Siheyuan: I'm an expert in training birds!
42 : New Year’s greetings, shooting yourself in the foot

The Chosen

Settings
ScrollingScrolling

Silly Zhu smiled sinisterly as he leaned against the wall. Listening to the voices of the three children inside, he thought to himself, I'm really a genius.

At this moment, Yi Xiao Hao came from behind and said.

"Silly Zhu, what are you laughing at?"

Silly Pillar didn't reply and said directly. "Go away, I'm playing a prank on you."

"Who are you messing with so early in the morning?"

"Who else could it be? Yi Xiaohao."

Suddenly, Silly Zhu felt that this voice sounded familiar. He turned around and saw Yi Xiao Hao looking at him with a smile.

"Why are you here?" Silly Zhu widened his eyes.

"This is my doorstep. Why can't I be here?”

Yi Xiao Hao looked at Silly Zhu calmly and continued.

"You, on the other hand, stood in front of my house early in the morning and said that you wanted to mess with me. Oh right, I remember that you have to clean the yard for a month.”

At the mention of this, Silly Zhu's face darkened.

It's all your fault. Otherwise, why would I have to clean the courtyard?

He didn't know what had happened during this period of time. He had been unlucky one after another and even met Yi Xiaohao every time. How unlucky.

At this moment, the three children inside also realized that there was no one inside and immediately rushed out.

As soon as they came out, they saw Yi Xiao Hao. Then, they looked at Silly Zhu, not knowing what to do.

Silly Zhu didn't care about anything else. Anyway, it was a few children doing things, so he quickly gave them a look.

The stick meme immediately understood when he saw it. He pulled his two sisters and was about to kowtow.

Just as they knelt down and were about to knock the bowls and chopsticks and sing, Yi Xiaohao stopped them.

"Alright, there's no need to sing. It's the first day of the new year, so as an uncle, I can't not express anything.”

Shazhu was overjoyed, his face was full of pride as he thought.

Even if you, Yi Xiaohao, are as cunning as a ghost, you will still have to drink my foot-washing water. I'll see if you lose three or four yuan.

However, Yi Xiaohao did not take out the money. Instead, he took out a handful of White Rabbit Creamy Candies from his pocket and said to the three children.

"It's the new year. It's too tacky to always give red packets. If you want to give, give the child what he likes. Do you want milk candy or red packets?”

The moment the milk candy was taken out, the three siblings swallowed their saliva almost at the same time. They looked at the milk candy in Yi Xiaohao's hand with greed in their eyes.

"Little Dang wants milk candy."

"Candy, I want milk candy for the small locust flower."

Only the meme was struggling internally. He was the oldest and knew that three yuan and milk candy were more important.

Three yuan could buy a lot of toffees, but this money would definitely not reach their hands. After they went home, they would have to hand over the money.

After a fierce struggle, the stick said,"I want milk candy too."

The money had to be handed over anyway, and he had already received a lot of money this morning. It should be no problem to eat some candy, the rod comforted himself.

Silly Zhu, on the other hand, continued to grumble," You silly children, of course money is important. Money can buy candy and firecrackers.”

Yi Xiaohao glared at him and said," Shut up. If you kowtow to me, I'll count you in too."”

Silly Zhu closed his mouth unwillingly, feeling aggrieved in his heart.

He knew that Yi Xiao Hao was a little smart, but he did not expect him to react so quickly.

Then, Yi Xiaohao gave the three of them a candy each and put the rest back into his pocket.

The three children immediately ate the milk candy happily.

Silly Pillar looked at the eyes and said,"Just give everyone a moment."”

"What else? I didn't say how much I would give.”Yi Xiao Hao laughed as he looked at Silly Zhu.

"You're really good." Silly Zhu was speechless.

However, how could a candy satisfy the appetite of these ingrates? The first person who finished eating continued.

"Little Uncle Hao, I've finished eating.”

Yi Xiao Hao gave him a slap. This ingrate, you want something and yet you are so confident. If you don't know how to say something nice, who will give it to you like this?

However, on the surface, Yi Xiaohao still smiled and said,

"I only gave you candies when you paid your New Year's greetings.”

For a moment, he didn't know what to say. He just looked at Silly Zhu, hoping that he would say something good.

The other two had also finished eating and started to shout for more.

Although the White Rabbit Creamy Candy was hard candy, they rarely ate such delicious candy. They didn't lick it slowly, but directly bit it and ate it in one go.

Seeing the three children asking for candy, Silly Zhu started to watch the show. He didn't have any candy anyway.

Yi Xiao Hao looked at Sha Zhu's appearance and sneered in his heart.

Then, he said to the three of them,"Did you give your Uncle Silly Zhu a New Year's greeting? His New Year's money can be used to buy candy."”

The three of them were still young and did not have any concept of etiquette.

After Yi Xiaohao's reminder, the three siblings immediately reacted.

Then, the three siblings knelt down in front of Silly Zhu and began to knock the bowls and chopsticks in their hands.

"Uncle Shazhu, Uncle Shazhu, the Spring Festival is here.”

"One is less, two is less, three or four is just right.”

...........

Silly Zhu looked at the three siblings with black lines on his face.

Why did this kid listen to everyone? Wasn't he shooting himself in the foot?

Also, this Yi Xiaohao was too bad. He suddenly turned the blame on him.

Yi Xiaohao also started to add insult to injury and said,"Silly Zhu, are you going to give me candy or money?”

He wanted to give her some candy, but he didn't have any on him right now.

Yi Xiaohao seemed to have seen through his thoughts and said,"How about I sell it to you? I'll charge you two pieces of candy for three pieces.”

Silly Zhu's face darkened once again. Three candies for two dollars, why don't you go rob them? I won't let you earn even if I lose three dollars.

Then, with a pained expression, Silly Zhu took out three yuan from his pocket and reluctantly gave it to the children.

The three children got the money and left happily. Yi Xiaohao also went back to sleep.

Only Shazhu was left standing at the door.

Looking at his empty hands, Silly Pillar cried out in pain.

This book comes from:m.funovel.com。

Last Next Contents
Bookshelf ADD Settings
Reviews Add a review
Chapter loading