Forbidden Land Exploration: Play as Deadpool, Teammate Boiled Oil Bottle, and Sister Bao ’er
25 Zombie! Was King Mu of Zhou a woman? Stupid oil bottle, fight him!

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Little brother Qilin was forced by his two teammates.

I'm stuffed.

Lu Yan and Feng Baoer also ate until their mouths were full of oil.

After dinner.

He took a simple rest.

At around three o'clock, the three of them set off again.

As they walked along the mountain road, Feng Baoer introduced the information she had read.

"According to the information collected by the program team, it's rumored that this is an immortal tomb.”

"The one in the tomb was photographed by the Jade Emperor. He turned into a general to help the emperor fight.”

" He ascended after his merits were fulfilled, leaving behind his body and treasured weapons to be buried in this tomb…"

Lu Yan nodded without saying anything.

He cursed in his heart.

What a bullsh * t immortal.

That guy seemed to be a backstabber.

Little brother Qilin narrowed his eyes. He supported his waist with one hand and rubbed his fingers gently with the other.

Feng Baoer continued.

They talked about the landslide and the appearance of more than a hundred heads.

The audience in the live broadcast room was stunned when they heard this.

Not long after, the three of them walked to the sign left behind by the program team.

There were a few words of blessings written on it.

Behind the sign was a hole that had already been dug. Behind the hole was a wall made of bricks.

Lu Yan frowned and said,"The sign says that there is an anti-theft layer inside this brick. It seals the sulfuric acid that Taoist priests refine. If you push it directly, the wax that seals the sulfuric acid inside will break, and the acid will come out."

Once it came into contact with the body, it would immediately be burnt to a crisp.”

Feng Baoer immediately picked up the tools that the production team had prepared and said,"There are some brick-moving tools prepared by the program team here. Let's be careful and try it out?”

Just as he finished speaking.

Little brother Qilin's long fingers rubbed against it.

Puff!

He stabbed it directly.

Then, he pulled.

"Gulp!"

A brick was pulled out by him.

"This is sulfuric acid!"

He pointed at a layer of red wax-sealed substance inside.

He turned around and said,"Bao 'er, please dig a hole. It's best if it's big."”

Feng Baoer was stunned.

He smiled.

"Are you going to bury Lu Yan? I'm good at this!"

Lu Yan pursed his lips.

"Sister Bao 'er, you've learned to be bad. Digging a hole is to find a way to guide the sulfuric acid out.”

Feng Baoer chuckled." I think this sulfuric acid should be good for burying people in mud."”

Ah, this.

Lu Yan thought about it and actually felt that it made sense.

"Do you still have the cup that contained the sea monkey's blood? He took it out and added some acid into it. It might be useful.”

Sister Bao 'er nodded.”

As he spoke.

She took out her bone claws and started digging.

"Lu Yan! Help!"

Lu Yan grinned, tilted his head, and thought for a moment. Suddenly, he held his stomach and said,"Ah! I suddenly have a stomachache. I'm going to find a place with no one to shit!”

Feng Baoer rolled her eyes in anger. You just want to be lazy!"

Lu Yan raised his eyebrows and said,"Ah, Sister Bao 'er, you don't trust me?" If you really don't believe me, let's go together. I'll poop while you supervise.”

Feng Baoer raised her head and pushed out her palm.

Middle out!

Bang!

True Qi exploded on Lu Yan's body.

He chuckled and turned to run.

He really turned off the camera and found a corner to settle it.

After he was done.

Feng Baoer was almost done digging the pit.

"Ah, Sister Bao 'er, you're too fast."

"You should have slowed down and waited for me to come back to dig.”

"We're teammates. We should share happiness and hardship together.”

Feng Baoer was so angry that she turned around and used her bone claws and mud. Her eyes were fierce.

"I'm going to bury you!"

The corners of Lu Yan's mouth twitched, and he quickly admitted defeat.

"Noob and playful."

Sister Bao 'er, punish him!"

"This guy is too lazy."

"If this person is crippled, just bury him!”

“……”

As the two of them bickered, Little Brother Qilin had already guided out all the sulfuric acid, filling up a huge pit.

Feng Baoer put the sulfuric acid into a stainless steel glass bottle and covered it.

He turned around and kicked a big hole in the grayish-white wall.

"You! Go in and scout the way!"

Feng Baoer pointed at Lu Yan.

"No!" Lu Yan shook his head firmly.

As he spoke.

He actually took out a white rabbit from his backpack.

"Where did you get this rabbit?"

Feng Baoer and Little Brother Qilin were stunned.

Lu Yan chuckled.”

As he spoke.

He tied a rope around the rabbit's neck and threw it in.

Two minutes later.

He pulled Rabbit up.

He was still alive and kicking.

Lu Yan was a little stunned.

"That's not right. Is that thing not interested in rabbits?”

He remembered that there was a coffin in the tomb as soon as he entered.

There was something in the coffin that was so awesome that it needed Little Brother Qilin to kowtow to it.

Why didn't a little rabbit have any reaction?

The little brother Qilin heard him talking to himself and took a deep look at the back of his head.

He threw a lamp in.

The tomb chamber inside appeared.

"Let's go in and take a look."

The little brother Qilin took the initiative to walk into the tomb.

Lu Yan followed closely behind, and Feng Baoer also followed in.

This tomb was not small.

The stone slabs on the ground were arranged in the form of the Eight Trigrams. Some ancient characters were engraved on the stone slabs.

Lu Yan and Feng Baoer could not understand this.

In the middle of the tomb were two floors that looked like Yin and Yang fish. On the floor was a four-legged square tripod.

"I'll go and see what's in the cauldron.”

Feng Baoer jumped nimbly onto the square tripod.

"Oh, it's a headless corpse.”

After saying that, she jumped down in disappointment.

His expression did not change.

Lu Yan ignored her and pointed the camera at the words on the ground.

"Come, come, come. Those experts, open your eyes wide and take a good look at what's written on this.”

The experts widened their eyes.

He stared at the screen.

Without blinking.

Lu Yan moved back while shining on the ground.

Far away from the stone coffin on the south side of the tomb.

If he remembered correctly, there was an old dumpling inside!

It was very likely to be the mistress of the Queen Mother of the West, King You of Zhou!

This thing was thousands of years old. Who knew how ferocious it was?

Little brother Qilin had to kowtow when he saw it.

It was better to stand further away.

When Feng Baoer saw his actions, she did not need to understand at all and followed him tacitly.

"What are you doing?"

Lu Yan raised his finger.

He pointed at Little Brother Qilin.

Feng Baoer saw that Little Brother Qilin's face seemed to have turned pale.

At the same time!

The stone coffin also began to shake.

With a creaking sound, wisps of dark gas escaped from the stone coffin.

"Hiss!"

"What is that thing?"

"I'm guessing it's a big dumpling!" Lu Yan shushed.”

Feng Baoer patted him." What are you doing? You're still thinking about food at a time like this!"”

Lu Yan bared his teeth and explained,"Zongzi is a slang term. To put it simply, it's something like a zombie. I guess that thing is more ferocious."

The stuffy oil bottle was a professional. Previously, he had pointed his finger and the female dumpling in the karst cave had knelt down. This kind of thing could be left to him to handle.

It would be best if there was a female rice dumpling in the coffin. The two fingers of the stuffy oil bottle were extremely long. It was definitely very good at dealing with female rice dumplings.

He could easily make the female dumpling kneel down and call him daddy.”

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