Forbidden Land Exploration: Play as Deadpool, Teammate Boiled Oil Bottle, and Sister Bao ’er
23 Stupid oil bottle, and you still say that you don’t hit women!

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Lu Yan and Feng Baoer both looked over.

On the right side of the stone wall, there was a green crystal coffin.

There seemed to be a female corpse in white inside the coffin.

"Her clothes are not good."

Feng Baoer suddenly complained.

???

Lu Yan and Little Brother Qilin both turned to look at her.

She pursed her lips and said,"This kind of loose robe will easily expose itself in a fight."”

Little brother Qilin's breath was stuck in his throat, and he felt his vision darken.

Lu Yan had already given her a thumbs up.

"Impressive!"

"Sister Bao 'er, you actually learned the term' revealing your body'!”

" That's the truth." Feng Baoer nodded seriously." That's why I think that even if that thing is strange, its combat power is average."”

"Are your judgments always so sloppy?”

Lu Yan ridiculed. He turned around and pointed at another stone wall."There's a crystal coffin over there. There should be one lying inside.

But it's gone now. I guess it must have escaped. I'll leave that thing to you later, Sister Bao 'er.”

Feng Baoer suddenly turned around.

He saw the empty green crystal coffin.

Little brother Qilin suddenly added.

Pointing at the front of the river, a woman with long black hair dancing behind a white feather coat said,""She's there. Bao 'er, you go!”

Feng Baoer's face fell.

She subconsciously shrunk her neck.

"About that…I don't hit women.”

???

Lu Yan was stunned.

Little brother Qilin was also dumbfounded.

The viewers in the live broadcast room were also stunned.

"This reason…seems impeccable.”

"Sister Bao 'er, your excuse is really good.”

"Why are all these evil things women? Why can't they be men?”

"D * mn, you're here to fight again?"

“……”

Sister Bao 'er didn't feel embarrassed at all.

"If it was a man, I could beat it up so badly that even its mother wouldn't recognize it!"”

Lu Yan shrugged his neck." Then all the more I can't hit a woman. Sister Bao 'er, you know that I'm the most tender person."”

After saying that.

The two of them turned their heads in tacit understanding.

He looked at Little Brother Qilin.

That expression.

It was as if he was saying,'You're the best at hitting women.'

Go!

Little brother Qilin's face darkened.

"I never hit women!"

He sighed.

"Forget it, you really can't deal with this thing. Let me do it!”

After saying that.

He lightly cut the back of his hand with the black gold blade.

Blood gushed out.

It dripped into the river.

Instantly!

The corpse beetles in the water seemed to have gone crazy as they spread out in all directions!

"F * ck! Is this blood poisonous?"

"What's the name of this move, little brother stoic?"

"Blood sacrifice?"

“……”

Fresh blood gushed out and quickly stained his palm.

The little brother Qilin's face was cold as he pointed at the woman with his blood-covered palm.

Instantly!

The female corpse actually knelt down.

"Chang Wei!"

"And you said you don't know martial arts?"

Lu Yan roared and immediately changed his words."No! Dumb oil bottle still said that you don't hit women!

Look! Look, he knelt down just by pointing at him. You must have hit him a lot!”

Little brother Qilin grunted.

His face darkened.

"Hurry up and leave! Don't turn around!"

Lu Yan grinned and pulled the accelerator. The assault boat moved forward at an even faster speed.

However, he felt a chill on his back.

He felt a wave of fear.

"Damn it."

"Stupid oil bottle, is that damn thing following behind me?”

Little brother Qilin's expression changed.

"Don't turn around!"

Feng Baoer was about to turn around when she stopped.

"Don't care so much. Just drive forward!”

"As long as you don't turn back, she won't hurt you!”

Lu Yan gulped.

His face was green with sweat.

Damn it.

You make it sound so easy.

In the live broadcast room.

"F * ck! If it were me, I would have peed my pants.”

"My heart aches for Eccentric Lu. That thing is lying on his back.”

"D * mn, this is too terrifying!"

"Hiss! I'll go change into a new pair of pants."

“……”

Driving the boat.

Lu Yan suddenly felt a chill at the back of his head.

The expression of the little brother Qilin sitting in front suddenly changed.

With a backhand slap!

"Bang!"

"Rip!"

A muffled sound.

It was as if his palm had hit a wall of air.

"Ah!"

After a strange and tragic roar.

A white feather robe fluttered and draped over Lu Yan's body.

Lu Yan pulled the sleeve of the white feather coat and looked at the little brother Qilin in a daze.

"Why did you take off her clothes?"

"Something's wrong. That zombie wants to attack you!" Little Brother Qilin said with a gloomy expression.”

Lu Yan took off his white clothes and said,"Then don't take off her clothes. This is a formal adventure show. If you do this, it will be very difficult for the program team.”

Little brother Qilin was too lazy to pay attention to him.

His eyes scanned the surroundings.

"The corpse puppet in the stone wall over there is also gone!”

Lu Yan and Feng Baoer turned around.

He felt a chill run down his spine.

The female corpses in the two crystal coffins had all disappeared!

"Damn it! It's really gone!"

"High energy ahead!"

"Bullet screen protection!"

"Sister Bao 'er, save me!"

“……”

A cold aura was spreading.

"There's a zombie in the coffin," explained Little Brother Qilin."She wanted to borrow your Yang qi to leave this corpse cave.

But for some reason, it suddenly moved and wanted to attack you.

Now that the other zombie had been alerted, they had to be careful. They could attack at any time!”

The corners of Lu Yan's mouth twitched.

"Ah, I see."

"That's okay. Little sister, don't do anything rash. I don't mind you lying on me naked.”

"I have sufficient Yang Qi, I can definitely bring you out of here.”

Little brother Qilin was so angry that his face turned green.

"But I mind!"

"Now, that thing is already enraged. If you let her lie on you, you will definitely not have it easy!”

Just as he finished speaking.

"Gululu…"

Bubbles suddenly appeared in the river ahead.

"It's here!" Little brother Qilin's expression was solemn.”

Lu Yan hugged the white feather coat and trembled in fear.

"Sister Bao 'er! Protect me!"

Feng Baoer was speechless.

"I…I don't hit women!"

The corners of Lu Yan's mouth twitched.

"If I can't beat them…then why don't I join them?”

???

Little Brother Qilin and Feng Baoer turned around at the same time.

She saw that Lu Yan had already put on the slightly damaged white feather coat.

Most importantly…

He even made a shy gesture like Marilyn.

"Urgh ~~~~"

"This guy is really not afraid of death."

"You dare to wear something that a dead person has worn?”

"In terms of courting death, I'm f * cking convinced by this guy!”

“騒!”

“……”

"What are you doing?" Feng Baoer asked dumbly.”

Lu Yan pinched his throat." I'm acting. You know what I mean. This way, they'll think that I'm their companion. Hehehe…"

Little brother Qilin's hand that was holding the hilt of the sword tightened slightly as he cursed in his heart.

"Take it off!"

"Otherwise, I'll chop you to death!"

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