"Let me translate it."
[Gonggong crashed into Mount Buzhou.]
Nuwa mends the sky.
Nu Wa created man.
Hou Yi shot the sun.
Chang'e flew to the moon.
Sun Wukong wreaked havoc in the sky.
[So the River God is a living mythological dictionary!] 233~
[Nuwa Gonggong, these are the gods of the primeval era. The River God has lived for so long?]
[Please don't take the script seriously.] However, he liked it when he heard it.
[Yeah, it's not bad to have a season to talk about myths and legends, so that the children nowadays don't know the stories of our ancestors!] Isn't our Nuwa Fuxi better than Ultraman?!
[Wilderness worker, survive until 2021, vindicate Dao and become a god!]
"Wow, it sounds like you're really old, grandpa.”Zhang Zifeng stood up with the help of his luggage. He raised his head and asked innocently,"Can I ask you a question?”
Ao Tian liked this polite little girl.""What is it?"
"Before I crossed the river, I heard that there was a legend of the River God getting married in this village. Is it true?" Zhang Zifeng asked.”
[Coming, coming!] Classic question!
[Sister, run! The River God is interested in you!]
[No, my sister is mine!]
[I beg the River God to let me go. My sister is still a child!]
20 years old and still a child? In ancient times, a 20-year-old was already considered a leftover woman!
[The River God should have married a sixteen or seventeen year old girl, right?]
[That younger sister is too " old." I beg the River God to let her off. I'm willing to use my biological younger sister to exchange for Zi Feng with the River God!]
[Same 1]
[Same 2, take my sister away!]
[What are the people above thinking!] This was a fairytale version. Of course, it was impossible for the River God to get married!
However, on the Peach Blossom River.
" Of course." Ao Tian clenched his claws." It's true."”
The entire Internet was shocked.
The people on the ship were also collectively stunned.jpg
"But that's what the villagers say. I don't understand what they're thinking. I don't care about sex, but you have to give me a wife. However, they didn't think about it. I'm a dragon, and the bride is a human. Didn't someone with the surname Da say so? How could different races get married and reproduce? If you give me a beautiful female dragon, I might consider it.”Ao Tian sighed.
[Let me explain. Darwin's surname isn't Darwinian.]
The dragon ancestor actually knew about Darwin!
[As expected of a learned dragon.]
[You want a little female dragon, is that okay?]/ laugh and cry
[Where do you expect humans to find a dragon lady for you?]
Grandpa Long sighed. He was defeated by the intelligence of humans!/ dying of laughter
Zhang Zifeng recovered from his shock and asked carefully,""Then, what happened to those brides in the end?”
At this moment…
Not only Zhang Zifeng,
It was still 30 million viewers on the entire Internet.
All of them had beautiful fantasies…
After all, this was a fairytale version of the River God. He gave two sets of gifts. He was so generous. It was obvious that he was a good friend of humans. Of course, he would not harm anyone, especially those beautiful, twenty-eight-year-old girls...
"Of course we ate it. We dragons are omnivores and especially love meat.”Ao Tian said lightly.
“……”
Everyone fell silent.
Zhang Zifeng's small face turned pale in an instant.
His body swayed and he almost fell off the boat.
Ao Tian helped her up." Don't be afraid. Ever since my precious grandson came back from the Western Paradise, I've become a vegetarian…Oh, no, I just don't eat people anymore. But I still eat those who fly in the sky and those who run on the ground."”
After saying that, he raised his other claw and made a Buddha gesture to prove that he was kind.
But in fact,
He did not believe in Buddhism.
How could a junior who was born many years later than him have the face to make him believe him?
However, after that grandson of who knows how many generations came back, he knocked on the wooden fish by his pillow every day and chanted scriptures, asking him to put down his butcher knife and become a Buddha.
You all know that.
Ao Tian, this dragon, liked to sleep.
Moreover, he slept for a hundred years.
That was why he hated it the most when someone chanted scriptures and disturbed his sleep!!
Unable to bear it any longer, he pinched the grandson's seven inches and left a sentence,"I won't eat people in the future!" With a promise, he slapped that grandson to the west with his tail.
From then on, her ears were clean.
However, he kept his word, so he never ate anyone again.
If there were still ignorant people giving him brides, he would not move.
That's right.
What he meant by not moving was to watch them sink to the bottom of the river and turn into ghosts…
Humans loved to court death.
Moreover, he died happily.
Damn ~
"Can our program team really broadcast this kind of content?”He Ling gulped.
Huang Sanshi came back to his senses and said,"It's fine. It's just a script." Which show didn't have an evil boss? This might have been set up by the program team to make it more difficult for us to cross the river to retrieve supplies in the future. How about this, River God, just tell us directly, what conditions do we need to cross the river in the future?”
"Condition?" Ao Tian stroked his beard and said,""Why do you humans like this? Sending my wife…If you want to cross the river, then cross the river. As long as you don't disturb me. But since you've already mentioned it, I'll collect the protection fee.”
"Tell me, how many trees?" Huang Sanshi said readily.”
"Why would I want a tree?"
“？”
The unexpected conversation stunned Huang Sanshi.
At this time, Ao Tian had already started swimming around the boat. He was looking at the supplies on the boat. These were all the possessions he had accumulated in the past four seasons.
The people on the ship were also sizing him up.
As he swam, his white dragon body was revealed in the water.
Today was a rainy day. The sun did not rise, and the water did not reflect light.
However, every scale on Ao Tian's dragon body seemed to be shining under the water.
"I thought it was just a dragon head. I didn't expect it to be the whole thing.”Huang Sanshi was stunned by this " craftsmanship ". This was definitely the best dragon he had ever seen with special effects!
" Father Huang, he helped me up just now. It seems like…" Zhang Zifeng looked at Huang Sanshi uneasily, wanting to say something but hesitating.
She had just touched a dragon.
That feeling…
At this moment, Ao Tian pressed his paw on the luggage.
He looked at Huang Sanshi and grinned.
He smiled quite kindly.
"Young man, did you just say that only children make choices?”
Huang Sanshi's smile instantly disappeared.
An ominous premonition shrouded everyone on the ship…
"This old man wants all of them!"
Ao Tian pressed down with his claw.
Plop…
Everything on the ship fell into the water!
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