade Emperor and Queen Mother's approval, that was simply impossible. Did you think that it was so easy to get the Jade Emperor and Queen Mother's approval? What was there to be smug about?”
Madam Wang glared at Little Seven and said to Cheng Ren slowly," Mr. Cheng, I don't know where the hall is set up. Right now, the entire Heavenly Court is busy with your marriage with Chang'e. Please reply as soon as possible so that we can arrange the marriage."”
"Erm, that, Queen Mother, this is my first time here and I don't have any good places. Let's go to the Flowerfruit Mountain. The Flowerfruit Mountain is beautiful and I believe it will be a good place.”
Madam Wang couldn't help but exclaim in her heart," This kid isn't simple. Yesterday, he was so calm in front of a group of Sage-to-be and could even come back from the dead. Today, he's still so calm in front of me. How could a mere first-level mortal have such courage?"
Forget it, why didn't my pressure affect him at all? Now, he had even solved the biggest problem with a flip of his hand. If it was the monkey before he became a Sage, perhaps many people wouldn't take it to heart. However, the current Great Sage probably wouldn't ask for trouble. The auditorium was set in Flowerfruit Mountain. Even those who wanted to make a scene wouldn't dare to be presumptuous in Flowerfruit Mountain.
" Hehe, little guy, you still want to use your pressure to oppress me? Don't you know that I'm the owner of the Spatial Divine Sword? You're just a Quasi-Sage, and you still want to oppress the Spatial Divine Sword? Let alone a mere Quasi-Sage like you, even an expert like Old Xiang was suppressed by the Spatial Divine Sword until he was completely helpless.
If the Spatial Divine Sword were to attack, even Hongjun would have to retreat. However, my cultivation is low now, so I can't even exert a billionth of the power of the Spatial Divine Sword. If the Spatial Divine Sword were to attack again, I'd like to see how you can still be so smug. However, it's just a thought. After all, it's not my own power. Although Old Xiang didn't say it, I know it must be related to the Liu Family's Questioning Heart. Perhaps it was the Liu Family's Questioning Heart who intervened.
Oh, thank you. How could I forget about the matchmaker, Yue Lao? Speaking of which, it seems that this old man is here to set a date. What's the point of letting him go?”
"Erm, Elder Yue, I'm sorry, I'm really sorry. I was talking to the beautiful Queen Mother and the Seven Celestial Maidens and neglected you. Elder Yue, you're a great immortal with great bearing, so you won't argue with me, right?”
"My birth date is 1992, October 2nd, 6pm, which is the 2nd day of October, 1992. As for Chang'e, you should know about her, right?”
Hehe, immortals and mortals have been separated for more than 1,500 years. Let's see how you calculate these eight characters. If you can't, let's see how the Great Sage and Chang'e deal with you.
Cheng Ren's birth characters really made Yue Lao feel conflicted. It wasn't that he couldn't calculate it, but the age difference between Cheng Ren and Chang'e. Chang'e was from the era of the Three Royals and Five Emperors, while this kid was a person who had lived more than 1,500 years after the separation of immortals and mortals.
The two of them were more than 6,000 years apart in age. Who would have thought that the two of them would be together? Even as the matchmaker, when he saw Chang'e and Cheng Ren's red strings tied together, he could not do anything about it.
Theoretically speaking, immortals had a very long lifespan. They could live for at least one to two million years. A few thousand years was nothing in the eyes of immortals. Was there a need for Yue Lao to be conflicted?
Since age wasn't a problem, there was only one reason. It was because his partner was Chang'e, the most beautiful woman in the Heavenly Court. It could only be said that the Moon Elder and the immortals in the Heavenly Court didn't want Chang'e to get married. If it weren't for the fact that the witness of the marriage was the Great Sage, who everyone was afraid of, and if the Great Sage hadn't become a Sage, Chang'e, as the most beautiful woman in the Heavenly Court, wouldn't have had a chance to marry this kid. She reckoned that each of them could drown this kid with a mouthful of water.
However, there was nothing else to say. The Great Sage had come forward, and no one dared to say anything. Even if they were unwilling, they could only nod and bow in agreement. Didn't they see that the Jade Emperor and Queen Mother, who had always opposed the union of immortals and mortals, didn't say anything?
Actually, the reason why Chang'e fell in love with Cheng Ren and did not hesitate to marry him was not because Chang'e was lowly, nor was it because Chang'e, the number one ice beauty of the Heavenly Court, was so easy to coax. It was only because Cheng Ren's character had exploded, and he had appeared in front of Chang'e at a certain time and under certain circumstances.
In ancient times, women generally valued chastity more than their lives. Cheng Ren was first brought back to the Heavenly Court by Chang'e from the Earth Immortal Realm. When Cheng Ren successfully broke through, she was too excited to hug and kiss Chang'e. Based on this point alone, Chang'e could either kill Cheng Ren or marry him.
