The senior brother who had finished laughing at the side continued,"The next day, Master came out of the pigsty covered in sh * t. He carried a brick and ran to find his love rival. No one could stop him!，When the others arrived, their love rivals were fighting each other with blood flowing out of their heads.”
Another senior brother continued," After that, the master who was the first to hit someone was arrested and locked up for a few months. His love rival, who was originally a layman disciple, completely saw through the secular world and became a monk. The master also died in prison. When he came out, he ran to Mount Longhu to become a Taoist priest. Because they had no one to worry about, one became the boss of a Tantra temple, and the other became the boss of Mount Longhu.”
Junior Brother Li was enlightened. You don't have to do this!" As he spoke, he looked in the direction where the two of them were fighting.
Qi Ling and the monk were close together. Qi Ling pressed the monk to the ground and grabbed the monk's throat.
"Aiya, Master is very stubborn about this matter. He thinks that the monk is the one who delayed him. Every few years, at the Taoist and Buddhist exchange meeting, the two of them almost always fight, so many people know about this. Look, Master is about to win this time!”The senior brother hurriedly called out to junior brother Li.
Junior Brother Li quickly looked over. The monk was completely pressed to the ground and his throat was locked. Just when everyone thought that Daoist was going to win, Daoist let out a miserable cry.
"Ah, old bald donkey, you don't care about martial arts!”
It turned out that the monk had touched a soft thing in his panic and pinched it. Instantly, the monk's face turned red and sweat flowed non-stop. Hearing the monk's miserable cry and seeing the monk's sinister move, everyone subconsciously covered their lower body.
The Taoist priest could not bear the pain, but he still did not let go. He even freed his other hand to stab one of the monk's eyes.
" Ah!" The monk cried out in pain, but he still refused to let go.
Just as the two of them were in a deadlock, Sima Jing finally came in and saw the two of them fighting. He quickly stopped them,
"What happened? Why did they start fighting? Hurry up and pull her over!"
Only then did the onlookers pull apart the people who were wrestling in an extremely indecent position.
Looking at the chaotic Taoist priests and monks, Sima Jing shouted angrily,"
"What are you guys doing? Playing house? Everyone, stand in formation!"
Only then did everyone split into two square formations and stand properly. However, the two people in the lead looked a little funny no matter how one looked at them.
Sima Jing's mood eased a little when he saw everyone standing there. He stood on a high platform in front of everyone and pressed his hand down to make the crowd quiet down before he began to speak.
"In order not to delay everyone's time, I'll make it short! In the depths of Green Vine Mountain, there was a group of evil god members! Trying to obtain the power to communicate with the Evil God! The crack in the sky was summoned by them! Your main task now is to enter the mountain and eliminate this group of people! Can you do it?"
At this moment, the bruised and swollen Monk Liaoyuan said,""That's no problem! But what about the weapons we applied for?"
Sima Jing pointed at the rows of boxes behind him.""It's all inside. You guys go up and divide it yourselves.”
Liao Yuan called for his disciples to start opening the box. Qi Ling's eyes turned red when she saw this and went up to open the box as well.
Sima Jing stopped Qi Ling and pointed to the other side.""Where are yours!"
Qi Ling was like a black boss, knocking left and right. Finally, he waved his hand for the Taoist priests to open the box.
Monk Liaoyuan had already finished dismantling them. Gatling guns, howitzers, and RPGs were placed on the ground. The boxes that were opened were filled with boxes of green bullets!
"Amitabha!" Seeing the weapons on the ground, Yuan Dao chanted the name of Buddha. He took out a pair of sunglasses that he had found somewhere to cover the dark circles under his eyes.
The experienced Liao Yuan picked up a Gatling gun, tested it out, and pulled the trigger. The Gatling gun immediately spun, and Liao Yuan was so happy that he shouted like a child,"
"Namo Gatling Bodhisattva, six quiet depleted uranium bombs, 3600 cycles per breath, great mercy to save the world! Little ones, come over and bless your weapons!”
A group of monks ran over to bless these weapons. Immediately, the arena was filled with golden light.
On the Daoist Priest's side, when Qi Ling opened the box, there were rifles inside.
Chillington was dumbfounded as he looked at the killer weapon on the monk's side. Then, he looked at the rifle on his side and was in disbelief!
Qi Ling immediately came to Sima Jingnian and shouted,""Hello? What do you mean? The monks were all equipped with machine guns and howitzers! We have rifles on our side! You guys are trying to be special! Did you take money from those monks?"
The adjutant beside him took out a tissue. Sima Jing took the tissue and wiped the saliva on his face expressionlessly.
"Why are you in such a hurry? Those monks were considered to have practiced Thwart Kung Fu before. They could lift a few hundred pounds as if they were playing with it! Those weapons and ammunition were at least three to four hundred catties! Is it convenient for you Taoist priests to move around with it?”Sima Jing wiped the saliva off his face and continued,""You guys use lightness to destroy the enemy, while they use firepower suppression to destroy the enemy! Working together is not tiring! Do you understand! He only knew how to roar! Hurry up and prepare!"
These words made Qi Ling's old face turn red. He dejectedly went to enchant the rifles. As the monk and Daoist priest enchanted the weapons, time passed bit by bit...
Meanwhile, Li Xuan, Wang Dao, and Yang Li took a car to the temporary airport. Why wasn't Li Yang here? Sima Jing didn't let him come because he couldn't help.
Qi Ling, who was enchanting his phone rifle, saw a small car approaching. He immediately had a familiar feeling, as if he had seen it somewhere before.
He quickly came to Sima Jing's side and asked," Who's in that car?”
"Oh? They were people with lofty aspirations who would help when they saw injustice!”Sima Jing said calmly. (Li Xuan, Wang Dao, Yang Li, and the other two expressed that they weren't taking the blame. If you hadn't blocked us with a gun, would we have come?)）
The small car soon arrived beside Sima Jing. The three of them were blinded by the bright light as soon as they got off. They took a moment to recover and looked at the dozens of bald men. Their upper bodies were bare, revealing their strong muscles. They held Gatling guns in their hands, had bullet belts around their waists, and had bullet boxes on their backs. What made them even more confused was that the monk in the lead was wearing a pair of sunglasses. He looked like a gangster.
"F * ck…did we come to the wrong place?”Li Xuan said uncertainly.
" Alright…I don't think I came to the wrong place…" Wang Dao was also suspicious.
"This group of people doesn't look like good people!”Yang Li also looked at everything that happened last night in a daze!
Qi Ling watched as Li Xuan alighted from the car and immediately broke out in a cold sweat. With a trembling voice, she accused Li Xuan and asked Sima Jing,""Who is he? Where did you find him?!"
Sima Jing looked at Qi Ling strangely.""I told you to be a man of lofty ideals. Don't worry, I've checked it! No problem!"
Qi Ling heard Sima Jing repeatedly guarantee that there would be no problem before she wiped her cold sweat.""He's too similar to that Corpse King!”
Li Xuan, who had gotten out of the car, also noticed Qi Ling and immediately had a bad feeling.""Oh no, I met that old Taoist priest!”
Fortunately, Qi Ling only cast a few suspicious glances over.
Li Xuan sighed inwardly. If he recognizes us, we're done for!"
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