I, the River God of Peach Blossom Land, have been exposed!
37 Mushroom Hut Bio-Bomb, Bombing the Whole Village Away

Taoyuan Ri

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As the saying goes, you don't know the true face of Lushan Mountain because you are in this mountain.

Now, the people in the mushroom house didn't know what was going on in the outside world because they were in the live broadcast!

Huang Sanshi was a little surprised and a little twisted. In the end, he said,""Alright, stop talking. It's fine if you're not hungry or not, but you should at least try the wine that the old man brought, right?”

Before the four of them could react, Ao Tian suddenly stiffened.

He had been scooping up the meat slices in the hotpot, but at this moment, he put down his chopsticks.

"I'm full. I'll leave first. See you tomorrow ~"

After saying that, Ao Tian carried Qi Ba in one hand and Pig in the other. He ran out of the small wooden house like flying.

"What happened? Why did the old man suddenly become so reserved? Didn't he leave after eating in the past?”Huang Sanshi was puzzled.

In the distance, in the program team's cabin.

The assistant director said,"Quick, follow the camera!"”

The camera immediately followed Ao Tian.

After the old man left the mushroom house, he became impudent and no longer hid his movement technique.

He sprinted all the way, as if he was walking on the waves, floating like an immortal!

He ran to the river and threw the child and the pig into the river, and then…

The classic scene that the entire internet was looking forward to reappeared once again!

The White Dragon entered the sea!

This time, the camera was very close, and the photos were even clearer!

The assistant director of the remote surveillance was in tears. He immediately ordered,"Quickly save the image and inform the post-production team to quickly make the poster. Remember the watermarks! This is the exclusive scene we yearn for. No one can steal it again!!”

In the mushroom house.

"Let's go then. Why did you take our pig away? Didn't he say," Let's go then. Why did he take our pig away? Didn't we agree to return this pig to us and order another pig for him?”Huang Sanshi looked at the door and could not help but laugh.

"Maybe it's because the pig we bought online is still on the way? When the new pig arrives, the old man will definitely return the pig to us.”He Ling smiled and took a sip of the Peach Blossom Wine that Ao Tian had brought.

"Delicious!" His expression lit up immediately, and he excitedly recommended it to the people around him."It's really delicious! It wasn't spicy to the throat, it was sweet and had the fragrance of peach blossoms! My sister can drink too. Come, let's try it.”

Huang Sanshi also gave him a thumbs up."Yes, this wine should only exist in the heavens. How many times can the human world taste it?”

Amidst the praises, the three of them all drank a cup.

Just as Zhang Yixing and Zhang Zifeng were still savoring it, Peng Peng's expression suddenly changed. He clutched his stomach, but it was too late…

"Bang!"

Biological weapons!

The others jumped up and covered their mouths and noses, almost going crazy!

"Peng Peng! This was a place to eat! Be careful!"

"Are you farting in front of so many cameras?!”

"This fart is too…"

Before everyone could finish scolding, Peng Peng said,""Sorry, my stomach hurts. I need to go to the toilet first!”

After saying that, he rushed out of the small wooden house.

After he rushed out of the small wooden house, the others also suddenly felt a sharp pain in their stomachs, as if something was about to surge out of their anus…

"Sorry, I need to go to the toilet too.”Zhang Yixing clutched his stomach and ran outside.

"Me too…Ahhhh! We only have one toilet!”He Ling clutched her stomach and cried out in pain.

The younger sister was also clutching her stomach, her face filled with pain.

"Why am I fine?" Huang Sanshi was stunned, but seeing the two's painful and twisted expressions, he could not bear to ask a hundred thousand questions first. He quickly said,"You guys go and borrow a toilet from a fellow villager!”

"Yes." He Ling helped her sister out in pain.

Huang Sanshi had to go out too.

Because Peng Peng's biochemical bomb was left in the room, the smell lingered for a long time. If he continued to stay in the room, it would simply take his old life in advance!

He walked to the courtyard and took a deep breath of fresh air…

"The air outside is still better."

Boom...

The toilet behind the house!

Another biochemical bomb!

Huang Sanshi went crazy. The elegant him no longer cared about maintaining his image in front of the camera. He turned around and vomited!

"Peng Peng, what the hell is this…"

He couldn't take it anymore and ran outside.

In the end.

A group of people also rushed out from the neighbor's house.

The two of them looked at each other, and everything was said without a word.

Run.

Not long after, the production team gave up filming and joined the group.

They ran all the way to the entrance of the village before they could breathe normal, fresh air!

" Now I understand why the old man ran away with the pig…" Huang Sanshi finally understood.

"But what's with that jar of wine?”

"The wine has gone bad after being buried under the tree for too long.”

"That's not right. I'm fine. Why did Lingling and the others turn into biochemical bombs?”

What Huang Sanshi did not know was,

That jar of Peach Blossom Wine was not an ordinary wine.

It was personally brewed by Ao Tian.

Buried under the peach blossom tree for another 500 years,

It was no longer an ordinary item, but an immortal item.

If an ordinary person drank it, it would strengthen their body and prolong their life.

However, if it was combined with the introductory mental cultivation method, that jar of Peach Blossom Wine would immediately turn into a Foundation Establishment Immortal Grade. After He Ling and the others drank it, they would be reborn, their marrow cleansed, and their tendons changed!

As for the manifestation of being reborn, cleansing the marrow, and changing the tendons…

Of course, he had to expel all the impurities in his body first!

ps:

I feel like this writing is exposing my age…

Taking medicine to build a foundation equated to sh * tting and farting. This was how cultivation novels were written 20 years ago…

She covered her face and cried ~

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