I, the River God of Peach Blossom Land, have been exposed!
35 Livestreaming Immortal Cultivation lessons, accidentally causing a wave of Immortal Cultivation 2

Taoyuan Ri

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[River God is being naughty again!] (/Haha)

[Teacher He thought that the River God wanted to teach him how to cultivate, but he didn't expect the River God to steal it!]

[Will the naughty dragon cub teach people to cultivate?] Would he? Would he? Of course not! (/Haha)

……

"Sit cross-legged to calm your mind and relax. Lips and teeth gently close, breathing slowly, hands must be held firmly, eyes must be level, gather divine light, reach the heart of heaven…"

In the small wooden house, Ao Tian was slowly reciting his mental cultivation method while quickly eating meat slices.

The meat that had just been cooked entered his mouth, but he did not seem to feel hot at all and swallowed it quickly.

In the blink of an eye, more than half of the meat on the small table had disappeared.

Even so, he did not forget to teach the students in the courtyard: "Enter the mud ball and descend to the air pressure point. It seems to exist continuously, but it is not used diligently. The dantian is warm, the kidneys are like boiling soup, the qi flows through the meridians, and the self-cultivation technique is complete…"

"How do you feel?" he asked after a while. Did his dantian feel warm? Was there a stream of qi moving?

"No!"

"Old sir, can I say that we don't understand what you're saying?" He Ling chuckled.”

"This means that you don't have the root of wisdom and have no fate with cultivation.”Ao Tian said while eating the hotpot.

He had almost finished the 15 pounds of meat on the table.

The people in the courtyard did not notice at all and even asked,"Then what should we do?"

"It's okay. I'll tell you again in modern language. That is, inhale ~"

As expected, he understood the vernacular version.

He Ling and the others followed Ao Tian's rhythm and adjusted their breathing, gradually entering a good state.

But in reality…

"Hu ~"

Ao Tian exhaled, blowing away the steam on the meat.

"Suck ~~"

Big mouthfuls of meat!

"Hu ~"

The steam was blown away.

"Suck ~~"

Big mouthfuls of meat!

……

Huang Sanshi walked in with two large plates of processed meat slices. When he saw the plates on the table that had been swept clean, Huang Sanshi understood something.

"Poor Lingling and the kids are adjusting their breathing outside, but they don't know that the beef and mutton are gone.”Huang Sanshi laughed softly. He was smart enough not to disturb the people outside.

Ao Tian rolled his eyes and said,""This old man is serious about teaching!"

"Seriously?" Huang Sanshi was full of doubt.

Ao Tian ignored him and said to the people in the courtyard,""When your heart is calm and your breath is heavy, try to sense the aura of heaven and earth. Try to fuse with heaven and earth and enter a state of anatta.”

After speaking to the people outside, he said to Huang Sanshi,""You can practice when you go back. It's very easy to get started.”

"Well…I never thought of cultivating. I don't think I have that kind of talent. Besides, I have a wife and children. I don't have any other thoughts in this life. I just want to quietly accompany my wife and children.”Huang Sanshi said with a soft smile. His smile was warm and sweet.

" You can go back and teach your wife and children," Ao Tian said." You can live longer and accompany them longer."”

"Alright, alright." Huang Sanshi said perfunctorily. He had doubts about cultivation and had no intention of carrying it out at all."Old sir, please eat first. I'll go back to the kitchen and continue my work.”

With that, he slipped away.

"Tsk, young people nowadays really don't like to listen to the words of the old.”Ao Tian shook his head and continued eating.

…………

……

Three hours later.

The four cultivators slowly opened their eyes.

There were basically no more vegetables in the house.

Ao Tian had already sat on the futon, leaning against the pig. He rubbed his round belly, looking lazy after eating.

Huang Sanshi sat beside him, also full.

He looked at the four cultivators and could not help but shake his head with a smile."A bunch of silly children. The old man was just fooling you. You actually accompanied him for so long? The vegetables are all gone. Do you know that?"

The person outside did not reply.

Their expressions were indifferent, as if they had an extraordinary temperament.

However, Huang Sanshi didn't notice it. He took a sip of the Peach Blossom Wine brought by Ao Tian and said with a smile,""Besides, when can I not cultivate? But good wine and good meat are gone if they miss it. Don't you think so, old sir?”

"Great minds think alike." Ao Tian said. Otherwise, he wouldn't have rushed to eat first.

A group of silly children walked in.

"How is it?" Huang Sanshi asked with a smile. After meditating in the courtyard for a long time, did you feel any changes in yourself?”

The four of them were speechless.

"Do you feel a buzzing sound in your ears?" Huang Sanshi asked teasingly. Did you get bitten by a mosquito?"

“……”

"Then do you feel a little cold? It's March now, and the weather is still cold. Aren't you afraid of catching a cold by sitting on the ground without even bringing a futon?”

“……”

"Not talking? Could it be that he felt the dew hanging on his down jacket, and his clothes were getting heavier?”

“……”

Huang Sanshi gave up on teasing them and greeted them gently,""Hurry up and sit down to eat! I knew you would be hungry, so I specially left a portion for you. Otherwise, the old man would have eaten it all!”

"Tsk!" The old man, who was leaning against the pig and picking his teeth, let out a disdainful voice.

However, Huang Sanshi ignored him and prepared to get up to bring the backup ingredients over to the pot.

However, at this moment, the four of them spoke.

"Teacher Huang, I'm not hungry!"

"I feel warm in my stomach. Not only am I not hungry, but I'm also not cold at all. I really want to take off my down jacket!”

" I feel like my body has become light. I feel like I can fly with the wind!"

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