In the beginning, Chang'e did have the intention to kill Cheng Ren, but because of the Great Sage, Chang'e hesitated. Later on, Cheng Ren's 21st century flowery words, Oscar-like acting skills, and the spatial divine sword in Cheng Ren's sea of consciousness always emitted a faint gentle feeling.
Chang'e, who was standing beside Cheng Ren, felt extremely comfortable, so she made a decision in an instant. None of these factors could be missing.
If anyone else dared to hug and kiss Chang'e, even if Chang'e couldn't kill them, Chang'e's admirers would probably gang up and attack them. They wouldn't even know how they died…
Yue Lao could only put his hands together." Reporting to the Queen Mother, three days later will be the best day for Mister Cheng and Chang'e."”
Madam Wang waved her sleeves, displaying the demeanor of a king." Alright then, we'll set it three days later. Elder Yue, you're the one responsible for the wedding, and the seven fairies are the one responsible for the arrangements at the Flowerfruit Mountain. I want to have a chat with Sister Chang'e. If you have any questions, you can leave."”
Yue Lao and the Seven Celestial Maidens cupped their hands." We will obey Your Majesty's decree. I will do it now."”
Madam Wang sighed and muttered to herself. This should be considered an unprecedented wedding.
"Uh, no way. It's already decided. Yue Lao, aren't you being a little too hasty? I didn't even see you count with your fingers. How do you know that three days later is an auspicious day?”
Three days later, the Flowerfruit Mountain was crowded with people early in the morning. It was very lively. The Great Sage looked here and touched there curiously. Za Za, I didn't expect that I would be a marriage witness one day. It seems quite fun.
At noon, the Queen Mother sat on the main seat and looked at the mountain of congratulatory gifts and the immortals talking. The Flowerfruit Mountain was decorated so luxuriously without losing the immortal aura. She couldn't help but sigh. She didn't know what kind of fortune this kid had accumulated. Just these congratulatory gifts alone could make him become a Zenith Heaven Golden Immortal.
"Damned monkey, why did you have to become a Saint in front of this kid? If you hadn't become a Saint, if you hadn't become a witness, there wouldn't have been so many things happening. There are some things in these congratulatory gifts that even I don't have, and this kid has benefited so much.”
On the other side of the Flowerfruit Mountain, Elder Yue forcefully pulled on the Great Sage." Great Sage, the auspicious time is coming. As the witness of the marriage and the elder brother of the man, if you don't go over and sit at the head of the table, this wedding will be ruined."”
"I say, Old Yue, what does it have to do with the wedding being ruined whether I sit at the head seat or not? Besides, what's so fun about sitting with the Queen Mother? I'm telling you, if this wedding doesn't go through, I'll burn down your Moon Tower.”
Yue Lao wanted to cry but had no tears." Great Sage, oh Great Sage, can I call you grandpa? Please hurry up and sit on it. Don't miss the auspicious time. I guarantee that it will be fun. It's definitely something that Great Sage has never played before."”
"Alright, alright, alright. I, Old Sun, will sit down. Why are you so long-winded? If it's not fun, I, Old Sun, will burn your beard later.”
Elder Yue looked at the Great Sage's back and said," F * ck, what kind of people are these? Uh, no, they should be monkeys. They burn houses and beards for no reason."
Heavens, how could you let such a reckless monkey become a saint? With his lawless personality, the Heavenly Court would definitely not be at peace from now on. Sigh, the auspicious time has come. Let's get things done first. Otherwise, we really won't be able to keep this beard.”
" The auspicious time has arrived. Please welcome the groom, Cheng Ren, and the bride, Chang'e." As soon as Elder Yue finished speaking, the noisy hall instantly quieted down. Cheng Ren and Chang'e were wearing red robes with a big red flower in the middle. Cheng Ren and Chang'e each grabbed one side and walked into the hall.
Yue Lao looked at the Queen Mother and then at the Great Sage. He saw that the two of them had nothing to say and could only act according to the rules.
"Bow to heaven and earth…
Second bow…"
Cheng Ren and Chang'e didn't have their parents present. As the head of the female immortals, the Queen Mother naturally became Chang'e's superior. The Great Sage was Cheng Ren's only relative here, so he became Cheng Ren's superior.
" Husband and wife bow to each other. After the ceremony, send them to the bridal chamber." When the ceremony was completed and sent to the bridal chamber, most of the immortals present were heartbroken. Grass, a fresh flower stuck on cow dung.
Although the wedding was complicated, it was just as Madam Wang had expected. No one dared to make a fuss and the unprecedented wedding was completed perfectly.
The Queen Mother and the Great Sage, Heaven's Equal served as the bride and groom's wedding hall. The Great Sage, Heaven's Equal was the witness of the wedding. None of the people who came to attend the wedding were below the Golden Immortal Stage. Even many people from the Buddhist Sect came. Most of the congratulatory gifts were rare treasures.
The problem was the identity of the bride and groom. The bride was the Moon Goddess Chang'e, the most beautiful woman in the Heavenly Court, and the groom was a first-grade mortal. Since the establishment of the Heavenly Court, such a thing had never happened. It was the best way to describe it as an unprecedented wedding.
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