A Song of Ugly Person for Little Sister!
"Of course, I'll go first. Listen up, Chuchu's birthday is on the 30th of March.”
The little girl looked at Shen Fei with a slightly provocative gaze.
She kept feeling that the man in front of her seemed a little different from before, but she could not figure out what the problem was.
The audience in the live broadcast room was also stumped by this question. Shen Fei did not even think about it and directly said," Every year on the 30th of March!"
"Hmm? Not bad, your reaction is so fast."
She thought that the other party had heard of this question before and didn't take it to heart.
"Alright, now it's your turn to ask.”
"There is an animal that looks like a cat and a tiger. What animal is it?”
"What? Was there such an animal? Don't lie to me."
After listening to Shen Fei's brain teaser, Daai Xiaomei's face was full of suspicion.
The audience in the live broadcast room was also puzzled.
Seeing this, Shen Fei directly gave an answer,"No, no, no. Xiao Naofu, dear!”
“???”
After the answer was announced, the live broadcast room was filled with question marks.
"Damn you, Xiao Naofu. How dare you call an old woman stupid? Streamer, I respect you as a man!”
"Haha, why do I feel like this streamer has changed into a different person? He wasn't this smart just now.”
"Isn't this good? The old woman dug a hole and jumped into it. She happened to be wearing a dress. Why don't you perform a handstand for us? It's funny!"
"Hey, I think it's fine!"
.......
This unexpected sentence also made Dai Xiaomei a little dumbfounded.
"Ding! Congratulations to the host for obtaining Little Sister Dai's resentment points 10!”
"Only ten points of resentment?"
Hearing the electronic voice in his mind, Shen Fei subconsciously pursed his lips.
Although the effect wasn't ideal, a mosquito was still meat.
"Is it time for someone's talent show?”
Shen Fei could not help but remind her when he saw that there was still no movement from the little sister.
"Alright, I'll sing a song for you.”
Soon, the live broadcast room started playing music.
However, the effect could be imagined. Everyone in the industry knew about Daai Xiaomei's tone-deaf.
“???”
"Good heavens, is this punishing her or is she punishing us? Stunned "
"I cried after hearing that, but if I sing again, I'll have to run away overnight. Doesn't this old woman know how ridiculous her singing is?”
“.......”
The live broadcast room was filled with complaints.
Shen Fei's heart also tightened, and he almost had another heart attack.
The little girl didn't care. She immersed herself in her own music world and finished singing the entire song.
"Alright, we're done singing. Let's continue! May I ask, what can I use to solve all the puzzles?”
Just as the audience was deep in thought, Shen Fei spoke without hesitation,"The answer!"
F * ck?
Shocked!
What kind of brain circuit was this? The question had just been asked.
The audience in the live broadcast room began to doubt their lives.
The little sister was also unable to feel Shen Fei's pulse.
"No problem, right? It's my turn. May I ask, what will a butterfly become when it grows fat?”
"Butterfly? What kind of question is that? How can a butterfly gain weight?”
Little Sister Dai frowned and was a little confused.
The latter rolled his eyes and said helplessly,""If you can gain weight, why can't butterflies? When a butterfly gained weight, it naturally became a fat butterfly!”
“0.0! Fat Butterfly?"
Hearing the answer, the audience in the live broadcast room, including the little girl, were stunned.
"Fat Butterfly? Good fellow! If I had known earlier, I wouldn't have brought my brain over!”
"Did the old woman do it on purpose? It was fine to perform, but it was fine as long as she didn't sing!”
"Ding! Congratulations to the host for obtaining Little Sister Dai's resentment points 50!”
........
"You don't want to hear me sing? Then I'll dance for you, okay?”
As she spoke, the dainty little girl in a jk uniform left her seat.
After adjusting the camera, he started to perform the broadcast gymnastics in front of millions of viewers.
One two three four five six seven eight, two two three four five six seven eight.
The audience in the live broadcast room was stunned by the stiff dance and the caterpillar's squirming body.
"Good heavens, what exactly am I expecting? Are you sure this isn't radio gymnastics?”
"Is she really not afraid that the supervisor will ban his live broadcast room?”
"Are you kidding me? The supervisor of the live broadcast room has already run away overnight. Do you think everyone is as stupid as us?”
Amidst everyone's complaints, the silly little girl finally stopped torturing these hard-earned fans.
"No, I've already performed two talents. It's your turn!”
The little girl suddenly acted shamelessly.
If this continued, he would most likely lose.
"I didn't lose. Why should I perform?”
"I don't care. Appearance is justice.”
"Beauty is justice?"
Hearing this, Shen Fei suddenly thought of something and his expression became playful.
Then, he got up and took an old guitar from the corner of the room.
"Since you said so, I have a song for you.”
As he spoke, Shen Fei gently plucked the strings of the zither a few times.
The silly little sister didn't have much expectations.
However, the melodious melody that rang in her ears made her widen her eyes.
The prelude ended very quickly, and Shen Fei's heavenly voice sounded in the live broadcast room.
"If the world is dark, I'm actually very beautiful"
"When you advance or retreat in love, you will at most be consumed."
"Insignificant right and wrong"
"What's wrong? It doesn't matter."
As soon as the voice was heard, the live broadcast room was instantly filled with exclamation marks.
Her affectionate voice gave the audience an unprecedented shock.
Someone recalled the relationship they had just ended.
It was so good in the virtual space, but all his dreams were shattered in reality.
Hiding himself in the darkness with an inferiority complex, wasn't this singing about himself?
"What the f * ck? What is this?"
"My God, my ears are getting pregnant. Isn't this voice too nice?”
"I've never heard this song before. Could it be an original song?”
"D * mn, he really has the talent to be a f * cking streamer!”
"Most importantly, he's handsome…"
Little Sister Dai did not hear the audience's complaints. Her attention was all on Shen Fei.
Shen Fei, who was serious about singing, had no resistance to an authentic LSP like her.
The singing never stopped.
"If I'm like you, there's always someone to praise me."
"The humbleness surrounding me may fade away"
"Actually, I don't mind. There are many opportunities."
"Fearless like a giant."
"Indulge the ghost in my heart"
"But I'm not worthy."
A jumping rhythm, a gentle glide, and a heavy melody.
Every note and every tune made the audience feel suffocated.
high. Everyone held their breath when the tide came.
The little girl's eyes were also wide open, and she was looking forward to it.
However, the lyrics that played the next second made her instantly doubt her life.
"Ugly freak, can you not turn on the lights?"
"Hmm?"
“........”
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