Forbidden Land Exploration: Play as Deadpool, Teammate Boiled Oil Bottle, and Sister Bao ’er
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Feng Baoer and Little Brother Qilin turned around at the same time.

She saw Lu Yan pouting. He covered his face with one hand and handed over a needle and thread with the other.

"Why are you covering your face?" Feng Baoer was speechless. Your whole face is in the hood.”

Little brother Qilin wanted to retreat in despair, but he found that he was blocked by a big tree and could only move to the side.

"Sister Bao 'er, please."

he whispered.

He rolled and crawled to the side, looking extremely miserable.

Feng Baoer also wanted to run.

However, when he saw the little brother Qilin turn around and put his palms together, he looked a little pitiful.

Her heart softened.

"Alright, alright, alright."

"Give me the needle and thread, but don't blame me if it pierces your P **.”

Lu Yan's face hidden under the hood smiled. Ah, the opportunity had finally come. Sister Bao 'er, you have to be gentle.

He handed the needle and thread over.

Ten seconds later.

He was already lying on Sister Bao 'er's lap.

Feng Baoer held the needle and gestured left and right twice. She said with a little distress,"Ah, this…I don't know how to use this. How should I start?”

Little brother Qilin blinked and carefully approached.

"First, tie two knots on the thread, then pass it in from this side, then cross the gap and come out from the other side."”

Feng Baoer began to operate according to his instructions.

The first needle pierced into Lu Yan's flesh.

"Ah!"

He shouted.

Feng Baoer's hand trembled and stabbed into her flesh again.

"Oh."

Feng Baoer's hand trembled, and she slapped him.

"Don't shout!"

Little brother Qilin had already taken two steps back and hid far away.

"Pfft, this guy is too cheap."

"Little brother Qilin, who was it that said by my ear that you will never change your love for me?”

"One person's loneliness is two people's fault, three people's friendship makes me confused.”

"My heart aches for the stoic little brother for three seconds."

"Just now, my mom came in and asked me what I was reading at home in the middle of the day. The neighbors downstairs are all talking about it.”

"Little brother stoic, you have to take the initiative! You have to fight for it! How can you let your feelings be bound by secular concepts!”

“……”

A few minutes later.

Feng Baoer finally sewed up the hole in Lu Yan's body with sweat all over her face.

In the mountains.

The roar of the helicopter finally sounded.

Lu Yan stood up and raised his middle finger at the sky.

"Tsk, with the program team's rescue speed, it would be too late by the time you guys arrived!”

The production team was speechless.

"Sigh, King Mu of Zhou, what a good research subject. In the end, he was melted into the acid.”

"What a pity. We should have stopped them.”

"But according to the program rules, we have no right to stop them.”

"Fortunately, the square cauldron is still here, and the words on the floor are enough for us to study for a period of time.”

“……”

The experts sighed.

His face was filled with regret.

In the sky.

The helicopter lowered the ladder, and the rescue personnel descended from the sky.

"According to the rules of the competition, you can choose to continue moving forward or return to the camp to rest for a while.”

"You have three minutes to consider.”

The secret service agent's face was cold and he was doing his job.

Lu Yan and Feng Baoer looked at Little Brother Qilin in tacit understanding.

The little brother Qilin fell into a dilemma.

He continued to advance. He did not know how many dangers were waiting in the underground tomb.

But if he didn't continue forward, he would be unwilling.

Lu Yan saw his dilemma.

" How about this?" he said straightforwardly." We'll rest here for a while. You guys leave behind food, water, and tents."

We can decide for ourselves when to continue exploring.”

The agent nodded.

"That works too!"

After saying that, he hung the Square Cauldron on the hanging ladder and boarded the helicopter.

The little brother Qilin pursed his lips and nodded at Lu Yan.

"Ah! This exchange of eyes."

"I can see that Little Brother Qilin wants to continue exploring, but he's worried that it'll be more dangerous later, so he hesitated. However, Lu Yan helped him make the decision.”

"I'm a f * cking man, why do I feel a little sweet?”

"You are not alone."

“……”

A few minutes later.

A large box fell from the sky.

The three of them sat under the shade of a tree, eating and chatting.

"Brother Qilin, why is your blood effective on those things?”

Feng Baoer asked a question that everyone was curious about.

Lu Yan also raised his head, wanting to see if he would tell the truth.

Little brother Qilin was silent for a while.

Sighing, he unbuttoned his shirt, revealing the Qilin tattoo."Because I have a qilin tattoo."

Feng Baoer looked at the Kirin tattoo on his left shoulder in surprise, then nodded in understanding.

"I see."

There was nothing else.

In the live broadcast room.

"What? A tattoo can have such an effect?"

"So what? Even King Mu of Zhou from more than 2,000 years ago had appeared, and Sister Bao 'er's zhenqi had also appeared. What else was impossible?”

"Then I have to get a Guanyin tattoo tomorrow. This world is getting stranger and stranger.”

"I'm going to tattoo a Buddha."

"Heh, if you want to tattoo, tattoo Sun Wukong."

"Isn't the overshoulder dragon fragrant?"

“……”

Little brother Qilin had no idea that his honesty had caused a tattoo craze in all of China.

Many tattoo parlors hung him on the wall and worshipped him as if he were Master Guan.

He sat on the grass.

Lu Yan suddenly burst out laughing.

"Actually, I know two people who also have the Qilin bloodline.”

???

Little brother Qilin suddenly turned his head.

"What did you say?"

Lu Yan grinned and said,"I know a person named Nie Feng. His ancestor accidentally drank the blood of the Fire Qilin, and then he obtained the Fire Qilin's crazy demon gene. As long as he goes crazy, he will be extremely strong."

There was also one called Bu Jingyun, who liked to burn instant noodles and wear leather armor. His swordsmanship was not bad and he also knew how to use the Cloud Striking Palm.

The key was that his left arm was stained with the blood of the Qilin. After his wife died and he was single for a period of time, his left arm became extremely strong.

By the way, if he and Nie Feng were together, they could also open the Moke Boundless. They could directly blast a small mountain like this into pieces with one move.”

Little Brother Qilin was stunned and looked at Lu Yan in a daze.

Feng Baoer was at a loss and did not understand the meaning behind it.

The netizens were a little crazy.

"I'll throw it! Is there really such a person?"

"Qilin Arm? After becoming single, his left arm became extremely strong? I really want to understand something."

"Ah, this…is it really that profound?”

"To be honest, I often use my left hand, and my left hand is quite strong.”

"He blew up a mountain in one move? Is that a god?"

"I didn't believe it before, but now I suddenly believe it.”

"Hehehe…"

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