Yearning, We Don't Drive! (2)
"The mountain is not high, it is famous with immortals, the water is not deep, it is spiritual with dragons. This is a shabby house, but I am virtuous. The steps on the platform are green, the grass is green, there are great scholars talking and laughing, and there are no ordinary people coming and going!”
Xiao Bei looked at the scene in front of him and could not help but think of Liu Yuxi's shabby room inscription.
At this moment, he actually felt the same sense of tranquility and elegance that the ancients had.
The other members were the same.
This kind of peaceful feeling was really wonderful!
"Brother Xiao Bei, you're doing well. You're a crosstalk performer. Why don't we use poetry as the theme today and imitate the ancients to recite poems?”
Peng Peng's suggestion stunned everyone, but they all agreed.
"I don't know why, but Peng Peng is clearly not good at anything, but he's always the initiator of the game. This is too funny!”
At this moment, He Jiong said emotionally.
Hahaha…
When everyone heard this, they laughed again.
Peng Peng laughed without any scruples.
Obviously, what Teacher He said was the truth!
Young people should have the vitality of young people.
Failure was not scary. What was scary was not having the courage to start all over again.
Xiao Bei suddenly looked at everyone excitedly.
"Speaking of poetry, I have a poem here. It's not only a poem, but also a riddle. Do you want to hear it?”
"Alright, alright. The riddle today was too embarrassing. This time, no matter what, I have to prove myself!”
When Peng Peng heard that there was another riddle to guess, he immediately perked up.
He would get up from where he fell.
"Hahaha, don't you say that Peng Peng's unyielding spirit really touched me!”
"In the past, I thought Peng Peng was a little funny. I didn't expect that this season, he could be so funny. I feel that as long as he speaks to Xiao Bei, people can't help but want to laugh. This is really..."
"I don't know why, but I have a feeling that Peng Peng is going to be abused again. Peng Peng, you should be more careful!”
"All the best, all the best. I'm looking forward to the next segment!”
In the live broadcast room, everyone was still enthusiastic.
The boring decoration segment had already been successfully completed. Now that it was time for the game segment, the attention was naturally even higher.
Everyone was looking forward to Xiao Bei's poem with a riddle!
"Wait, Xiao Bei, you will give a range for the riddle this time, right?”
Xiao Bei nodded.
"Of course!"
Peng Peng nodded confidently.
"No problem then. Come on!"
Xiao Bei did not waste any more time and said decisively.
"He said he was born in the Jiangnan area and wandered in Youzhou in the north of the Great Wall. With a matchmaker inside and a brocade quilt covering his head outside, he took off his clothes and let you play. He was so handsome and white!”
Xiao Bei finished his poem, which was also a riddle, with a serious expression.
Then, he added.
" This poem hits one food!"
However, at this moment, the others were all grinning from ear to ear.
He Jiong asked with a serious expression.
"Xiao Bei, this is a serious program. Are you sure this poem won't be banned?”
Hahaha…
At this moment, Peng Peng laughed even more impudently, as if he was possessed.
"Brother Xiao Bei, are you sure you're not talking about a woman, but a kind of food?”
Peng Peng tried his best to calm himself down and then asked with a serious expression.
At this moment, his sister did not say a word.
However, the blush on her face had already betrayed her. Clearly, at this moment, she was also thinking of scenes that were not suitable for children.
"I don't think I'm an experienced driver. Why does it sound like an indescribable scene?”
Huang Lei was analyzing the situation seriously the entire time.
As Master God-Diviner, his intelligence was unquestionable.
However, the more he analyzed, the more he felt that something was wrong.
If this was on a show, he could confidently say such an analysis.
However, this was the life he yearned for. It was a leisure and entertainment program.
Why did it feel like it had turned into a yearning to drive…
It always made people involuntarily think of some other scenes.
As the initiator, Xiao Bei looked at everyone with an innocent expression.
"No, I'm just giving you a riddle. What are you laughing at?”
Peng Peng said maliciously.
"Brother, are you sure this riddle is a proper riddle?”
Xiao Bei replied very seriously.
"Of course!"
"This is a poem about dumplings!”
Dumplings?
When Xiao Bei said the answer, everyone was stunned.
"No, how can this be a rice dumpling poem?”
Huang Lei was the first to retort.
"Look, I was born in the Jiangnan region and wandered to Youzhou in the north of the Great Wall. Is glutinous rice originally a product of the south?”
Everyone nodded.
"Does that mean that there are also some in the north now?”
"That's right!"
Huang Lei replied.
"I really hoped that the golden cup would match the jade cup, but I didn't expect that it would make a fool of me. In the past, glutinous rice was used to make wine, but I didn't expect it to be wrapped in dumplings now.”
"Continue to analyze, mainly the following few sentences!”
Peng Peng said excitedly.
"There's a matchmaker inside and a brocade blanket outside. When you wrap a dumpling, you'll put a date inside and a layer of dumpling skin outside.”
"What about the last sentence?"
He Jiong asked.
"Take off your clothes and let you swim. You're so handsome and white.”
"This is even easier to explain. The dumplings are peeled and eaten, so the inside is naturally white. How can it not be broadcast?”
Xiao Bei spread his hands and looked at the others in confusion.
These people were all speechless.
He could only smile awkwardly.
I'm really shocked when I'm on the verge of death. The clown is actually me ~
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