There were all kinds of birds in the forest!
There was actually someone buying virgin boy urine, and it was selling quite well.
The corners of the host's mouth twitched.
This was the live stream of the Immortal Palace Quest, not a trading place. However, it was really profitable. If he was not the host, he would have roared. In fact, he was also a virgin!
Of course, it was ten years ago!
The host quickly reminded them," Hello, everyone online. In order to maintain the cleanliness of the live broadcast room, please do not send any more messages about selling virgin boy's urine!”
As soon as he said this, there was a wave of curses.
"F * ck, I'm selling my pee. What does it have to do with you as a host?”
"Didn't you hear what the Chinese mages said? Devil Breaker's Child's Pea!"
"I've been feeling uneasy recently. I'll buy a catty of virgin boy's urine to shake off evil!”
……
The corners of the host's mouth twitched. What the f * ck was this!
Then, he looked at Smith.
Professor Smith immediately understood. He coughed and said,""It is your freedom to buy and sell virgin boy's urine. However, there is no way to identify whether it is virgin boy's urine or not.
Therefore!
To prevent everyone from being deceived, everyone must consider carefully before buying.”
Smith was indeed a professor. His words were immediately effective.
"Everyone, pay attention. Professor Smith is right. There's really no way to identify whether it's virgin boy's urine or not, so everyone should be careful before buying it.”
……
After Ninth Uncle asked, he saw that no one answered, so he asked again,"Who has virgin boy urine?"
The scene was deathly silent!
Professor William looked a little awkward.
Putting aside the fact that this virgin urology was not scientific, whether or not he could break this illusion was another matter.
The premise was that he had to be able to find it!
After all!
There were no underage children in the archeological team.
Another ten minutes passed, and no one answered. Everyone looked at each other!
Finally!
Madona stood up submissively and said shyly,""Ninth Uncle, I…I'm still a virgin.”
Ninth Uncle shook his head." A woman's pee is useless. A virgin's pee must be a man's!"”
"Oh!"
Madona blushed and retreated.
Ninth Uncle looked at the stuffy oil bottle. He could feel that he should be a virgin!
In the end, she was so bored that she looked up at the sky!
And then!
He turned to look at Ye Tian, who had gone off to admire the scenery!
"Forget it, I'll do it myself!" Ninth Uncle said angrily.”
After Ninth Uncle finished speaking, he turned around and went to a remote place.
Everyone present was shocked!
"Ninth Uncle is actually still a virgin!"
In the comments section, after a short period of silence, the comments flew everywhere.
"Shocking. A Chinese Mage is actually a virgin. And by the looks of it, he's almost 50 years old, right?”
"A 50-year-old virgin boy, awesome!”
"That's too bad. No wonder he's so powerful. It turns out that he has the support of the virgin body!”
"Awesome!"
“666！”
……
Soon, Ninth Uncle came back empty-handed.
"Sir Mage, why did you come back without taking anything?”
"Could it be that he suddenly remembered that he was no longer a virgin?”
"That's possible!"
The comments section was flooded with comments.
Ninth Uncle looked at everyone's puzzled gazes and said indifferently,"Who has a cup!"
"I have it!"
A foreigner took out a large basin.
The comments section instantly went crazy with laughter.
"Ninth Uncle is too funny. So it turns out that after he went, he realized that there was nothing to store.”
"F * ck, what's this person up to? He actually took out a basin!”
"This guy must know that virgin boy urine can dispel evil, so he wants a share of the profits!”
"The person above is right!"
Ninth Uncle glanced at the man and took the basin.
And then!
He turned around and left again.
Everyone looked at the guy who gave Ninth Uncle a washbasin.
"I thought you guys didn't have one!" That guy laughed.”
However, he did want to keep some for himself. After all, Mount Kunlun was too f * cking evil!
Not long after!
Ninth Uncle came back with a basin!
There was some yellow liquid inside. It could be seen that he had been on fire recently!
Ninth Uncle splashed the boy's urine on the ground!
He casually threw the basin away!
Then, he took out a demon-breaking talisman from his bosom, put his palms together, and held it between his two fingers. He stood in a horse stance and chanted,"Heaven and earth are boundless, heaven and earth borrow magic!
Taishang Laojun, hurry up!
Break the devil!"
Ninth Uncle threw the talisman in his hand. The soft demon-breaking talisman was like a nail, stabbing into the place where the boy's urine had been splashed!
"Bang!"
The talisman suddenly ignited, and then a magical scene appeared.
With the virgin boy's urine as the center, the ground began to change.
Footprints appeared on the snow that hadn't been stepped on.
In front of them, dense footprints appeared in the places they had not walked through!
Everyone's jaws dropped!
The comments section was also shocked at this moment!
"F * ck, China's Magicians are so awesome. How did they make so many footprints out of thin air?”
"Use your brain. Those footprints were left by the archeological team. After all, they were under the illusion and had been walking in circles. Now that the illusion has been broken, so many footprints appeared!”
" The Chinese Wizards are too awesome!"
"Heaven and earth are boundless, heaven and earth borrow magic!
Taishang Laojun, hurry up!
Break the magic!
I seem to have learned the incantation of a Chinese mage.”
"Previous poster, hurry up and make a copy. When the live broadcast ends, it will be the day we finish our apprenticeship!”
"Yes, yes, yes, I want it too!"
"Add me as a friend and give me a copy!"
"Please send me off, I'm following you!"
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(Author's words: Is anyone watching?) If there is, please let me know in the comments section.）
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